Today's item for bid is something I'm sure will draw quite a bit of interest. It's been missing for quite awhile, but recently during an excavation, it was discovered by one of our best field agents!
I present to you fine bidders:
Lot 364: KARNAJ'S SOUL
Shall we start the bidding at ... $0.03 USD?
Do I hear 4, people? Four cents for this artifact?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Sure I hear FIVE out there somewhere. FIVE CENTS, anyone?
OHO! SIX CENTS FROM THE MAILED MAN! Do I hear SEVEN? [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]
[ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about (_|_):
SIX CENTS!!!
Six cents, and half a Snickers bar!
I have six cents going once! [ 09-27-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]
Damn.. I'm tapped out. 
Going once!
Failling that, I bid Gydyon's tam.
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Bajah had this to say about Robocop:
TEN CENTS! I have 10 Cents!Going once!
Sorry, that's more than I'm willing to pay.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I've been trying to get this thing back ever since Bradsky ripped it out of my chest cavity, thinking it was an alien facehugger.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
the exchange on it is 1us to about 1mil turkish "dollars"
See, I need to give it to the Devil. He's been keeping my grades up and lately has been looking for payment. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
However, what Karnaj doesn't know is that I have better diplomacy skills and the Star Destroyer crew is on an extended break, enjoying some dark elven booty.
So I've chosen to accept the other 3 bids and put you all on a timeshare!
Going once!
Going twice!
SOLD!
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Vorbo Goatboy spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I now hire Gydyon to prosecute all of the winners for possession of stolen property and a charge of being a Douchebag on the first degree!
I refuse to accept you as a client. Instead, I am suing YOU for attempting to steal my tam and use it as a bid!
However, I am fair, and I will settle out of court for a bucket of spicy Buffalo wings. I'm feeling a mite peckish.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
...What? I got em to spare ;P
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Judge Gydyon stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I refuse to accept you as a client. Instead, I am suing YOU for attempting to steal my tam and use it as a bid!However, I am fair, and I will settle out of court for a bucket of spicy Buffalo wings. I'm feeling a mite peckish.
Let's sue him for even MORE Buffalo wings!
Our next item up for bid is something I expect to sell for quite a hefty price! This is something long lost and thought never to return! Not for the faint of heart, my friends!
I give to you:
Lot 365: DELIDGAMOND'S TALENT
That's right, ladied and gents. This is what originally caused the kissing pic. This is the talent that Delid once possessed that enabled him to gross out anyone. We have finally found it!
We will start the bidding at $1.15 USD!
Around the corner from where I used to work is the Anchor Bar, birth place of chicken wings.
We now return you to your irregularly-scheduled auction.
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How.... Mightion Defensor.... uughhhhhh:
On a side note, living in Buffalo, I can call a phone number and have fresh, hot, spicy, yummy Buffalo chicken wings delivered to my house.Around the corner from where I used to work is the Anchor Bar, birth place of chicken wings.
We now return you to your irregularly-scheduled auction.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
*sticks his fingers in his ears while chanting "I can't hear you...."*
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
