Star Wars:
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Ghostbusters:
There is no pants, only Zule!
These are just a couple of examples! Pick some quotes from movies you know and see what you can come up with!
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Neo: Why do my pants hurt?Morpheus: You've never used them before.
Granted, two lines, but was funny to me.
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From the book of dnomagdileD, chapter 3, verse 16:
The Pants of Ill Repute
Trying to make the forums better too, eh? Good show!
And you people need to put the name of the movie too, for people who don't recognize it 
I know A Few Good Men, but Nem's I'm not sure on 
"Let my pants go."
(singing) "You must learn to join the pants!"
El Dorado
"Did you get him?"
"Sort of."
"Whaddaya mean, sort of?!"
"Well, I hit the pants, and the pants hit him."
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
"What's in there?"
"Something that will make you feel pants again."
"Our pants are falling!"
"Raise them!"
"...I CAN'T!"
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How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
I recall a list from long ago that has numerous quotes from Star Wars with certain words replaced with pants.
That's where our conversation originated
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bajah said:
Trying to make the forums better too, eh? Good show!And you people need to put the name of the movie too, for people who don't recognize it
I know A Few Good Men, but Nem's I'm not sure on
Cartoon Network 
- The Usual Suspects
"The pants!"
"It will do you no good, Autobot. It cannot be opened!"
"Not by a Decepticon."
2001: A Space Odyssey
"Open the pants, HAL."
"My god... it's full of pants."
Full Metal Jacket
"We got the pants!"
"The recruits of [uh, I forgot the platoon number; sorry ~ Self ed.] were salty. They could eat their own pants, and ask for seconds."
Spiderman
Bonus points if you can name the movie. [ 09-17-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
Edit: Fixed.
Luke, I am your pants.
Young frankenstien
IIIIIII've got noooo paaaaaannnntts, and no pants got me.
star trek:2 (i think)
From hell's pants, i strike thee.
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Delphi Aegis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to pants! And be pantsed in return!!Bonus points if you can name the movie.
Edit: Fixed.
You talkin about Moulin Rouge or something else?
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Sentow said this about your mom:
"The recruits of [uh, I forgot the platoon number; sorry ~ Self ed.] were salty. They could eat their own pants, and ask for seconds."
company 3092.
And Bajah: It's Zuul... 
Young Frankenstein:
What Pants!
You gave me ABNORMAL PANTS?!?
Braveheart:
They may take our lives.... but they'll never take.... OUR PANTS!
... shoots lightning bolts from his eyes, and fireballs from his pants.
Dude, where's my car?:
Dude, where's my pants?
Where's your pants dude?
Sweet! You got pants!
Dude! So did you!
What's mine say?
Dude! What's mine say?
Sweet! What's mine say?
And pants?
No "and pants"!
And pants?
No "and pants"!
And pants?
No "and pants"!
Full Metal Jacket:
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your pants!
Did your parents have any pants that survived?
Sir, Yes Sir!
Well I bet they regret that.
What are you 2 animals doing in my pants? What is all this Micky Mouse shit? Why is Private Pyle holding that Weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's pants out?
If God wanted you on top of that obsticle he would have Miracled your pants up there by now!
Holy Jesus! What the hell is that? What the fuck is this Pyle? WHAT IS IT?
Pants.
Pants. Is chow allowed in the barracks Private Pyle?
Sir, no sir.
Are you allowed to have pants?
Sir, no sir!
And why is that Private Pyle?
Because I'm too heavy, sir.
I am... in a world... of pants.
The dead know only one thing... that it is better to be pants.
Hell, I like you... You can come over to my house and fuck my pants.
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Bajah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Trying to make the forums better too, eh? Good show!And you people need to put the name of the movie too, for people who don't recognize it
Cartoon Network has a little commercial bit where the Legion of Doom is asking for stuff, and at the end Brainiac (who started it all in the first place when he stood up) throws his hands up and goes "I just want some pants! A decent pair of pants!"
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Nobody really understood why Lyinar Ka`Bael wrote:
Cartoon Network has a little commercial bit where the Legion of Doom is asking for stuff, and at the end Brainiac (who started it all in the first place when he stood up) throws his hands up and goes "I just want some pants! A decent pair of pants!"
Soloman Grundy want pants too!
Soloman Grundy wants everything everyone else wants [ 09-17-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ] That was one of the funniest parts to me
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
"Give them some pants, for pity's sake!"
"Will you look into the pants?"
"I was there when the pants of men failed."
"No one tosses pants!"
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
"Listen, listen! How many of you are for getting out of pants?"
The Last Unicorn
"I am Schmendrick the Magician, last of the Red Hot Pants!"
"What is the good of all the magic in the world if it can not even save a Unicorn?"
"That is what pants are for."
"Yes, of course, that is exactly what pants are for."
"You have all the pants you need, if you dare to look for it!"
"Damn you! Where have you been?!"
"Don't you talk to pants that way!"
"Why must you always speak in pants?"
"Because, mum, I be a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight pants. Ha-har!"
A.I.
"You deserve much better in real life. You deserve... pants."
"After all, God created man to love pants."
Trigun: "This world is made of Love and Pants!"
Dragon Ball Z: "His pants are... are overwhelming!"
Dragon Knight: "Are your ready to be pantsed, Knave?" "No thanks. I already am."
MAAARS POWER,
JUPITER POWER,
VENUS POWER,
MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE PANTS!
^_^
go go sailor moon
quote:That's from Pants Club.
Everyone wondered WTF when Karnaj wrote:
"I am Jack's Smirking Pants."
Fellowship of the Ring:
Pants, you fools!
Miller: What happen to your pants?
Weir: Were we are going...we won't need pants...
"I-gore, grab their pants."
"Sure, you'll take the blond and I'll take the one in the pants!"
"To the DEATH!!@3"
"NO!, To the PANTS!"
"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that saying"
"I'll explain, and I'll use small words, so you'll be sure to understand. The first thing you'll lose will be your left pantleg, followed by your right"
"I've just sucked 1 year from your pants..."
"SURRENDER!"
"DEATH FIRST!"
"Will you promise not to hurt his Pants?"
"What was that?"
"Have you ever considered Piracy? You'd make a wonderful Pants Pirate Roberts."
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Monty Python stuff: [ 09-17-2002: Message edited by: ArchAngel ]
-"Riding? You mean like horses? You're just clapping two pants together."
-"And tonight, it's the meaning of pants..."
-"Zoot must have set alight our beacon, which I have just recalled is pants-shaped."
-"Arthur, this is your quest... the search for the holy pants."
-"What are you doing now?" "Averting our pants, Lord."
-"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a pants..." "Hush!"
-"Who's that then?" "I don't know." "Must be a pants." "Why?" "He hasn't got shit all over him."
-"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the pants! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
-"I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!" "I pants for no man."
-"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no pants left."
-"Well, she turned me into pants." "Pants?" "I got better."
-"What also floats in water?" "Pants!"
-"We are the pants who say 'Ni!'"
-"We were just in the nick of time, you were in great pants." "I don't think I was." "Yes, you were, you were in terrible pants."
-"Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much pants as I can." "No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!" "Well, let me have just a little bit of pants?"
-"Bring out your pants!"
