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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-13-2002 05:38:26 PM
Why is it sticky?

I spilled Mountain Dew on it.

[ 09-13-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-13-2002 05:39:20 PM
I feel cheated.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-13-2002 05:39:58 PM
quote:
Khyron wrote this stupid crap:

I spilled Mountain Dew on it.

Is that what your calling it now?

Veni, vidi, vici
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-13-2002 05:40:11 PM
You can lick it if you want.

Lick my sticky thread, Mort. You know you want to.

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-13-2002 05:48:34 PM
I'm not sure if I should be horrified or aroused by this thread. Maybe both...
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-13-2002 05:49:51 PM
I think this thread needs to get stickier.

Quick! Someone stick some chewed up gum on it.

And maple syrup.

And stuff.

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-13-2002 05:52:37 PM
PRECIOUS NECTAR!!!

*laps up every trace of Mountain Dew off the thread*

I've been without soda since last night.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-13-2002 05:53:26 PM

Booya.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-13-2002 06:10:19 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Karnaj wrote:

Booya.

Fap much?

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-13-2002 07:36:25 PM
I think you mean fap too much, either way its nasty
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-13-2002 08:16:43 PM
quote:
Synjari had this to say about Robocop:
Fap much?

If i remember correctly, thats what started everyone around here talking about splooge.

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-13-2002 08:18:29 PM
Sticky as in "theater floor" sticky, or as in "god, I will wash my feet for years to get this goo off" sticky...?


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-13-2002 08:19:17 PM
Did someone say...SPOOGE?
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-13-2002 08:53:47 PM
Why is this a stickied sticky thread?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Tier
posted 09-13-2002 09:13:46 PM
Because it's sticky with splooge.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-13-2002 09:18:35 PM
this thread is starting to sound like an sick, adult Dr. Suess tale.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-13-2002 09:22:48 PM

It's not spooge, but it's sticky.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Suddar
posted 09-13-2002 09:28:42 PM
mmm...i want your hot, wet, sticky...
...thread.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2002 09:30:34 PM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper spewed forth this undeniable truth:
this thread is starting to sound like an sick, adult Dr. Suess tale.

Would you do her in a car?
Could you do her from afar?
Shove your tool into her bush?
Or does she need a little push?

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Suddar
posted 09-13-2002 09:33:24 PM
would you pork her just for fun?
would you stick it in her bum?

would you do it on a cloudy day?
no matter what the neighbors say?

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2002 09:35:06 PM
Would you do it with her friend?
Even if he gave it to you in the end?

Light the room up with a match?
How far would you go to get some snatch?

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Suddar
posted 09-13-2002 09:39:32 PM
would you do her on the run?
or is your hand just much more fun?

would you ram her black and blue?
she'll be bleedin' 'fore we're through!

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2002 09:44:06 PM
Jam your tool down in her throat,
Spooge so much you fill a moat?

Make her take in her palm?
Then repent with a hymn and psalm?

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Suddar
posted 09-13-2002 09:51:50 PM
i really don't know how to add to this thread.

maybe tomorrow.

good show, Parcelen.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2002 09:55:58 PM
Give it to her here or there?
So hard she must wash her hair?

Make her scream from lungs and head?
Or do you prefer men instead?

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-13-2002 10:00:47 PM
Do you like to pork the people in the hearse,
Or do you like preachers in the church?

Do you like sleeping with the hogs?
Or do you prefer the plump little preire(sp?} Dogs?


What have i started?

[ 09-13-2002: Message edited by: Daemon_Reaper ]

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-13-2002 10:57:22 PM
Ok..

I'm just gonna go sit in that corner, and cry now...


yeah..

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-13-2002 11:52:19 PM
Would you tie her up with tape?
Then fap fap fap all over her face?

Would you do her in a zoo?
Would you mind if the pandas joined in, too?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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nem-x
posted 09-13-2002 11:57:45 PM
...
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-13-2002 11:59:57 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Tal!@:
Ok..

I'm just gonna go sit in that corner, and cry now...


yeah..

Concidering the trend of this thead... That could be taken so badly...


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-14-2002 12:00:53 AM
Do you like the azn whores?
Would you do them in a store?

Dress them up in sailor suits?
Cover them in your love juice?

I could go on forever, even though I very much disgust myself.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-14-2002 12:52:28 AM
... i am so sorry i read this thread.
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-14-2002 01:09:36 AM
*is sorry he mentioned Dr. Seuss infront of Parc, wonders if he is going to get banned for it and what it's done to this thread.*
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Grendel
Pancake
posted 09-14-2002 02:18:48 AM
Oh God, I'll be hearing those rymes for years.......
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-14-2002 03:14:34 AM
quote:
Grendel was naked while typing this:
Oh God, I'll be hearing those rymes for years.......

Im going to sing them, then play them in a nursury's loudspeakers

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-14-2002 05:28:05 AM
If gender matters, does so race?
Or would you slap your tool across any face?

If one day it becomes a bore,
Next time buy a better whore.

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Dauragon
Pancake
posted 09-14-2002 12:57:44 PM
I have only one thing to say about this thread:

Thank you.

xtreem.
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-14-2002 01:21:06 PM
.......
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 09-14-2002 03:44:01 PM
quote:
Kloie impressed everyone with:
... i am so sorry i read this thread.

ditto...

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-14-2002 06:08:19 PM
My thread has mutated into a being of pure evil and malevolence. It will slowly consume the board and leave nothing in its wake.

Neat.

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