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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-14-2002 07:22:09 PM
I laff. This is possible the greatest thread in the history of humankind.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-14-2002 07:29:58 PM
(drags Khyron away)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2002 02:14:15 AM
*dances through this thread in his boxers, a cold can of Mt. Dew in each hand, with ABBA's "Dancing Queen" playing in his cordless headphones*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-15-2002 11:56:15 AM
* Khyron trips Joojooflop.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-15-2002 02:43:48 PM
Goddamn, there is splooge all over this thread!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 09-15-2002 10:09:04 PM
I'd love Cordless headphones..
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-15-2002 10:50:57 PM
quote:
Karnaj painfully thought these words up:
Goddamn, there is splooge all over this thread!

im sorry, parce got me a little to excited, *hangs his head*

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-16-2002 01:11:24 AM
quote:
Daemon_Reaper had this to say about Tron:
im sorry, parce got me a little to excited, *hangs his head*

Dude...no.

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-16-2002 01:45:39 AM
but but but you said you loved me!
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 09-16-2002 01:47:34 AM
Parce isn't that exciting, man.
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-16-2002 02:02:47 PM
And the thread SWINGS! To incredibly bizarre and scary.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-16-2002 09:14:57 PM
*strangles Khy with his headphone cord while screaming "YOU MADE ME SPILL MY DEW YOU BASTARD!"*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-16-2002 10:51:06 PM
*wanders through carrying a metal tank of Mt Dew syrup*

THIS, is the best way to have Mt Dew. Raw!

*takes a hit off the tank, and you can hear his pupils dilate*

Oh, yah! *shudder* Anyone else want some?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Tier
posted 09-16-2002 11:16:07 PM
Back on topic!

Would you strip her in the snow?
Run over her with the plow?

If you like it with such gore,
Why not just go find a cheap whore?

[ 09-16-2002: Message edited by: Asha'man ]

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-17-2002 12:23:47 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Asha'man said:
Back on topic!

Would you strip her in the snow?
Run over her with the plow?

If you like it with such gore,
Why not just go find a cheap whore?

you are a sick man...

how about taking her up the bum,
with a cucumber and a shot of rum?

or how 'bout dipping her in cocoa and liking her clean,
making her squirm and scream!?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-17-2002 12:45:29 AM
Would you go to Mexico?
Get a dozen cheap crack hos?
Would you screw them all together?
Or maybe tie them up in leather?

Fill them full of cheap tequila
Lay 'em back till they can't feel ya?
Indulge your worst fetish funk
Then leave them mangled in the trunk?

I disgust myself



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-17-2002 04:08:52 AM
Would you do her in your van?
How about with your friend Stan?

Go down in her room
Even if your spooge seals your tomb?

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-17-2002 10:11:21 AM
[Ren]You sick little monkeys![/Ren]
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-17-2002 12:28:37 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
[Ren]You sick little monkeys![/Ren]

thank you!!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 09-17-2002 05:10:42 PM
just to end this madness...

would you eat it in a house,
would you eat out that poor mouse?

I do not like thread at all,
I do not like talking about balls.

I hate to end the fun today,
but now I have to go and..... play...

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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