I am no longer bored. 
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Mr Mort had this to say about John Romero:
ARGHBLAGHARGHAGHALBLBLA!!
Once, I sat in her closet behind her clothes for more than an hour, waiting for her to look through them.
Another time, I crept up real, real slowly, making no sound at all. Positining myself at just the right angle to her makeup mirror so that when she glances off to her left she'll catch my reflection, and when that happens, then and only then do I jump!@
Therefore I only do things that will enable a quick escape, for fear of having those steely talons buried in my flesh.
2hs or 1hb, it amounts to the same thing. Needless to say I'm generally prepared for a quick escape myself.
His foot comes down on Mort's, and like a trash can with a pop-up-top, Mort's bucket flips back. He tosses the wrapper in Mort's armor, then walks out of the thread.
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(humour disclaimer) [ 09-04-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]
What the fuck kinda Limey are you?
And scaring your sister like that is just wrong.. WRONG.. you should be ashamed of yourself..
Sooo.. Tshirt? Nightie? Splash herself much?
(Yeah, I know, I'll shut up now..)
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Tal!@ had this to say about pies:
(Yeah, I know, I'll shut up now..)
Sounds like a plan.
And Mort...Bahahahaha.
That wasn't very funny, Mike.
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Tal!@ stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:And scaring your sister like that is just wrong.. WRONG.. you should be ashamed of yourself..
Sooo.. Tshirt? Nightie? Splash herself much?
(Yeah, I know, I'll shut up now..)
I echo this sentiment...
Exactly....
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Mightion Defensor impressed everyone with:
Good heavens, Mort... you said she was carrying hot tea... did it even occur to you that having hot tea spilled on someone might cause, oh, I don't know... BURNS?
Perhaps that was the intent.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Tron:
Good heavens, Mort... you said she was carrying hot tea... did it even occur to you that having hot tea spilled on someone might cause, oh, I don't know... BURNS?
(sighs)
He's an idiot, hon. He didn't even check to see if I was alright.. as he ran away giggling like a little kid. This is what I have to put up with every single day. He's extremely immature.
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quote:Now that's an amusing mental picture.
The logic train ran off the tracks when Cassandra said:
...he ran away giggling like a little kid...
I prefer my pranks more subtle - like when I put a plastic ant on my mother's toothbrush.
That was comedy.
ARE you alright, Cass?
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We were all impressed when Mightion Defensor wrote:
ARE you alright, Cass?
(nods)
(smiles at Mightion)
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Mightion Defensor thought about the meaning of life:
I'm sorry, but if a "joke" involves the very real probability of serious injury, that outweighs any potential humor value it might have.
I dunno. If something has the probability to injure someone, and they're alright, then it's funny. If they're not alright, then it crosses the line.
For example, let's take the Simpsons "Football in the Groin" joke. Hans Moleman (Or was that Jasper?) got hit in the jimmies by a football. Yeah, he's only a cartoon, and he can't be hurt, so it's hilarious.
I've seen quite a few copycat acts, where someone (purposely) took a football in the groin, and came out just fine. People laughed.
However, I remember one where someone tried to take a football in the 'nads for laughs. It hit 'em so hard they went up. People didn't laugh, of course, because he was in a good amount of physical pain.
Just clarifying.
If he did, though, we get to burn his daughter.
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From the book of Mightion Defensor, chapter 3, verse 16:
I respectfully state my belief that there is nothing funny about knowingly causing someone to spill hot liquid over themselves.
i agree completly, if theirs a chance f injury, its nto funny anymore
A joke's a joke, and nobody got hurt
If it does not hurt anyone, then everyone can laugh at it. Such was the day I spent a) hung over, and b) going about society with reindeer horns on my head.
Thus speaketh Nicole.
If she was so bad she couldn't type, then I would agree. If she went to the emergency room, I would also agree.
So far it looks like the worst of it is a severe case of irritation. And time heals that.
Besides, one good prank deserves another. In a few weeks, we'll probably hear how Cass glued Mort's hands to his butt in his sleep.
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Humble Parcelan was naked while typing this:
Besides, one good prank deserves another. In a few weeks, we'll probably hear how Cass glued Mort's hands to his butt in his sleep.
Booooooring.
She should glue his hands to his willy.
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
In a few weeks, we'll probably hear how Cass glued Mort's hands to his butt in his sleep.
[SS]Im blind! My prayers have been answ- oh wait, my hands are just glued to my face. Oh well, Ill take that.[/SS]
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Pfft, stupid Mightion showing stupid concern over the stupid joke.
Yeah, I must be dumb for not appreciating the humor potential contained in scalding hot liquid. 
I must be dumb for showing concern for someone who had hot spilled liquid spilled on themselves in the execution of a joke.
I declare myself stupid. Stupid, stupid me.
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Mightion Defensor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yeah, I must be dumb for not appreciating the humor potential contained in scalding hot liquid.
I must be dumb for showing concern for someone who had hot spilled liquid spilled on themselves in the execution of a joke.
I declare myself stupid. Stupid, stupid me.
Yeah, you know you're stupid, stupid. You're just a big stupid pile of dumb stupid.
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JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Yeah, you know you're stupid, stupid. You're just a big stupid pile of dumb stupid.
I second this...stupid.
1. Mort pulls a prank on his sister, causing her to spill hot tea on herself.
2. Cass is luckily not injured by this.
3. This is considered funny by a distressing portion of the boards.
4. I point out that she very likely could have been burned, perhaps severely.
5. I'm told to lighten up, because she wasn't hurt, though she could have been.
6. I state my belief that it wasn't something that could be considered funny.
7. * I'M * called stupid for that?
Please, enlighten me.
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Mightion Defensor stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Bebbies!
Tegadil installs a sarcasm detector in Mightion.
Logic is left at the door 'round these parts, remember?
Try to make the sucking up a little less obvious, please? At worst, it was a simple burn. I did not have an entire message board fawning over me when I was bleeding from a three inch gash on my face I am sure she will be just fine.
Yes, what Morty did was wrong. However... ah hell with it. No one ever pays attention to these kinds of post anyways ;D NARF
