Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Knight Rider:
I agree with you and Sol, Mightion. I don't find it funny if there's a chance of injury. Something like milk, or juice or something, then it would be funny. Hot tea can just get dangerous.
Yes, if it had been popcorn or something similar, I too would have found it hilarious. 
Whatever - I'm dropping it now.
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Piper stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I can't believe I just now realized that Cass and Mort are related.
Inattentiveness is punishable by EYE GOUGING!
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Humble Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Inattentiveness is punishable by EYE GOUGING!
You would have to stop scratching your ass long enough to do it... =)
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Nobody really understood why Piper wrote:
You would have to stop scratching your ass long enough to do it... =)
I still got one hand free! And don't think your height makes you safe! I gots me a step ladder!
I also hide in your fridge.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Parce makes a good ass pillow.
I'll keep that in mind next time my ass is sore.
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Mightion Defensor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'll keep that in mind next time my ass is sore.
I'm exceedingly flexible.
Consider those words for a moment.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'm exceedingly flexible.Consider those words for a moment.
I didn't care about this thread either way until that post.
Now I'm going to curl up in a corner and cry. 
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Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Consider them. I didn't, and now I have a clawed anus.
Richard Gere?
No, Really. Bite me.
Whether it be bad, good, ironic or anything. It still happens, and it's funny.
I have a younger sister who I have done similiar things to, so I found this amusing.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and SuchiiMarine! was all like:
Oh please. If this had happened to one of the guys on the board, we would all be laughing our asses off and making fun of him.Try to make the sucking up a little less obvious, please? At worst, it was a simple burn. I did not have an entire message board fawning over me when I was bleeding from a three inch gash on my face
I am sure she will be just fine.
Yes, what Morty did was wrong. However... ah hell with it. No one ever pays attention to these kinds of post anyways ;D NARF
Maybe I should pull a Bajah, and cremate anyone who moves within ten feet of her 
I joke! I kid!
1) Only Child
2) Not the oldest child
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So quoth Piper:
I can't believe I just now realized that Cass and Mort are related.
Same here
The reason it is funny is because we know she wasnt hurt. If she had been hurt, or mort was planning to do this and posted it here, then it would be considered a "Bad Thing"
Because it happened without anything terrible happening we can declare it funny and be off with it.
Besides, if he ever gets her too mad she could get on his account and change him name to fluffy mortypuss or something
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Pesco had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Might.. Are you one of the following?1) Only Child
2) Not the oldest child
Yes.
Animals engage in play that may be considered violent to onlookers. However, these help them develop skills with which to survive in the wild.
*takes a puff of his pipe and furrows his brow at Mightion*
Now, think about it son: Do you want Mort and Cass to die in the summer because they can't catch a gazelle?
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Mightion Defensor was listening to Cher while typing:
Yes.
Thus gives me my answer
As the eldest sibling, I find pleasure in causing displeasure for my other siblings GoGo Chain of Command
Although tea never came to mind... Iced Tea with lots of sugar though would work better in Texas. Gits all dem cridders lookin fer ya. [ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: Pesco ]
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Check out the big brain on Humble Parcelan!
Now, think about it son: Do you want Mort and Cass to die in the summer because they can't catch a gazelle?
On one hand, I used to jump out at my sister a lot and startle her. I chased her around the house zombie-style once moaning for "Braaaaaaaaaains...sweeeeet braaaaaaaaaaains" and scared her so bad she screamed "I don't have any!". So I can understand the sibling joke thing.
On the other hand, I've also seen my little sister, wee small, pull a cup of hot coffee down on herself and scald her chest very very badly. Mom and Dad used to let her sip their coffee when it cooled, one morning Dad puts a cup of hot coffee on the table, goes to get something else, Emily sees it and thinks it's okay to drink, grabs it, and...well you get the picture.
I think it's funny so long as no one was seriously hurt. If Cass had scalded herself, I don't think Mort would be bragging about it, for one thing, and I don't think any of us would think it was hilarious.
It's the Roger Rabbit syndrome. It's funny to see Hans Moleman get cracked in the nuggets by a football because we know he's a cartoon and will be fine. So long as the victim isn't damaged, it's funny.
Dunno if I'd want to take the risk, though.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I think it's funny so long as no one was seriously hurt. If Cass had scalded herself, I don't think Mort would be bragging about it, for one thing, and I don't think any of us would think it was hilarious.
Pretty much sums it up there
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael Model 2000 was programmed to say:
On one hand, I used to jump out at my sister a lot and startle her. I chased her around the house zombie-style once moaning for "Braaaaaaaaaains...sweeeeet braaaaaaaaaaains" and scared her so bad she screamed "I don't have any!". So I can understand the sibling joke thing.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I shall tease her about this when she comes down. [ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
C'mon wuman! you're supposed to have a higher pain threshold than the average bloke! gain a sense of t.e.h. funney!
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A sleep deprived Pesco stammered:
Thus gives me my answer
Next time ask me to specify which of the two I was, instead of just asking if I was "one of the following". 
I'm actually the third of four - two older brothers and a younger sister. My parents had the four of us in five years... I didn't pick on my sister because:
1. She was always at a friend's house
2. She fights dirty.
Hell my Mom tells how her and her older sister and younger brother used to just beat the shit out of each other growing up. Stitches and Iodine for everyone type thing. Basebal bat to the head meant pushing them headlong into a tree and so forth. I am surprised they hold the jobs they do with all the blunt trauma to the head they gave each other.
Bottom line Mort pulled a prank that went off with out getting anyone seriously hurt. We get to hear about it in that context. I am sure Cass is plotting revenge. I am sure that if he had caused her unacceptable harm then we would have heard it in another context. Calling anyone stupid or insentive is also uncalled for.
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Caanis Lupus had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I am still getting over a furry and a buckethead not just out right killing each other in their sleep being in the same house...
You're missing a few facts that make it even more bizarre.
1. Mortious likes furries
2. Mortious likes women
3. Mortious likes leggy women
4. Mortious likes blondes.
and the clincher...
5. Cassandra IRL is a leggy blonde woman who plays a furry.
*runs before Mortious catches up and attempts to kill me*
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Tron:
Next time ask me to specify which of the two I was, instead of just asking if I was "one of the following".I'm actually the third of four - two older brothers and a younger sister. My parents had the four of us in five years... I didn't pick on my sister because:
1. She was always at a friend's house
2. She fights dirty.
hehe.. My sister fights dirty too. She has this whirlwind slap attack that is just freaky.
But... I think being the eldest has this wierd effect on you where you want to be a role model, but in doing so, you smack your siblings in line alot or just generally give them hell Sisters arent excluded, but they are a whole different story. I wish I could have observed myself when she started dating I had the whole "Touch my sister and I'll fuck you up" attitude for awhile, hehehe.
I guess I could consider myself the Drill Sargent of the Kid World
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
My sister had the "ham-hand slap". Jaja's not a small gal. So she'd wind back, get her arm up to speed and let inertia take over. Was like getting hit upside the head with a ham. I learned to duck, lest I be knocked out.
She's gonna hurt you for typing all that, isn't she?
*runs* [ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]
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And vice versa.
