Cadga, I still think you are a total asshole, but what I said was a total low-blow and I am ashamed for it. I never considered myself a man that would go below the belt. I'm not that kinda guy. I'm sorry, I hope your problems work out. My step-uncle is going through similar problems, his wife had him in jail on trumped-up assault charges and was battling over custody. Both problems recently worked themselves out, and I hope that yours follow suit.

While I dont necessarily agree with my banning, I'm not going to potentially mess up again and argue the point.

For those that care, I have recently found a saving faith in Jesus Christ. I have also entered the delayed entry program for the Marines. I ship off to Paris Island next July.

This is my testimony, my case, my aplogy, retraction, and update, accept me or reject me back into the fold as you all wish. I have said my peace.

who are you?

why doth no one care?

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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
Considering he used an ad-hominem attack in his 'apology', which makes him once again eligible for a banning, I'd say Ford is correct.

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We have a winner!

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Maelarr V2.0 Model 2000 was programmed to say:
As I expected.

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Well yes. When you start off with a Post such as yours it can be expected that people will respond badly to it. God knows I am not great with words and often dont' think before I post. But to me it looks like you did think out this post. Which makes it all the worse.

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We were all impressed when Maelarr V2.0 wrote:
As I expected.

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Well.. duh...

you say you wanna make retractions, then still call Cadga and ass? Um, sorry.. but that appology and retraction sucks.

TRY IT AGAIN SIRS!

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Nobody really understood why Maelarr V2.0 wrote:
As I expected.

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Go away.

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Black Mage Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Could you be more elitist if you tried?

Go away.

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He could join RPcrest

*ducks!*

[ 09-03-2002: Message edited by: Zephyer ]

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So quoth nem-x:
[xIMG]http://vex.hn.org/nemx/dancing.gif[/IMG]

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I imagine that guy dancing to "Without Me" and crack up every time I see it.

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Karnaj had this to say about Knight Rider:
I imagine that guy dancing to "Without Me" and crack up every time I see it.

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you sir, are a genius.

Don't fuck up this time and you won't go poof.

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There was much rejoicing when Zaza said this:
I sense revolving doors.

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Don't revolving doors the forum? It's not cool and stuff?

That's okay. I can think up more arguments about why Innoruuk is bad. Uhm...as soon as I'm done with my latest project.

Okay...in case you haven't gathered (or didn't know, depending on how long that account has been active) there's a limit on what folks are allowed to use in attacks. You don't have to like Cadga, of course (I don't know why you dislike Lord Monkah and it's none of my business), but as I imagine you've gathered, saying you think he's an "asshole" at every opportunity isn't a good idea. Falls under the harassment rules, I think.

Anyway...I for one forgive you of your past mistakes. And I welcome you back. I've made some serious blunders in the past, as I think most folks around here have, and everything works better when you acknowledge it and move on.

So you're joining up, eh? Cool. Any particular reason? Send me a PM if you don't feel like talking here.

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So quoth Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

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After reading this post and the other posts, I can't help but get a feeling that we're pulling "Good Cop, Bad Cop" here.

...doughnuts?

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Humble Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
...doughnuts?

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Mocha latte, two sugar, no cream.
Onion bagel, cream cheese.

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So quoth Humble Parcelan:
After reading this post and the other posts, I can't help but get a feeling that we're pulling "Good Cop, Bad Cop" here.

...doughnuts?

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got any chocolate cream?

IF NICOLE DOES NOT GET THIS WITHIN AN HOUR SHE WILL BEGIN DEVOURING RANDOM BOARD PATRONS UNTIL A) HER HUNGER IS SATED, OR B) THE FOOD IS PROVIDED.

That is all.

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Empress Eisuye was listening to Cher while typing:
NICOLE DEMANDS CHOCOLATE GLAZED DONUTS AND A MOCHA.

IF NICOLE DOES NOT GET THIS WITHIN AN HOUR SHE WILL BEGIN DEVOURING RANDOM BOARD PATRONS UNTIL A) HER HUNGER IS SATED, OR B) THE FOOD IS PROVIDED.

That is all.

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*ponders the possibilities.*

OK. You can have what you demand.

As per the code, only freemen can have coffee and pastries.

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Check out the big brain on Humble Parcelan!
You will recieve nothing, slaves.

As per the code, only freemen can have coffee and pastries.

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but, I'm not your slave!

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There was much rejoicing when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this:
*runs off to his illegal coffee bean plantation*

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*pops up wearing a Sumerian beard and hat*

As the Code dictates...

*lops off Deth's hand with a meat cleaver*

CURSE YOUR HAMMURABIC CODE!

*Runs off to make something to regenerate that*

You don't fuck with Hammurabi.

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Humble Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You don't fuck with Hammurabi.

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I've noticed that most of the people that lived by those laws as written are rather dead now.

Having heard some of the laws and the punishments they bring, I think I can see why.

Maybe you should just do a full re-write?

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Yer not the one who just had his hand chopped off.

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Next time, don't break the law!

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was naked while typing this:
Phooey on this I'm going to go found Egypt, where I will be a god.

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Yeah, and your dynasty will be comprised mainly of inbred children you had with your sister.

At least in OUR society, incest is punishable by burnings.