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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-23-2002 04:05:16 AM
What would you do?

I would:

  • Hold a year long free BBQ right infront of PETA HQ

  • Buy the "Ares Macrotecnolgy" copyright from FASA (or WizKids, who ever owns it)

  • Buy Lockheed are rename it Ares Macrotecnolgy

  • Build an 80-Km long, nuclear powered, vacuum tunneling railgun (for launching spacecraft)

  • Colonise the moon, and make Drysart king of the light side.

  • Build a second 80-Km long, nuclear powered railgun.

  • See how much of the solor systen I can take over.
    • Veni, vidi, vici
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    Mr. Duck
    Likes to ____!
    posted 06-23-2002 04:06:40 AM
    Build an AC
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    Za’afiel
    Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
    posted 06-23-2002 04:17:35 AM
    doughnuts FOR EVERYONE !
    "Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    Kloie
    tunactsunamooon
    posted 06-23-2002 04:22:30 AM
    Ten trillion what?
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    Tsunami
    I like pizza.
    posted 06-23-2002 04:24:24 AM
    quote:
    The logic train ran off the tracks when Kloie said:
    Ten trillion what?


    /JB mode on
    Fancy cheeses!
    /JB mode off

    Moo.
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    Matilda Jane
    ph33r my MIRVs
    posted 06-23-2002 04:25:10 AM
    Rob a bank.
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 04:29:16 AM
    I'd dump it all in a big vault and swim through it like Scrooge McDuck.
    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Kloie
    tunactsunamooon
    posted 06-23-2002 04:31:20 AM
    What's wrong with you people!?! He could be talking about ten trillion hamsters for all we know!
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    Tsunami
    I like pizza.
    posted 06-23-2002 04:32:40 AM
    CHEESES! For the love of muenster... CHEESES!
    Moo.
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    Matilda Jane
    ph33r my MIRVs
    posted 06-23-2002 04:33:31 AM
    quote:
    Kloie was naked while typing this:
    What's wrong with you people!?! He could be talking about ten trillion hamsters for all we know!

    I'm assuming they'd all rob a bank like me and then they tell us what they'd do afterwards.

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    Jargum
    Doughnut
    posted 06-23-2002 04:33:43 AM
    I'd do whatever I damn well pleased
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 04:34:51 AM
    quote:
    Kloie had this to say about pies:
    What's wrong with you people!?! He could be talking about ten trillion hamsters for all we know!

    My answer still applies.

    Except I can't do it naked anymore.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Otku
    I am no longer an idiot.
    posted 06-23-2002 04:34:51 AM
    Buy smoked gouda cheese, and crackers, not those premium delicacy crap, those GOOD ones, the salted soup crackers, come in a white bag, square, toasted.. right..
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    Kloie
    tunactsunamooon
    posted 06-23-2002 04:36:30 AM
    quote:
    JooJooFlop thought about the meaning of life:
    My answer still applies.

    Except I can't do it naked anymore.

    ....

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    Kloie
    tunactsunamooon
    posted 06-23-2002 04:41:19 AM
    talk n3rdy to me: joojooflop scares me.
    IKnwWhereUSleep: Whysat?
    talk n3rdy to me: http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=028726
    IKnwWhereUSleep: Lol.
    IKnwWhereUSleep: Well that is a good answer...
    talk n3rdy to me: HAMSTERS!!!1
    IKnwWhereUSleep: I would swim with the hamsters too. We could all share the pool. Just me...and the hamsters...out naked bodys...rubbing against eachothers....
    talk n3rdy to me: ...
    talk n3rdy to me: i'm going to sit in a corner and cry now.
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    Ryuujin
    posted 06-23-2002 04:41:24 AM
    With 10 Trillion dollars the entire world would be buried under a heap of cash. Then no one could do anything with it

    Now if it was electronic...then that's a different story

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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 04:43:55 AM
    quote:
    The logic train ran off the tracks when Kloie said:
    talk n3rdy to me: joojooflop scares me.
    IKnwWhereUSleep: Whysat?
    talk n3rdy to me: http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=028726
    IKnwWhereUSleep: Lol.
    IKnwWhereUSleep: Well that is a good answer...
    talk n3rdy to me: HAMSTERS!!!1
    IKnwWhereUSleep: I would swim with the hamsters too. We could all share the pool. Just me...and the hamsters...out naked bodys...rubbing against eachothers....
    talk n3rdy to me: ...
    talk n3rdy to me: i'm going to sit in a corner and cry now.

    I like your friend.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Kloie
    tunactsunamooon
    posted 06-23-2002 04:45:21 AM
    quote:
    JooJooFlop was listening to Cher while typing:
    I like your friend.

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    Agent A
    Underpowered on Purpose
    posted 06-23-2002 04:45:44 AM
    quote:
    A sleep deprived JooJooFlop stammered:
    I like your friend.

    Thank you.

    "How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
    - Melora Creager
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    Agent A
    Underpowered on Purpose
    posted 06-23-2002 04:46:50 AM
    quote:
    Kloie's account was hax0red to write:

    I wish she was my friend.
    "How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
    - Melora Creager
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 04:48:40 AM
    quote:
    And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kloie was all like:

    Looking at multiple copies of this picture so close together in this thread just makes it look weird.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Matilda Jane
    ph33r my MIRVs
    posted 06-23-2002 04:50:19 AM
    quote:
    Kloie had this to say about John Romero:

    Why is she punching herself in the jaw?

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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 04:53:08 AM
    quote:
    This insanity brought to you by Terena Azal:
    Why is she punching herself in the jaw?

    That doesn't even look like her arm, it looks too small compared to the head.

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Matilda Jane
    ph33r my MIRVs
    posted 06-23-2002 04:54:57 AM
    That picture just got a whole lot more disturbing.
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    Agent A
    Underpowered on Purpose
    posted 06-23-2002 04:56:04 AM
    She is punching herself thinking "WHY ISN'T AMBER MY FRIEND? *punch* WHY ISN'T AMBER MY FRIEND? *Punch*..." and you get how it goes.
    "How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
    - Melora Creager
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 04:57:01 AM
    It looks like a disjointed head being balanced on someone's fist when you look at it long enough.
    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Kloie
    tunactsunamooon
    posted 06-23-2002 04:57:13 AM
    You people analyze things too much.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I must go back to my corner. Does anyone have any Kleenex?

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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 04:59:13 AM
    quote:
    Kloie thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
    You people analyze things too much.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I must go back to my corner. Does anyone have any Kleenex?

    Wow, THAT can be taken way out of context.

    But did you say it on purpose knowing I'd over-analyze it thus proving your point?

    Oho! You're clever!

    [ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Agent A
    Underpowered on Purpose
    posted 06-23-2002 04:59:35 AM
    *hands Kloie a tissue*

    *Mad Psycho whispers in Kloie's ear*
    I know where you sleep!

    "How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
    - Melora Creager
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    Kloie
    tunactsunamooon
    posted 06-23-2002 05:02:56 AM
    quote:
    JooJooFlop probably says this to all the girls:
    Wow, THAT can be taken way out of context.

    But did you say it on purpose knowing I'd over-analyze it thus proving your point?

    Oho! You're clever!

    .........

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    Steven Steve
    posted 06-23-2002 05:03:41 AM
    Killer robot. Now.
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    JooJooFlop
    Hungry Hungry Hippo
    posted 06-23-2002 05:04:03 AM
    quote:
    A sleep deprived Kloie stammered:
    .........

    HAH! I was right!

    You owe me five bucks!

    I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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    Palador ChibiDragon
    Dismembered
    posted 06-23-2002 06:36:07 AM
    10 trillion dollars?

    /homer
    Mmmmm, genetic research. Mmmmmm...
    /homer

    I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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    Batty
    Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
    posted 06-23-2002 06:40:27 AM
    If I had 10 trillion dollars...I'd be even lazier than I am now. And it's hard to be lazier than I am now. Very hard.
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    Kennatsu
    hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
    posted 06-23-2002 06:48:02 AM
    I'd....

    hm... can't think of what I'd do with 10 trillion cents...

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    Il Buono
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
    posted 06-23-2002 07:57:18 AM
    If I had 10 trillion dollars... I would do nothing.
    "Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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    Akiraiu Zenko
    Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
    posted 06-23-2002 08:39:46 AM
    Blow about a million on things like a house, and anything I've ever wanted, then put the other 9.999999 Trillion in the bank and live off the interest comfortably for the rest of my life.
    The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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    `Doc
    Cold in an Alley
    posted 06-23-2002 10:41:49 AM
    quote:
    Zephyer impressed everyone with:
    Blow about a million on things like a house, and anything I've ever wanted, then put the other 9.999999 Trillion in the bank and live off the interest comfortably for the rest of my life.
    If it was dollars, your lack of investment in security would prove your undoing.

    However, I think he was talking about sand grains.

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    Arttemis the Rogue
    Amethyst's sex toy
    posted 06-23-2002 11:30:01 AM
    I would buy you a monkey.
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    Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 06-23-2002 11:33:49 AM
    Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

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