-I would retire, right now. I would buy my house down in Florida, buy my dream car, (Which is actually a brand new, black Mercury cougar. 
I'm going '98 or '99 in real life just to go a tad bit cheaper) and build my own art studio so I can do independent artwork and sell them at auctions.
-I would pay another trillion to the president just so he can nuke the entire Middle East because of how fucked up they are. (Yes, I'm so cruel, but I hate war)
-I would buy a very powerful computer, just for me. With the most memory I can fit in it, with the most processor I can get, and I'll add just my art programs on there along with web publishers, etc. (Including internet, yadda yadda yadda)
-I would pay my best friend a thousand dollars just so she could have sex with me. (Just kidding, it's a BIG inside joke)
-I would build my own high school out in California or Florida, where only the people who must have an IQ higher than average are aloud to attend where there will be the best classes, best teachers, best supplies, etc. Plus it will cost just a little less than a private school. (I hate stupid people in the world, I want to make them suffer)
-I would take all the martial arts classes I can attend. Just for self-defense, and so I can also kick someone's ass if they diserve it. (Example: He/She offended many people)
Any questions?
Who else thought, "Roofles!"
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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From the book of Goodbye, Bloodsage, chapter 3, verse 16:
"I hate war, so I want to nuke the Middle East."Who else thought, "Roofles!"
They would all be dead, so no wars.
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Goodbye, Bloodsage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
"I hate war, so I want to nuke the Middle East."Who else thought, "Roofles!"
I did. 
You're assuming that the Middle East is the cause of every sort of armed conflict between countries. Because, you know, those damn towelheads over there are the cause of EVERYTHING. Why, if there was no Middle East, we'd all be happy, jolly, ho ho ho, and whatnot. We'll ignore places like North and South Korea, because now that we don't have any more of the goddamn raggmopps, there'll be no more war!
Sarcasm disclaimer, as if you needed one. [ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Arttemis the Rogue ]
I'd hand a few million out to each friend who is in need (Which would probably take me down a billion or so)
I'd buy myself a house in NY and one in Tampa. Large places, designed to my EXACT specifications (why the hell not, I'd be able to afford it!)
One large semi-tropical island in international waters, complete with a third house, servants, and all the ammenities one could possibly need.
Yachts for all the friends... they need some way to get to the abovementioned island
Spend about three or four years travelling the world... studying ancient cultures most likely.
Open a museum. No, I'm not sure what would be in it yet. Lots of stuff.
Open a restraunt or three. Always been a dream of mine, and well, I'd have the money to do it, damnit!
Become a patron of the arts. Donate large checks to organizations I deem worthy.
Whatever else I desired, could be accomplished upon my whim... what with a bankroll rivaling that of many large countries GNP's
Well, lets put that sort of money in perspective.
If you had ONE billion dollars, and spent 10,000 dollars a day, every day, since you were born, until you died, you could NOT spend all of it.. Well, unless it was on aging research, but you get the point.
Now, 10 trillion? .. Do the math. You could spend 10,000,000 dollars a day (Ten MILLION?!) and still not spend it all before you died.
Freaky stuff.
As for what I would get? .. Hmm.
Ever see the previews for "Mr. Deeds"? I'd like to think I'd be something like that. 
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Arttemis the Rogue had this to say about Knight Rider:
I did.You're assuming that the Middle East is the cause of every sort of armed conflict between countries. Because, you know, those damn towelheads over there are the cause of EVERYTHING. Why, if there was no Middle East, we'd all be happy, jolly, ho ho ho, and whatnot. We'll ignore places like North and South Korea, because now that we don't have any more of the goddamn raggmopps, there'll be no more war!
Sarcasm disclaimer, as if you needed one.
Eh, I guess I'll add myself to the "Stupid people of humanity" list... Since no one agrees with me.
Oh yeah, hookers, beer, and hot wings. [ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]
), and a Corvette.
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This insanity brought to you by Mortious:
I'd blow it all on genetic research, make myself immortal, and clone an army of femme furs for a timeless orgy.
Man with a Plan.
If it was hamsters, I'd have them shipped to the mall on a Saturday afternoon and set loose.
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ImNotTrent Inc. had this to say about the Spice Girls:
If it was dollars, I'd ask for it all in ones.If it was hamsters, I'd have them shipped to the mall on a Saturday afternoon and set loose.
ROFL, that reminds me of that scene in the first Nutty Professor Also, buy several dozen high powered vacuum cleaners, hire as many people as there are vacuums, suck up as many hamsters as you can, and fire away 
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Mortious had this to say about Robocop:
I'd blow it all on genetic research, make myself immortal, and clone an army of femme furs for a timeless orgy.
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A sleep deprived Ryuujin the Leezard stammered:
Man with a Plan.
Don't forget, I said genetic research first.
Actually, I would want them to find a way to create a big Dragon body for me, one that will live for a very, very long time. Then, get myself a house built along the lines of a gothic cathedral, and live there for many years. Further genetic research will lead to the creation of Elves, Winged humans, and furs.
After that, we'll be ready to start constructon on my space station. It would be a serious fantasy land, with me as the ruling Dragon.
And if they can't recreate me as a Dragon, then I'll find something else to do with it. Fund research on downloading human minds into computers maybe.
Someone had to say it.
Then I'd piss some of it away to charity and then I'd hire many assassins give them to the US to take out the terrorists.
Then toss the rest in bank for 2 years (till I'm 16) then I'd buy me a Lambergini Diablo, A Hummer, a Land Rover, a US attack sub, air craft carrier, and a fleet of jets to go on the air craft carrier.
Then I'd put it all in the bank again till I turned like 75 or am getting close to death when I'd put some in a will to people and then give what I didn't need to live off of to charity and stuff like that.
Awwwww... damn. Thats not very realistic.
I would spend it all on ME ME ME!
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ImNotTrent Inc. had this to say about Knight Rider:
If it was dollars, I'd ask for it all in ones.
That would weigh approximatly 10,204,000 tons.
And if you stacked it all up it would be about 678,661 miles high. More then 2.5 times the distance from the earth to the moon. [ 06-24-2002: Message edited by: Majox ]
Build a Star Destroyer. Preform Base Delta Zero operation. Seeya later, fuckies! 
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