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Topic: WELCOME TO BANFEST 2002
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 10:08:54 PM
Intolerance, flaming, and trolling will be heavily, heavily punished. It's time to love your fellow posters --- or it's time to be shown the door!

The rules for BANFEST 2002 are pretty much the same as they were for BANFEST 2001 ... think twice before you post. If you have any doubts at all as to whether your post will be seen as an attack or a troll or a flame by the highly trained crack team of EverCrest Moderators, then don't post it!

The account you save may be your own!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-12-2002 10:14:01 PM
HAPPY PUPPIES FOR EVERYONE!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 06-12-2002 10:14:56 PM
Drysart only goes into PMS once a year, but boy do we know when it happens.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 10:16:28 PM
...I didn't do it!

[EDIT] Also, the title of this thread reminds me of Bill Cosby's description of how his wife would spank their children once a week

"She takes a yardstick, wields it like a samurai sword, and announces that 'the beatings will now begin!'"

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-12-2002 10:16:43 PM
Cool banner!

Scary sigpic!

/wave Uncle Joe

I'll be good, I promise.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-12-2002 10:18:47 PM
A small request?

When you block someone's post, could it be done with just a black block? At least here on the laptop, all those "Banned"'s are kind of hard on the eyes.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 10:20:53 PM
Damn, no more condemnations . . . (sigh)
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 06-12-2002 10:22:54 PM
RED ALERT RED ALERT! Us "powers that be" have blanket permission to ban at the drop of a hat?! OH HAPPY DAY!

All joking aside, if you sling any mud (note: not to be confused with healthy debate) - I will do my duty to help cleanse this community of assholes. That even includes the assholes I like.

And no, I really don't enjoy banning people. I just enjoy pretending I have any real power =) Sorry if I disappoint you.


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 06-12-2002 10:22:58 PM
Question: Is retaliation considered flaming, or just retaliation?
Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-12-2002 10:25:09 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-12-2002 10:25:40 PM
I cry now.

Person I like got banned.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 10:26:38 PM
What exactly was the offense that got him aced?
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 06-12-2002 10:30:56 PM
right-o
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-12-2002 10:35:00 PM
I hope I'm not an asshole too much. D=


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-12-2002 10:35:41 PM
quote:
Fighter enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Question: Is retaliation considered flaming, or just retaliation?

Depends. In an argument, retaliation is retaliation. If someone flames you, though, don't retaliate, as that means THEY're the ones who have fucked themselves over.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-12-2002 10:47:39 PM
I think I'll make the same comment this year that I made last year, but this year I'll make it a public comment instead of a private one.

Oh god... not this shit again....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-12-2002 10:50:52 PM
This is actually kinda...extreme...in my opinion, but, was needed for a cleansing I suppose
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-12-2002 11:19:43 PM
This honestly scares me. I've only done one thing that ever warnted in a post being changed, but now I fear, in a druken stupor, I will post like..a picture of a phallus and name it a board moderator or a well loved ECer, at which point, the Glorious Steel Sickle of the People's Republic of EverCrest will geld me and the Glorious Steel Hammer of the People's Republic of EverCrest will pound my face in.

Cthulhu

Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 06-12-2002 11:29:19 PM
Yay! The red panties are back in style...

What? WHAT?...

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-12-2002 11:40:08 PM
I FEAR NOT!

Hell, when do I ever get involved in debates, let alone flaming?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-12-2002 11:40:46 PM
Okay...someone correct me if I'm wrong here. I don't think the intent of Banfest is to strike terror into the majority of you all. If you've never had a moderator warning, congrats, chances are there won't be any problems.

If I'm reading this right, seems like Drys is getting fed up with so many threads of late turning into thermonuclear flame wars. I don't blame him.

Remember a while back, there was a thread asking something along the line of when we thought EC would end? And Piper said "When it ceases to be a joy to its creator."

Can't imagine flamewars make Drys too giddy.

Not that I'm supposing Drys is going to shut down EC or anything. I'd think of this as preventative community maintenance of the "ha ha ha it's all a great lot of fun til it's not funny anymore" variety.

But like Drys's post says; think twice before you post. Most of you will look over your stuff twice and say "okay I don't see anything wrong, haven't gotten bad responses on the whole, let's boogy," but some of us who've gotten snappish of late, and not funny with our responses will have to stop and say "mmm...is this really a good idea? or could I phrase things a little better"

Dose of prevention rather than solving the problem after the fact, I suppose.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 11:43:47 PM
Everyone please read Ja'Deth's post.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-12-2002 11:46:23 PM
Don't do it! There are subliminal messages in it!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-12-2002 11:50:03 PM
Deth R smart as always
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-12-2002 11:53:30 PM
[EDIT] Eh, I changed my mind.

[ 06-13-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-13-2002 09:02:17 AM
Ooo! My first banfest! Joy!

wait, is this a good thing?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-13-2002 09:24:39 AM
I'M DOOMED
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 06-13-2002 09:37:19 AM
omg flaem flame~
hey
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-13-2002 10:27:53 AM
gets banned
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 06-13-2002 10:28:38 AM
Eep. Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-13-2002 10:50:50 AM
USE MY EC LOGO OR ELSE!

threaten
threaten
threaten

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-13-2002 11:15:38 AM
i shall continue on as if nothing happened
i dont flame.
I put people in thier place :P
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 11:17:00 AM
(hides under the couch)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-13-2002 11:23:39 AM
eep
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-13-2002 11:26:29 AM
quote:
Cassandra had this to say about Knight Rider:
(hides under the couch)

(smiles)

(reassures)

(is the law)

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-13-2002 11:32:08 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Drysart was all like:
Everyone please read Ja'Deth's post.
(*reads*)
quote:
So quoth Delidgamond:
USE MY EC LOGO OR ELSE!

threaten
threaten
threaten


You just reminded me of this comic.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 06-13-2002 02:07:10 PM
*Hides*

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Dordaur
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 05:09:41 PM
FLAEMEE
Stuff.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 06-13-2002 05:22:09 PM
...

Oh, wow..

That is just....

wow.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-13-2002 05:22:53 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when The artist formerly known as Dordau said this:
FLAEMEE

Shorten your username you..

IM NOT ALLOWED TO FLAME. HELP.

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