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Topic: WELCOME TO BANFEST 2002
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 06-13-2002 05:38:14 PM
me good, me hurt no ones egos, closes his eyes andmutters, "Think happy thoughts" over and over, then starts to rise off the ground adn flys off, hiding so he wont open his big mouth
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Razor
posted 06-13-2002 05:52:07 PM
I've been good for a while and I think I'll stay good
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-13-2002 07:06:08 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when The artist formerly known as Dordau said:
FLAEMEE

CUTE NAME
obviously you missed the time when people were getting yelled at for long names

or you just chose to ignore it.

n00b

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-13-2002 09:04:34 PM
=/

?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-13-2002 11:34:59 PM
*loves Mort*

How's that?

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-14-2002 12:25:44 AM
Meep?

*looks around*

rawrf ok then... =)

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 06-14-2002 12:26:02 AM
*showers Mort with celestial affection and presents him with a terrier*

Feeling loved yet?

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 06-14-2002 10:33:06 AM
So I see a body count number is being kept up top. Do we know who the first victim was?
Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-14-2002 10:53:28 AM
Suddar.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 06-14-2002 11:14:01 AM
That was unexpected. (But maybe not, as I continue to read down through the boards....)
Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-14-2002 11:18:36 AM
quote:
Katjya wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
That was unexpected. (But maybe not, as I continue to read down through the boards....)
BUT MAYBE IT W- ok, not.

[ 06-14-2002: Message edited by: The Black Mage... ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 06-14-2002 07:06:36 PM
*whips out a rather large cart filled to the edges with pies of all flavors*

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-14-2002 09:30:41 PM
Rub me?
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-15-2002 03:09:16 AM
*rubs Mort*

If I keep rubbing, will a genie pop out and will I get three wishes?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 06-15-2002 10:19:11 AM
quote:
From the book of Empress Eisuye, chapter 3, verse 16:
*rubs Mort*

If I keep rubbing, will a genie pop out and will I get three wishes?


If you keep rubbing, you'll need hand towels for the first thing that pops out....





Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-15-2002 11:25:25 AM
quote:
Verily, Empress Eisuye doth proclaim:
If I keep rubbing, will a genie pop out and will I get three wishes?

That depends on your wishes.

Malbi
posted 06-15-2002 11:40:46 AM
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Mightion Defensor
posted 06-16-2002 01:50:27 AM
I go by a simple compound rule that was in the instruction manual for a 1982 Infocom text adventure; The Witness: (The daughter did it! Bitch.)

Don't be a jerk. People don't like jerks.

It's served be well so far.

Another rule which has served me well is "Stay out of the GD flamewar threads, even if you're damned sure you're right." In flamewars, every one is.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 06-16-2002 01:54:09 AM
quote:
This one time, at Empress Eisuye camp:
*rubs Mort*

Mightion forgot to say,

Just don't rub him the wrong way!

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-16-2002 04:31:37 PM
I don't think I was here for the first Banfest... So can I get an estimate of about how long this thing lasts?

I'm not one for flaming, but still... Thick ice is better than thin ice.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-16-2002 08:17:02 PM
It'll last until Drysart figures we've got the idea, and will behave.

I don't remember how long the last one was, but it wasn't that long. Maybe a month? Can't remember.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-17-2002 10:50:55 AM
there was another banfest?
why do i not notice these things
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-17-2002 01:23:22 PM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga attempted to be funny by writing:
there was another banfest?
why do i not notice these things

It wasn't openly called a Banfest, but there were something like 5 bannings.

You might of been gone when it happened.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-17-2002 04:13:04 PM
We need to get one of our more graphically talented board denizens to whip up a design for a spiffy "I survived Banfest 2002 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" logo. I bet all the cool people would wear wear them.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-17-2002 04:24:40 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Tron:
We need to get one of our more graphically talented board denizens to whip up a design for a spiffy "I survived Banfest 2002 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" logo. I bet all the cool people would wear wear them.

i still wear my FA shirt PROUDLY
i miss that game

dumb baseball..

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-17-2002 05:18:29 PM
I have my FA shirt tucked away, nice and clean, never washed (so as to preserve the logo), and it still reminds me of the day when I came to this board.
Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 06-18-2002 04:31:08 AM
Maybe if/when we do a EC get together, everyone with an FA shirt can wear theirs.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-18-2002 05:14:34 AM
I've got an EC shirt somewhere.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-18-2002 08:32:15 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Iron Chef Cadga wrote:
i still wear my FA shirt PROUDLY
i miss that game

dumb baseball..


I have three I think.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-18-2002 10:41:50 PM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga thought about the meaning of life:
i still wear my FA shirt PROUDLY
i miss that game

dumb baseball..


I wanted one. I loved the symbol

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-19-2002 01:58:12 PM
FA?..
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-19-2002 02:37:29 PM
Fallen Age.. I wanted one too
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-21-2002 06:25:17 PM
Does this mean Drys will color the banstick in festive colors?

Perhaps add some lights to it, and glitter?

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 06-21-2002 09:07:10 PM
(peeks out from under the couch)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 06-21-2002 11:10:12 PM
I've got the 'I *club* Tier'Dal' one, I still wear it.

I like it.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 06-22-2002 09:49:32 PM
Uhhhh, I was here for the first Banfest but I did not know what was going on.

Im so glad I was able to catch this one.

(hiding in her cubby)

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-23-2002 05:03:55 AM
quote:
Cap'n Elethi had this to say about (_|_):
I've got the 'I *club* Tier'Dal' one, I still wear it.

I like it.


That's the one I have!

It's starting to fade though.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 06-23-2002 06:25:49 PM
/me mourns the loss of the monkah
Merp
Razor
posted 06-24-2002 01:24:45 PM
don't mourn...
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-24-2002 08:26:51 PM
why not? quite a few of us call him friend, though it appears you don't. To each his own I suppose.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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