I am originally from El Salvador, but I moved to California like 2 years ago. I am a senior in high school and I graduate in 2 days so technically I am a freshman in college, but not really. Regardless, this upcoming year I plan on attending Ohio State University and studying Computer Information Sciences. So much for my location and occupation, let us move on.
My personality is best described by my horoscope sign, the gemini. I am usually happy-go-lucky, but sometimes I am extremely serious and somewhat morose. I enjoy an good joke/prank and I usually encourage them by playing jokes on others. I do not feel that it would be right for me to say whether or not I am smart, but rather I shall leave that to each individual to decide.
My favorite passtimes are writing in my book and playing role-playing games. I really enjoy a good game of dungeons and dragons, however it is increasingly hard to find impartial DMs to run an adequate campaign. I also enjoy writing in my book which is dedicated to my late uncle who was a philosopher. The book, or rather the books I am writing are all about metaphysics which of course dabbles into philosophy. Anyways, that is basically what I do in my spare time.
So now, that I have introduced most of myself to you all, I invite you to reply and say anything that you would like. Thank you for your patience and good night.
I like you, though that may not be saying much. 
Welcome. 
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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We were all impressed when Alek Saege wrote:
Hi everyone! I stumbled upon this message board whilst I was surfing the web (my goodness! I am so trite). I registered and read King Parcelan's Guide to Newbies and I decided to make a "Hi Thread" so as to get all of the initial greetings over with. I do realize that sometimes a little weird so bear with me.I am originally from El Salvador, but I moved to California like 2 years ago. I am a senior in high school and I graduate in 2 days so technically I am a freshman in college, but not really. Regardless, this upcoming year I plan on attending Ohio State University and studying Computer Information Sciences. So much for my location and occupation, let us move on.
My personality is best described by my horoscope sign, the gemini. I am usually happy-go-lucky, but sometimes I am extremely serious and somewhat morose. I enjoy an good joke/prank and I usually encourage them by playing jokes on others. I do not feel that it would be right for me to say whether or not I am smart, but rather I shall leave that to each individual to decide.
My favorite passtimes are writing in my book and playing role-playing games. I really enjoy a good game of dungeons and dragons, however it is increasingly hard to find impartial DMs to run an adequate campaign. I also enjoy writing in my book which is dedicated to my late uncle who was a philosopher. The book, or rather the books I am writing are all about metaphysics which of course dabbles into philosophy. Anyways, that is basically what I do in my spare time.
So now, that I have introduced most of myself to you all, I invite you to reply and say anything that you would like. Thank you for your patience and good night.
You're going to OSU? I go to UC. I hate you.
I like this one.
On another note, I only detected a few minor spelling and grammar errors. Therefore, you are allowed to pass. Watch out for Monkahs and Kagramas, though, and you should be fine.
Welcome to EC!
Your lucky I got eetd when I joind...it was a bad 24 hrs...Just always remember...somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you!
Hours of worship OR a new temple with five new cultists to me, Cthulhu, one of the Elder Gods.
A horde of bluebutts to Drysart, the Big Kahuna.
Some food and Natalie Portman and/or Kirsten Dunce photos (or the real person) to King Parcelan, The Littlest Hobo and King of Anger.
A thesis paper on why you think you deserve to be at this web forum, due in seven hours to Ja'Deth.
A Bucket O` Asian Porn for Delidgamnond.
And pizza and porn for everyone else.
Cthulhu
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Cthulhu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
And pizza and porn for everyone else.
Oooo...make mine a meat lovers! (No undead meats)
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Check out the big brain on Cthulhu!
For you to be accepted you must make an offering of the following to the following:Hours of worship OR a new temple with five new cultists to Cthulhu or Bajah, two of the Elder Gods.
A horde of bluebutts to Drysart, the Big Kahuna.
Some food and Natalie Portman and/or Kirsten Dunce photos (or the real person) to King Parcelan, The Littlest Hobo and King of Anger.
A thesis paper on why you think you deserve to be at this web forum, due in seven hours to Ja'Deth.
A Bucket O` Asian Porn for Delidgamnond.
And pizza and porn for everyone else.
Cthulhu
Fixed a problem there. [ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]
Cthulhu [ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]
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Cthulhu had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I don't see what you fixed.
*waves his hand, Jedi Style*
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Nobody really understood why Blind Swordsman wrote:
You're going to OSU? I go to UC. I hate you.
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Cthulhu thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
For you to be accepted you must make an offering of the following to the following:Hours of worship OR a new temple with five new cultists to Cthulhu or Bajah, two of the Elder Gods.
A horde of bluebutts to Drysart, the Big Kahuna.
Some food and Natalie Portman and/or Kirsten Dunce photos (or the real person) to King Parcelan, The Littlest Hobo and King of Anger.
A thesis paper on why you think you deserve to be at this web forum, due in seven hours to Ja'Deth.
A Bucket O` Asian Porn for Delidgamnond.
A bucket of chicken wings, hot style, to Judge Gydyon, who is the law.
And pizza and porn for everyone else.
Cthulhu
Fixed it again.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
welcome here, i like you already.
only one question, WHAT IS METAPHYSICS???
No, Really. Bite me.
Coherence . . . check!
Welcome!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
You seem like a really great person and one that will fit well into this community.
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From the book of Lady Leckie, chapter 3, verse 16:
Gydyon is Law, You are crime!
YAES
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Iron Chef Cadga wrote this stupid crap:
For my Haze:
I had to read that aloud about 15 times to finally get what the fuck it was.
*we todd ed*
I'm a Gemini as well, and very much fit my sign. In fact, birthday's on Friday...
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Suddar Williams had this to say about Captain Planet:
I had to read that aloud about 15 times to finally get what the fuck it was.*we todd ed*
yerrrrrrrrr dumb
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Being the Evil Overlord of EverCrest, you must bring me four furry vixens daily. Leave them outside, chained to the post I put there.
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This insanity brought to you by Alek Saege:
I checked my posting 15 minutes later and I find around 16 replies. It was quite a pleasant surprise, although I am not quite sure what Cthulhu wants me to offer those individuals. If someone clears this up for me I would be much obliged. See you all around and I hope this posting has less spelling and grammar errors than the last. Check out my new image.
It's just my thing. Me being one of the few Elder Gods who takes time with humans...even if it is to destory them, I like to have people know I'm there.
Cthulhu
Live long and prosper.
