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The logic train ran off the tracks when Alek Saege said:
Live long and prosper.
Excuse me, do you know the way to the nuclear wessels?
am i right, or am i mistaken?
No, Really. Bite me.
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Cthulhu stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
For you to be accepted you must make an offering of the following to the following:
Hours of worship OR a new temple with five new cultists to Cthulhu or Bajah, two of the Elder Gods.A horde of bluebutts to Drysart, the Big Kahuna.
Some food and Natalie Portman and/or Kirsten Dunst photos (or the real person) to King Parcelan, The Littlest Hobo and King of Anger.
A thesis paper on why you think you deserve to be at this web forum, due in seven hours to Ja'Deth.
A Bucket O` Asian Porn for Delidgamond.
A day of poinging with Lazzay.
A pretty horsie, to be awarded to Kloie.
A bucket of chicken wings, hot style, to Judge Gydyon, who is the law.
And pizza and porn for everyone else.
Cthulhu
FIXED IT AGAIN. [ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]
Cthulhu
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Mortious had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Greetings and salutions. Usually I'd treat your face to a bucket, or vat, of sulphuric acid. But you seem to have a shred of intelligence, so I'll spare you the agony.Being the Evil Overlord of EverCrest, you must bring me four furry vixens daily. Leave them outside, chained to the post I put there.
since Mortious, resident Evil One has been turned into a cream puff by Morrowind, I shall do the honors.
*shoves your face in a vat of acid*
*motions for the next lurker to come foreward*
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The_Mac had this to say about Duck Tales:
ok, just to check, metaphysics isn't like nuclear physics or chemistry or newtonian physics or something like that. It's more like a mixture of philosophy and science to determine WHY instead of HOW?am i right, or am i mistaken?
Metaphysics isn't a hard science it all. I'm pretty sure it's that portion of philosophy that deals with the nature of reality.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Hello! 
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Alek Saege had this to say about Knight Rider:
I was drawn by the insanity. . .
I stayed for the all you can eat salad bar. [ 06-11-2002: Message edited by: Callalron ]
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Callalron had this to say about Cuba:
I stayed for the all you can eat salad bar.
Yo bean heh foh howa! FOH HOWA! You leave now, Eet no moh. FOH HOWA! Go.. Now!
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ACES! Another post by Mortious:
Being the Evil Overlord of EverCrest, you must bring me four furry vixens daily. Leave them outside, chained to the post I put there.
Mort's the "Diet Coke" of evil. Someone cue that Jete-drawn comic. Best to just get it over with now.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Even if the elf was wearing a cup, undead strength + metal spikey foot = mangled manhood.
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Mortious thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Mortious takes aim, backs up, then kicks Deth in the nuts... not once... not twice... but thrice.Even if the elf was wearing a cup, undead strength + metal spikey foot = mangled manhood.
creampuffed paladin, get thee back to Morrowind where you can make more health potions for the needy people, yeh big soft fairy! Ahm takin over yer entire evil empire.
Mortious removes CBTao's eyes, using nothing but chopsticks and a moldy shoehorn.
Do you like to debate?
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
I like the name Alek. Welcome to EC
*wipes the icky dead stuff off her blade*
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Welcome and allo! ^_^ Umm.. thats all..
STOP STARING AT ME!!!
*flips the fuck out*
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Cthulhu wrote this stupid crap:
And pizza and porn for everyone else.
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Nobody really understood why Suddar Williams wrote:
Porn sucks.
Pizza is good, though.
Welcome, n00b. We like your kind 'round here.
