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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:24:06 PM
I love everybody.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-31-2002 11:24:39 PM
and the village rejoiced
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Ryuujin
posted 05-31-2002 11:24:41 PM
hugs KaL
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 05-31-2002 11:24:51 PM
Word.

[ 05-31-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-31-2002 11:25:02 PM
I want this night to end. And I do not love you.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-31-2002 11:26:20 PM
CAN I HAF YOUR BABIES???!#@#
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My mindless dribble
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:26:24 PM
You don't have to love me D.

Just be content in the knowledge that I love you and all is well.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:27:15 PM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga had this to say about Pirotess:
CAN I HAF YOUR BABIES???!#@#

Yes.

*gives Cadga his bebees*

Because I love you.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Addy
posted 05-31-2002 11:32:05 PM
You even love me!?
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:33:52 PM
quote:
Baroness Addy stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You even love me!?

Of course I do. Sorry about the rabid cat box thing.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-31-2002 11:35:29 PM
he haets me
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:38:12 PM
quote:
Synjari thought about the meaning of life:
he haets me

Not true.

I love you especially, for you are an angel descended from heaven, into the arms of an unworthy soul such as me. Your presence makes my life what it is today, full of energy , joy and love.

It is this energy that makes me wish to share with all here.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-31-2002 11:39:33 PM
Synny, what have you been putting in his cat food?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-31-2002 11:40:09 PM
You're not getting my Bud Lite.
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Dylon
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 11:42:09 PM
I...I feel so...so VIOLATED but that perveryed gerbil love he made me do..

so...dirty...

Dylon.

To know me is to want to throw me off a cliff.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:42:12 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You're not getting my Bud Lite.


I don't drink anyway. But that's ok, even though you withhold from sharing, I still love you.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-31-2002 11:44:06 PM
Then make me some lasanga.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:44:45 PM
Certainly. How many different cheeses and meats would you like?
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-31-2002 11:51:46 PM
*giggles at KaL* I cant stay mad at you.. lookit that punam (sp?)
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-31-2002 11:52:06 PM
FUCK I AM FALLING APART TONIGHT!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 11:54:07 PM
Allow my love to hold you together Blackmage. All will be well.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-31-2002 11:58:12 PM
*glances at KaL*

*glances at Syn*


Awwwwww.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-31-2002 11:58:15 PM
<pounces on KaL and feeds him a cookie of Happiness>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-01-2002 12:03:11 AM
Yay!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-01-2002 12:32:54 AM
If you really loved me, you'd buy me stuff.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-01-2002 12:35:16 AM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about (_|_):
Allow my love to hold you together Blackmage. All will be well.
I feel better now. Now if I can get my mental side balanced...


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-01-2002 12:36:46 AM
quote:
The Black Mage... had this to say about Robocop:
[QUOTE]KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about (_|_):
[qb]Allow my love to hold you together Blackmage. All will be well.
I feel better now. Now if I can get my mental side balanced...[/QB][/QUOTE]

frankly i woulda used Duct Tape

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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 06-01-2002 12:43:11 AM
Its good to feel loved

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-01-2002 12:44:09 AM
quote:
Empress Eisuye thought about the meaning of life:
If you really loved me, you'd buy me stuff.

Gold-digger

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 01:01:06 AM
quote:
Empress Eisuye impressed everyone with:
If you really loved me, you'd buy me stuff.

As you wish Empress. Because I love you

*presents Eisuye with a box of "stuff" he bought, just for her*

Oh, Parcelan your lasagna is ready

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-01-2002 01:07:22 AM
Want to have sex, KaL?
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 06-01-2002 01:09:16 AM
quote:
Azymyth painfully thought these words up:
Want to have sex, KaL?

your such a slut you know that?

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-01-2002 01:10:49 AM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga wrote this stupid crap:
your such a slut you know that?
I can't help myself. This -is- KaL we're talking about.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 06-01-2002 01:13:19 AM
Hugs KaL
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 06-01-2002 01:31:11 AM
How could you even look at me after is pointless/Godless/shameless spam?
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-01-2002 01:33:43 AM
*jumps into KaL's arms smooches him on the cheek*

I luv you too.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 02:05:05 AM
Yes Azy, we can have sex. But not right now, I must share my love with all first.

Bm sorry about your mental state, I can only do so much. I am but one humble soul.

NotTrent, The Delidgamond thing... dunno where that came from. How was the rest of your week? You shall rest this weekend, and know that I must work..

I work this weekend, to bear the suffering of all so that they may rest.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-01-2002 02:06:09 AM
That's touching. Can I have a hug?

Cthulhu

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Ninok
31337 UBB hax0r
posted 06-01-2002 02:07:38 AM
Old Skool Has returned from the Dead
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 02:09:02 AM
*hugs Cthulu*

The Unholy has a Cthulu Plush doll in his car, just though you would like to know that.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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