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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-01-2002 02:09:40 AM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
NotTrent, The Delidgamond thing... dunno where that came from. How was the rest of your week? You shall rest this weekend, and know that I must work..

I work this weekend, to bear the suffering of all so that they may rest.

The Deli thing, um, well, power was out, it had just come back on, I was overly glad...or something.

Rest of week, worked out okay.

And, thank you for working and suffering on the weekends so the masses may rest, I for one, appreciate it.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-01-2002 02:10:03 AM
Can I have my love in energy form; in a form I can give to my sweetie Amanda? She's been working hard lately and could use it.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-01-2002 02:10:52 AM
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Nobody really understood why KaLourin DthBlayde wrote:
*hugs Cthulu*

The Unholy has a Cthulu Plush doll in his car, just though you would like to know that.

YAY! Cthulhu is pleased! Cthulhu is going to make a cake. Cthulhu is talking in the third person!

Cthulhu

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 02:11:41 AM
*sends his love through the speed lanes of cyberspace, straight to Mightion so that he may deliver it to the lovely Aurelt, who we all have yet to meet*

I hope I spelled her name right, would be embarrasing if I did.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-01-2002 02:13:17 AM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*sends his love through the speed lanes of cyberspace, straight to Mightion so that he may deliver it to the lovely Aurelt, who we all have yet to meet*

I hope I spelled her name right, would be embarrasing if I did.

Lots of people here have met her; even Synny, I believe.

Thanks!

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-01-2002 02:13:24 AM
Heal me with your humbleness.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 02:14:46 AM
quote:
Verily, The Black Mage... doth proclaim:
Heal me with your humbleness.

*heals Blackmage with the power of humble kindness and compassion*

*hugs Caela too, as one good hug always deserves another*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-01-2002 02:15:31 AM
I can feel it! I have seen the light!

But it is not enough.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 02:17:07 AM
quote:
The Black Mage...'s account was hax0red to write:
I can feel it! I have seen the light!

But it is not enough.

*channels all the love he has received into Blackmage in addition to his own*

See the light and be healed!!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-01-2002 02:18:20 AM
I... I...

Don't feel anything.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 02:19:12 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why The Black Mage... wrote:
I... I...

Don't feel anything.

I cannot help this one anymore. I have tried my best.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-01-2002 02:20:03 AM
*Punches KaL in the face and takes his lunch money*

Looks like you helped me after all! I was getting hungry. But instead, I'll spend this money and ales and whores! THANKS KAL!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-01-2002 02:22:44 AM
Okay, I'll wait till you're done sharing the love first. Should I bring the whips and chains this time?
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 02:23:44 AM
*falls backwards after being punched in the face*

I see now why it did not work. Your heart is filled with blackness. Because I love you, I shall free you from it's torment

*a huge glowing gate erupts from the ground as a stream of Succubi (which look strangely like Lashanna) pour out and surround Blackmage*

Perhaps they can succeed where I failed.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-01-2002 02:47:51 AM
This lasanga is cold.
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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 06-01-2002 05:21:03 AM
This thread gets weirder with each post. I'll just take my share of love and run, before it gets any stranger around here.

[ 06-01-2002: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-01-2002 06:20:28 AM
KaL...

I love you, too!

Thank you for the rose.^_^ Means a lot. *hughug*

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-01-2002 06:55:38 AM
Yay, free love!
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-01-2002 08:09:38 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
This lasanga is cold.

*eye's begin glowing an odd shade of greenish-red*

Too bad porky. It's not my fault you waited three hours to eat it. Further more, you ask for lasagna, then don't even respond when I ask what you would like it. Be glad you got anything at all.

Azymyth, get over here bitch. It's whip and chain time, and it's your turn to get chained to the rack. Oh, the things I'm gonna do to you..

Blackmage, The hell with that. *The Lashanna succubi all turn back into their true forms, rabid Delidgamond hentai monsters* Have fun you 8-bit hack.

It's a new day and the love is gone. Be happy for what you managed to get out of me.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-01-2002 10:03:14 PM
*grins*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 06-02-2002 12:04:14 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I love everybody.

SLUT!

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 06-02-2002 01:47:05 PM
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Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The Unholy has a Cthulu Plush doll in his car, just though you would like to know that.

*would feel jealousy, but is inanimateupo*

Besides, he only has one because they're mass-produced by COLD UNFEELING MACHINES!

*kupos maniacally, or would if he wasn't inanimate*

[ 06-02-2002: Message edited by: ^Moogle-plush-doll^ ]




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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-02-2002 03:11:22 PM
quote:
Squire Twitch got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
SLUT!


The love is gone. I got yer slut right here. Bend over and moo like a bitch!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-02-2002 06:00:26 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Azymyth, get over here bitch. It's whip and chain time, and it's your turn to get chained to the rack. Oh, the things I'm gonna do to you...

Anything for you, sexy.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 06-02-2002 09:12:35 PM
.. Ocy hides under a couch.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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