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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:30:25 PM
My week has sucked, and doesn't look to promising for tomorrow either.

Just, bleh.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 07:31:18 PM
You can have my week instead..

or the Box on the floor.

Let's make a deal shall we?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-30-2002 07:34:36 PM
The box! The box!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:35:41 PM
Probably a herd of rabid cats in the box.

*wonders how bad KaL's week could have been*

I'll get back to you.

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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 07:36:33 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about (_|_):
The box! The box!

Let's see what's in the box!...NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 07:38:28 PM
quote:
Kyubi's account was hax0red to write:
Let's see what's in the box!...NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

Wrong! *pushes Kyubi into the box and slams the lid shut*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 07:40:25 PM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Wrong! *pushes Kyubi into the box and slams the lid shut*

*is stuck in the box*...ow

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:41:02 PM
Be careful, there's rabid cats in there ya know.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 07:42:12 PM
Now..

What will somebody in the audience give me for this box? Do you want ImNotTrent to have a chance at it?

Somebody make an offer

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 07:43:17 PM
quote:
ImNotTrent stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Be careful, there's rabid cats in there ya know.

Ow! Ow ow ow! Ooh, ow, OW!

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:44:25 PM
But....but, it's a box full of rabid cats and one Kyubi.

I give you a dollah to cram another person, who isn't me, into the box.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 07:44:56 PM
sounds like a new band..

Kyubi and the Rabid Cats

Kyubi and the rabid cats,
frothing maw and mange to match...

edit: Hey now, I'm the deal maker here..
Hmm.. a dollar you say? Ok. *grabs Kagrama and stuffs him in the box too*

Ok, Kyubi, Kagrama and the rabid cats. That or my week, OR.. an offer from our studio audience.

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: KaLourin DthBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 07:46:29 PM
KaL, I'll give you a blueberry muffin if you cram INT in there. O :)

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: Baroness Addy ]

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-30-2002 07:47:30 PM
*jumps into the box free of charge*

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:48:14 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Baroness Addy was all like:
KaL, I'll give you a blueberry muffin if you cram INT in there. O

I'm all scared of Addy now.

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Muffin Bird
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 07:48:20 PM
* a bird flies madly around the room, pulling a big sign that reads:*

MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN!

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 07:49:31 PM
Whoa! What a turn of events..

We now have a box with Kyubi, Kagrama, Mog AND rabid cats! Who can pass up an offer like this?

*noticed the sign, then glances at the muffin holding audience member*

Hmmm...

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:49:39 PM
Hey! Damnit, you're my groupie, don't encourage getting me shoved into the box!
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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 07:49:48 PM
quote:
mog stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
*jumps into the box free of charge*

It's crammed enough in OW! here ooh ow, please don't OW!!!

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 05-30-2002 07:50:44 PM
Have you seen the muffin man?
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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 07:51:03 PM
*gives the muffin bird a muffin!*

KaL, I'll give you two muffins.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:52:05 PM
Wait!

I'll give you, KaL, a nice T-Bone steak, medium rare and a spiffy baked potato if you cram Addy into the box.

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-30-2002 07:52:17 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.G. attempted to be funny by writing:
Have you seen the muffin man?

The muffin man?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 07:53:43 PM
Mmm.... 2 muffins and we have a box full of cats,Kyubi,Mog,Kagrama and NotTrent..

or tbone steak and potatoe for a box of cats,Kyubi,Mog,Kagrama and Adrecia..


The "steaks" are rising folks! ah heh ah heh.

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: KaLourin DthBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 07:55:49 PM
WAIT!!@*&$

Two muffins and a wedding cake, except it's not for a wedding... it's for YOU!

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 07:57:19 PM
*holds up a lobster*

*points to the steak dinner*

I'll add this too.

And won't say how UBB owned you there for a moment.

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 05-30-2002 07:57:36 PM
Can I beat the box with a crowbar?
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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 07:57:51 PM
quote:
From the book of Baroness Addy, chapter 3, verse 16:
WAIT!!@*&$

Two muffins and a wedding cake, except it's not for a wedding... it's for YOU!

the only problem with that is that you are stuck in the box...

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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 07:58:30 PM
quote:
Soldar stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Can I beat the box with a crowbar?

no.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 08:00:07 PM
Hmm... wedding cake or lobster addition...

what kind of cake? and does the lobster have any sides with it?

Soldar! Lets make a deal, what will YOU give to be able to beat the box?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:01:58 PM
*looks at the lobster*

Yeah, it has sides.

See.

*spins the lobster around so KaL can see all it's sides.*

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:02:35 PM
That's the thing. YOU get to choose the type of cake!

Here, at B.A. Company, we only care about our valued friends and what they want for a low low price of one stuffed box! We'll craft anything up for you in moments!

"It's not me; it's you."

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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 08:02:48 PM
quote:
ImNotTrent had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
*looks at the lobster*

Yeah, it has sides.

See.

*spins the lobster around so KaL can see all it's sides.*

Damn lieralists...

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 08:04:35 PM
I guess the big question is... Does it stick to magnets? *ducks*

any cake Addy? anything I desire?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:05:52 PM
*throws the lobster towards JooJooFlop*

Yeah, it sticks.

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:06:29 PM
Anything you desire.
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 08:07:18 PM
quote:
From the book of Gydyon, chapter 3, verse 16:
The muffin man?

The muffin man.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:08:58 PM
Man, I'm gonna get stuffed in a box.

After all some chickie is telling KaL he can have anything he desires.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 08:09:57 PM
Amazing.. I'm torn between a cake of my desire and a full surf and turf dinner.


What say you Soldar? can you top that

right now Here is were we stand:

NotTrent has his choice of my week or the box on the floor in exchange for his week.

The box currently contains rabid cats, Kyubi, Kagrama, and mog.

Addy will give me 2 muffins and a wedding cake of my desire to stuff NotTrent in the box

NotTrent will give me a steak and lobster dinner with the trimmings to stuff Addy in the box, and the lobster is stuck to Joojoo

Soldar has expressed interest in beating the box with a crowbar.

It's anybody's game now.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:12:40 PM
TWO!!

Yes, TWO surf and turfs. One for you and one for your lovely chickie.

Good, yes?!

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