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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:14:58 PM
Try to beat me, eh?

I shall give you...

...

A PROFESSIONAL WORLD-FAMOUS CHEF!

Yes, now YOU can get all your pastries for free... whenever you want!

How can you pass this deal up?

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:17:22 PM
Well, yeah I'm trying to beat you.

You think I wanna be stuffed in a box with rabid cats and three other guys?

Huh? Do you?

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:18:08 PM
quote:
ImNotTrent Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Well, yeah I'm trying to beat you.

You think I wanna be stuffed in a box with rabid cats and three other guys?

Huh? Do you?

Yes.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:19:07 PM
No no no....I don't wanna be stuffed in a box.

Do I?

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:19:45 PM
It'll be nice and cozy.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:20:51 PM
But, rabid cats, three guys and one box?

I r skerred now.

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:22:08 PM
It's called "cushioning".
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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 08:22:58 PM
quote:
Baroness Addy had this to say about Duck Tales:
It's called "cushioning".

yes, but the cushioning is rather painful...

[ 05-30-2002: Message edited by: Kyubi ]

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:24:03 PM
Sweaty cramped cushioning. Probably stinky too by now.
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Kyubi
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 08:25:57 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when ImNotTrent wrote:
Sweaty cramped cushioning. Probably stinky too by now.

not sweaty, cramped yes, stinky, only the cats

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:29:21 PM
That's why you bring perfume! :D
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:30:28 PM
Oh no, no perfume.

I'm not getting into the box, no nevah!

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 08:31:38 PM
and what better a source of perfume than...

You!

*picks Addy up and puts her in the box*

Sorry, I'm trying to cut down on my sugar intake

*the audience goes nuts*

Well now NotTrent.. You can have those dinners delivered to my room after the show.

Now! We have my weekend, or a box full of rabid cats,Kyubi,Kagrama,Mog and Adrecia in exchange for your week

What'll it be?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Muffin Bird
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 08:32:45 PM
*the bird lets out a dejected chirpy sigh and drops his sign*

/audience
Awwwwwwwww


*He then swoops down in birdy rage and clambs BOTH muffins in his tiny claws and flies off*

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 08:34:43 PM
*meeps*
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:39:22 PM
Hm.

On one hand there is a box with a girl in it, and some other stuff, but a girl.

Or a week.

I choose...um, hm.

Was it a horrid week?

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 08:41:15 PM
Telling would ruin the mystery and anticipation, now wouldn't it?

/audience
OOoooooooooooooo

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 08:42:37 PM
Well, yeah, I suppose so.

If I choose the box can I tie it shut and keep it in my closet?

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-30-2002 08:43:58 PM
You can do whatever you please. It's your box, and all the contents within, no matter how much they might refuse, are yours too.

Or.. Hey! I forgot! We also have a lovely prize behind Door #1 !

/audience
Woooooooooooooooooooooo

silly me.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 09:00:02 PM
Ohhh, door number one.

very tempting.

*looks out to the audience for help making this all important decision*

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Addy
posted 05-30-2002 09:01:23 PM
Choose the door!
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-30-2002 09:04:39 PM
I choose the ... DOOR!

Yes, yes the door.

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-30-2002 11:57:44 PM
Minibump!
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-31-2002 12:13:35 AM
The door eh?

Chuck! Show him what's behind door #1 !!

*The curtain over door #1 rises to reveal...

Oh my... Matching Inflatible Delidgamond and Sheep dolls.

/audience
*blank stare and silence*

I'm so sorry NotTrent..

*walks off with lobster dinner for 2 and a box of people and cats*

Stay tuned for more Let's Make A Deal! I'm your host KaL "Monty Haul" D'thBlayde!

<this message brought to you by KaL on Syn's account cuz he's too busy getting to level 40 on his comp>

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-31-2002 01:54:41 AM
*stares blankly at his prize*

Oh my.

*puts up a For Sale sign in front of the things*

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 07:37:53 AM
/Synjari on

*snuggles NotTrent*

Hope youre feelin better hon.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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