1) Anakin Solo dies...
2) Fey'Lya dies, damnit, I liked him...
3) CHEWBACCA DIES?!?!? Ok, that pissed me off, since when did Lucas allow killing of main chars...
4) Baron Fel joins the New Republic, kind of a shocker...
5) The Yuuzhan Vong, a powerful, force resistant race have invaded and captured Coruscant
6) Karrde lost approval with the New Republic! Damnit to hell, why do people always fuck with Zahn's characters?!
7) Something cool, Kyle Katarn started his own Jedi-School, they now assist Skywalker in the fight Vs. The Yuuzhan Vong
8) Mon Mothma croaks, big deal...
9) Pallaeon, one of my faves, DOES NOT DIE!! Hooray!
10) Whoah...wtf..Luke has a son
11) No...wtfy...Han got ub3r pissed and seperated from Leia...they got back together though
12) Jaina is hot, and now 18, and flirting with the dark side along with Kyp...=p
13) Leia is manic-depressive...wtfy
Ok, I am SEVERELY pissed at MOST of these, they've ruined most of the characters we know and love. For me, the SW Universe ends with Vision of the Future.
[ 05-18-2002: Message edited by: The Otaku Penguin ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
and i know, i was shocked to hell when chewie and anakin dies
That's one of the few massive plot turns that Lucas personally okayed.
I guess. Who knows with fanfiction?
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Daemon_Reaper's fortune cookie read:
read the New Jedi Order books from the begining and all this will make senseand i know, i was shocked to hell when chewie and anakin dies
Nope...ends with Vision of the Future for me, seems like a good place to stop, the Empire is under Pallaeon and all is well.
The movies are the only things I take seriously. (or as seriously as a movie can be taken at any rate.)
The occasional novel will be good, but I've read far too many that just plain suck.
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Daemon_Reaper had this to say about Captain Planet:
shakes his head, you miss alot of cool stuff, near the begining of TNJO (The New Jedi Order) its sorta depressing, but it gets really good in dark journy and rebel dreams
I would accept that if Anakin, Fey'Lya and Chewie didn't die, Han and Leia didn't go depressive, and they didn't screw with Karrde.
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The Otaku Penguin had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I would accept that if Anakin, Fey'Lya and Chewie didn't die, Han and Leia didn't go depressive, and they didn't screw with Karrde.
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There is a rumor taht anakin will come back as a cyborg, thouhght im not sure how
Fayla opposes the jedi and helps the vong in public and screws up the new rebublic, (and deserves to die) but he realizes his mistake and as his final act, helps to try to slow the vong.
Chewie dies to save anakin in the begining, and that depresses han towards anakin, and drives him away form the family, but when anakin dies, hes back in the fammily and this time its Leia that goes depresseve, almost comotose, and han, since he went through baisicly the same thing, is able to bring her back and they Get EVEN closer then before,
and with Karrade, they dont mess him up, he falls out of favor cause hes helping the jedi, but when the New Republic falls, hes right up there with the New Rebels
The New Rebels?!
No. Just, no.
The Vong are the biggest excuse for another series ever.
"Hmm...lets make a race that even the most kickass Jedi can't touch...heh, yeah"
Lemme guess, Zahn didn't write any more SW after Vision of the Future, right?
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Delphi Aegis attempted to be funny by writing:
Force resistant Vong? .. So.. they're like the Ysalimari? ..So they cant use mind tricks. JUST SLICE THE BITCHES UP, YO.
Stupid authors fucked up everyone for some reason and supposedly the Vong come from a different dimension or some shit. (yes, the use of such harsh language is because I am really pissed about this)
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Daemon_Reaper spewed forth this undeniable truth:anakin is able to sense them if he concetrates, after hes capture by the bong.
I missed this part of that book.
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Nobody really understood why Daemon_Reaper wrote:
after hes capture by the bong
oops, i mean vong, its when the vong take over Yavin 4 and capture Tahiri(sp?) and he goes back to rescue her
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Nobody really understood why Delphi Aegis wrote:
So they cant use mind tricks. JUST SLICE THE BITCHES UP, YO.
They Vong wear special carapace armor that is so powerful, it can resist lightsaber strikes.
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Kagrama had this to say about John Romero:
They Vong wear special carapace armor that is so powerful, it can resist lightsaber strikes.
You mean cortosis? .. If its anything like shadowtroopers, you can still slice the bishes up, just takes longer.
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Fennar Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Why dont they just Base Delta Zero the Vong out?
whaaaaaaa........?
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The Otaku Penguin thought about the meaning of life:
How about they bring them all to Maw then use the force to suck them into the Black Holes? No wait, I forgot, their allies, the Mong come in, and THEY'RE resistant to Black Holes AND Lightsabers! OHNO
acctauly, tahts where the new secert base for the jedi are 
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Daemon_Reaper painfully thought these words up:
whaaaaaaa........?
Base Delta Zero is where they kill everything on a planet by melting the top 20-30 feet of the planet in under a day(yes, the whole thing).
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Fennar spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Base Delta Zero is where they kill everything on a planet by melting the top 20-30 feet of the planet in under a day(yes, the whole thing).
you mean with like the super star destroyer? they doo that in rebel dreams, wedge uses it to wipe the vong off the planet, it was so cool
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Verily, Daemon_Reaper doth proclaim:
you mean with like the super star destroyer? they doo that in rebel dreams, wedge uses it to wipe the vong off the planet, it was so cool
You can do it with three regular SDs, possably with one.
Keep in mind that a heavy turbolaser yield is about 200 gigatons per shot....
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Fennar got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Base Delta Zero is where they kill everything on a planet by melting the top 20-30 feet of the planet in under a day(yes, the whole thing).
Mebe they should do that to Hoth and make it livable.
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Nobody really understood why Delphi Aegis wrote:
Mebe they should do that to Hoth and make it livable.
lol. good ideal
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The Otaku Penguin had this to say about Captain Planet:
Where did they get a SSD?
Ebay
The Vong seemed to have royally fucked up basically the whole Star Wars universe. Every single character that is still alive's bio ends with SOMETHING about the Vong.
