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Topic: Girls! Back by popular demand!
Maradon!
posted 05-15-2002 10:08:09 PM
Girls are, hands down and without a question, the most beautiful things in all the universe.

No other miracle of life, nor any mystery of the cosmos can compare.

That is all.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-15-2002 10:09:06 PM
^
?
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-15-2002 10:11:13 PM
So I have been told.......
Veni, vidi, vici
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 05-15-2002 10:12:01 PM
Kittys!
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-15-2002 10:12:27 PM
So I have been told.......
Veni, vidi, vici
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-15-2002 10:13:26 PM
Not all of them.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-15-2002 10:14:39 PM
i'm guessing mara got some..

[ 05-15-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

Maradon!
posted 05-15-2002 10:15:29 PM
Twice I make a sequel to a smash hit thread from the old days.

Twice the n00bs completely miss the point

nem-x
posted 05-15-2002 10:18:07 PM
Lashanna
noob
posted 05-15-2002 10:23:05 PM
...

And Nem.. that picture...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-15-2002 10:25:19 PM
Maradon got laid?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Steven Steve
posted 05-15-2002 10:41:29 PM
I was about to suggest something truly disgusting
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 05-15-2002 10:45:27 PM
quote:
Bloodsage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Not all of them.

Word.

-Tok

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-15-2002 10:48:28 PM
quote:
Fazumzen Fastfist had this to say about Pirotess:
I was about to suggest something truly disgusting

what what what what what what???

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Steven Steve
posted 05-15-2002 10:58:09 PM
Let's just say I'd be mentally and emotionally punched in the face for it
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-15-2002 11:20:07 PM
I'd have to disagree...

But I won't go there.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-16-2002 01:02:17 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Fazumzen Fastfist was all like:
I was about to suggest something truly disgusting

Eis and a few others already touched on it.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 05-16-2002 03:50:19 AM
quote:
Mr. Duck had this to say about Knight Rider:
i'm guessing mara got some..

I'm actually the one that suggested this thread.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-16-2002 05:51:26 AM
quote:
Soldar's account was hax0red to write:
I'm actually the one that suggested this thread.
So what you're saying is that Maradon considers you "popular demand"?
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-16-2002 05:57:10 AM
quote:
Maradön? obviously shouldn't have said:
Girls are, hands down and without a question, the most beautiful things in all the universe.

No other miracle of life, nor any mystery of the cosmos can compare.

That is all.



I agree who heartedly on this topic

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 05-16-2002 07:07:08 AM
even These Girls ?

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Maradon!
posted 05-16-2002 07:14:18 AM
quote:
Azeroth had this to say about Punky Brewster:
even These Girls ?

They're beautiful to someone, Azeroth.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-16-2002 07:45:37 AM
Women: You can't live with them...
Pass the beans.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-16-2002 08:24:21 AM
quote:
Maradön? Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Girls are, hands down and without a question, the most beautiful things in all the universe.

No other miracle of life, nor any mystery of the cosmos can compare.

That is all.



unless they start thinking they are lesbians and starting to not want to be with the men they spent 4 years with and had 2 kids with

Woman are great but they can be cruel heartless bitches too

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 05-16-2002 08:50:53 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Lawgiver Cadga said:

unless they start thinking they are lesbians and starting to not want to be with the men they spent 4 years with and had 2 kids with

Woman are great but they can be cruel heartless bitches too


LOL, yes they can if you have to look at everything so NEGATIVILY

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: Dark_Knight ]

It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Steven Steve
posted 05-16-2002 08:53:26 AM
No, Cadga's correct
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-16-2002 08:58:01 AM
quote:
Dark_Knight had this to say about (_|_):
LOL, yes they can if you have to look at everything so NEGATIVILY

lesbians dont like men thus its not attractive at all cause they dont look at your sexually thus you just watch and jerk off... might as well DL it off the net

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-16-2002 08:58:16 AM
quote:
Dark_Knight impressed everyone with:
LOL, yes they can if you have to look at everything so NEGATIVILY

shut up.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-16-2002 09:59:54 AM
I refer to an ancient quote that I dont even remember the by-line of.

"Ah women. They make the highs higher, and the lows more frequent."

Thats all I haveta say bout that.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 05-16-2002 10:44:03 AM
Women are highly overrated. Lemme tell you something, I woldn't mind play 'Chicks with Big Guns and Bigger Breasts 4: Return of the Gynecologist' a big tub of chips, dip, cereal, eggs, bacon, sugar, root beer, nachos, hamburgers and steak, with some A1 sauce mixed in, a few cases of PURE FUCKING CAFFEINE, a box of tishes, more wank material then you can shake a stick at, a modem and a Desert Eagle. I'd be set! Fuck women!

One can infer to the statement, I have yet to get laid. Oh well, I'll just go with the above.

I don't know why I said Desert Eagle.

Warning! Following statement may be nasty and not be very amusing

Wait...no...nevermind, I was going to say something about shoot myself when I blew my choad. Instead, I'll go write.

Ozius

EDIT: Hey, the sig pic fits

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-16-2002 10:46:23 AM
Girls/Women rock. I have nothing else to contribute.

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-16-2002 10:55:11 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when D said this:
Girls/Women rock. I have nothing else to contribute.
hey
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 05-16-2002 10:58:08 AM
Conformists! The lot of ya!

Ozius

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-16-2002 01:03:30 PM
Girls have cooties.

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-16-2002 01:34:46 PM
quote:
Azeroth Model 2000 was programmed to say:
even These Girls ?

It was porn without warning.

quote:
You are not permitted to post porn or any "questionable" material you would feel uncomfortable viewing at work in any forum that does not explicitly permit it. Questionable material may be linked with an appropriate disclaimer, but this is only permitted for merely questionable material, not explicit material. The "questionable" rating of something is solely my decision -- a good rule of thumb is that if it has fur, you're probably better off linking it.

BAN PLZ K THX

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
nem-x
posted 05-16-2002 01:38:46 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Tron:
BAN PLZ K THX
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-16-2002 01:43:42 PM
You click on links without seeing what they are first?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
nem-x
posted 05-16-2002 01:45:27 PM
I thought Hardcoreplumpers meant plums that had some hard core taste. Dig the plums, yo!
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-16-2002 01:54:51 PM
*eyes Azeroth* heh..

*hugs Maradon and Soldar* The women of EC really do appreciate these threads, guys. Thanks.

*hugs Cadga close* Im here if ya need me hon.

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: Synjari ]

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-16-2002 10:02:14 PM
Bump because I felt the thread needed it.

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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