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Topic: Girls! Back by popular demand!
Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 05-16-2002 10:14:53 PM
Woman is a mystical force I have yet to understand one bit.

*shrug* I've been laid yes, it was fun yes, but damn, they really fuck with your mind.

And Cadga, I feel for ya man... *sigh*

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-16-2002 10:38:41 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Maradön? stammered:
Girls are, hands down and without a question, the most beautiful things in all the universe.

No other miracle of life, nor any mystery of the cosmos can compare.

That is all.


Verily, yo. There are men also who can be just as deep, as there are women who are very shallow. It is what is contained in a person's soul that is the ultimate miracle and mystery of all.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 05-16-2002 11:52:45 PM
Cheers

[Edit: Dunno why the heck I had a question mark there.]

[ 05-16-2002: Message edited by: ArchAngel ]

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-17-2002 09:16:35 PM
This slipped onto page two! This thread belongs there?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Vitamin X
Pancake
posted 05-17-2002 10:19:14 PM
Have any of you ever cureled up into front of a warm fire with a sexy potato
Are Necrophiliacs really sick people.....or do they just like the quiet?
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-17-2002 11:22:15 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Azeroth said:
even These Girls ?

Should I kill you now, or later?

... I'm not offened it's porn. At all, in fact.

I'm offended that you implied that women who are overweight are unattractive. To all, not just to you.

Your faction with Gikkwiny has decreased! {-50)

Marien Sutoma
Pancake
posted 05-17-2002 11:27:03 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about John Romero:
Should I kill you now, or later?

... I'm not offened it's porn. At all, in fact.

I'm offended that you implied that women who are overweight are unattractive. To all, not just to you.

Your faction with Gikkwiny has decreased! {-50)


He has a history of being an inconsiderate fucktard who fails to contribute anything remotely positive or useful to this community. Just treat him like the nothing he is and move on.

To Azeroth: Yeah, what I just said.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-17-2002 11:48:43 PM
There are so many positive intent-filled comments that I could make towards Gikk, but I wont, because they will be misconstrued.
So I'll say this: We lub j00, Gikky. Nuffin will change that.

As for women in general? ..
Mightion's once-sig said it best.
The universe is woman
Eluding the science of men.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-18-2002 10:13:53 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
Not all of them.

Yup.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-19-2002 03:12:30 PM
quote:
Rosaline had this to say about (_|_):
He has a history of being an inconsiderate fucktard who fails to contribute anything remotely positive or useful to this community.

Sounds like me!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-19-2002 06:20:17 PM
quote:
Azeroth probably says this to all the girls:
even These Girls ?

THANK YOU OH SO MUCH FOR POSTING A WARNING WITH THAT LINK -- DUMBASS

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-19-2002 06:22:17 PM
Do it, you know you want to. Get two in one day.. Do it...
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 05-19-2002 06:27:07 PM
Im Delid's replacement =)

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-19-2002 06:28:23 PM
One small problem, you are not, and never have been, funny.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-19-2002 06:29:10 PM
quote:
Azeroth had this to say about Captain Planet:
Im Delid's replacement =)
So follow suit.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 05-19-2002 06:32:35 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why D wrote:
One small problem, you are not, and never have been, funny.

I just never needed to be with him here, but now that he is gone, im all comedy gold now! (Minus the me kissing myself pic.)


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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-19-2002 06:52:33 PM
quote:
Vitamin X spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Have any of you ever cureled up into front of a warm fire with a sexy potato

Mmm... tater luvin'...

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-19-2002 07:10:09 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Azeroth said:
I just never needed to be with him here, but now that he is gone, im all comedy gold now! (Minus the me kissing myself pic.)

quote:
D had this to say about Punky Brewster:
One small problem, you are not, and never have been, funny.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 05-19-2002 07:11:22 PM
Well congradulations, but I still believe that virginity should be kept as long as possible before marriage. (For myself atleast)

...I just don't want to deal with the fear of pregnancy while still being educated, and it's pretty much better to still have it after being married.

Don't kill me.

TroutofDoom
Pancake
posted 05-19-2002 09:06:48 PM
well im a loser who's yet to have a "special" relationship with a girl, buuuuuuutttttt all my friends are girls, and yes, they are da best. nuff said.

and about the big girls. the lady on the cover had an attractive face, and i bet someone out there thinks she's the cat's meow.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 05-19-2002 10:30:46 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Alleria Qui'farush said:
Well congradulations, but I still believe that virginity should be kept as long as possible before marriage. (For myself atleast)

...I just don't want to deal with the fear of pregnancy while still being educated, and it's pretty much better to still have it after being married.

Don't kill me.



All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 02:44:47 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Blind Swordsman:
Women: You can't live with them...
Pass the BEER!

Fixed that for ya Blindy

http://www.bloodfin.net
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-20-2002 07:27:54 AM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about (_|_):
Fixed that for ya Blindy

Thanks!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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