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Topic: The Kittens Strike Back
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 09:19:23 PM
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 09:20:31 PM
I THINK THIS WAS POSTED 10 MONTHS AGO.

MAYBE?

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-19-2002 09:21:23 PM
Maybe.. just maybe Liam..
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Steven Steve
posted 04-19-2002 09:40:02 PM
I thought it was only like 3 weeks ago
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 09:48:07 PM
quote:
Liam's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I THINK THIS WAS POSTED 10 MONTHS AGO.

MAYBE?


I've never seen it posted.

Maybe you saw the one where the domo-kuns were attacking the kitten.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Hah.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-19-2002 09:51:43 PM
And thus we were shown the difference between an outstanding Canadian, and one that fits many, many stereotypes.


Good night and God bless!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 09:53:04 PM
Im fucking embarrased of my Country.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-19-2002 09:57:19 PM
I made a poopy.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-19-2002 09:58:21 PM
This pic was actually posted a scant few days ago, I can't even say a week.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:01:16 PM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
This pic was actually posted a scant few days ago, I can't even say a week.


It seriously feels like it was a month ago or so.

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-19-2002 10:01:26 PM
Five days ago..

A month and five days ago.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 10:03:55 PM
quote:
Kal:
This pic was actually posted a scant few days ago, I can't even say a week.

quote:
D had this to say about Optimus Prime:
And thus we were shown the difference between an outstanding Canadian, and one that fits many, many stereotypes.


Good night and God bless!


And thus, we're shown the diffeence between someone that doesn't flame someone else every second post (KaL) and one that decides he just has to be an ass for whatever reason (D).

That's it. I'm really starting to get pissed. If you've already seen it, and have nothing else to do than make smartass comments, fuck off. Not you, Kal, D.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-19-2002 10:04:41 PM
So, in sheer technically, he did post a unique picture.


But, the concept is getting old, so we should not post such. Or the AYB haters will form the Domokan hatahs.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-19-2002 10:05:19 PM
Oh god, I'm so scared, please don't hurt me.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:06:29 PM
Please stop crying on the forums. Your tears will break it, and we don't like it when the forums are broken.
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nem-x
posted 04-19-2002 10:06:35 PM
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 10:08:59 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Liam said this:
Please stop crying on the forums. Your tears will break it, and we don't like it when the forums are broken.

Jeebus Ace Cripes, people.

Y'know, all it takes is a post like KaL's to let someone know that, hey, this stuff's old! You don't need to be an ass every second post.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-19-2002 10:09:46 PM
quote:
nem-x wrote, obviously thinking too hard:

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WIETH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!!

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-19-2002 10:10:13 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ruvyen Warblade!
Jeebus Ace Cripes, people.

Y'know, all it takes is a post like KaL's to let someone know that, hey, this stuff's old! You don't need to be an ass every second post.


**HINT HINT, POSSIBLE SPOILER**

When you tell someone to fuck off, they usually don't like it.

**END OF HINT ABOUT HOW LIFE WORKS**

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 10:10:37 PM
quote:
nem-x's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:

Am I ever glad I wasn't drinking root beer when I saw that. Anything carbonated coming out the nose *HURTS*.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:11:33 PM
I'm an asshole Ruvyen.

And seriously. The whole fucking board was up in arms about how lame that picture was. Everyone posted a variation of it, we had a couple of laughs at the first few.

But the 10000000000000000000th or so, well, it lost it's edge.

The World is Yours
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 10:12:10 PM
quote:
How.... D.... uughhhhhh:
**HINT HINT, POSSIBLE SPOILER**

When you tell someone to fuck off, they usually don't like it.

**END OF HINT ABOUT HOW LIFE WORKS**


**HINT HINT, POSSIBLE SPOILER**

When you be an ass at every possible opportunity, people generally don't like it. At all.

**END OF HINT ABOUT HOW LIFE WORKS**

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-19-2002 10:13:26 PM
*HIENT HIENT* POSSIBLE SPOILER **

helo

*&END OF POSSIBLE SPOILAR** ON HOW LIEF WORKS*

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 04-19-2002 10:13:27 PM
This is why I refrain from posting anything that could possibly ever EVER have been posted before.

OMGS I R SMRTER THEN U?!?!?!/~?!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:13:42 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade was naked while typing this:
**HINT HINT, POSSIBLE SPOILER**

When you be an ass at every possible opportunity, people generally don't like it. At all.

**END OF HINT ABOUT HOW LIFE WORKS**


People meaning you.

I find D's sarcastic posts to be quite funny.

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-19-2002 10:13:49 PM
...I'm not going to reply after this, my brain is hurting from the sheer aura of stupidity you emit.

Good night. Liam, I pray for your country.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:15:10 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Pirotess:
...I'm not going to reply after this, my brain is hurting from the sheer aura of stupidity you emit.

Good night. Liam, I pray for your country.



I can assure you Im already in a sailboat, with a laptop, going to the fucking briny deep, for all I care. It has to be an improvement.

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 04-19-2002 10:15:57 PM
OVAR the SEES AND THRUOGH the WOODS TO GRANDMAS HOUES WE GO!!!!!/?
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-19-2002 10:19:32 PM
**HINT HINT, POSSIBLE SPOILER**

The cheese is smelling funny.

**END OF HINT ABOUT HOW LEAVING CHEESE OUT ON THE COUNTER WORKS**

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 10:20:16 PM
quote:
D had this to say about dark elf butts:
...I'm not going to reply after this, my brain is hurting from the sheer aura of stupidity you emit.

Good night. Liam, I pray for your country.


I'm sorry, did you type something? I stopped caring after that first period.

Don't like something I've posted? DON'T REPLY! I post something old? Make a post like KaL's!

If you didn't decide you had to be a jackass every time you saw my name, this shit could've been avoided.

WOW! WHAT A CONCEPT! OH MY GOD!

Of course, I guess it would be a little difficult for you to grasp...

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-19-2002 10:24:04 PM
Kagrama, why the hell do you have to be so funny?? Can't you see this is a flamewar?

*Melts Kagrama's cheeze head with a match*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:24:43 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Ruvyen Warblade wrote:
I'm sorry, did you type something? I stopped caring after that first period.

Don't like something I've posted? DON'T REPLY! I post something old? Make a post like KaL's!

If you didn't decide you had to be a jackass every time you saw my name, this shit could've been avoided.

WOW! WHAT A CONCEPT! OH MY GOD!

Of course, I guess it would be a little difficult for you to grasp...


OMFG YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS. STOP POINTING OUT OLD THINGS LIKE A JACKASS. We all know D has a kinda hard sense of humor to grasp (They're real thinkers!), and we all know you're not the brightest (omfg I can already see the reply you're gonna type up.)

And we didn't come in here to shit all over you, cause we saw your name.

Now seriously, we make a few fucking jokes, and you go apeshit.

Maybe you should lighten up, and remove the N64 controller from your ass? That might help.

The World is Yours
nem-x
posted 04-19-2002 10:26:23 PM
New Peanut Butter Jelly, version 7.0!
So easy to use, no wonder it's number 1.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-19-2002 10:26:50 PM
That controller... is that with or without the rumble pack?

Feeble attempts to diffuse the situation here

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:27:41 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by KaLourin DthBlayde:
That controller... is that with or without the rumble pack?

Feeble attempts to diffuse the situation here


That's my Controller, back off, YO~~

The World is Yours
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 10:30:13 PM
quote:
How.... Liam.... uughhhhhh:
OMFG YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS. STOP POINTING OUT OLD THINGS LIKE A JACKASS. We all know D has a kinda hard sense of humor to grasp (They're real thinkers!), and we all know you're not the brightest (omfg I can already see the reply you're gonna type up.)

And we didn't come in here to shit all over you, cause we saw your name.

Now seriously, we make a few fucking jokes, and you go apeshit.

Maybe you should lighten up, and remove the N64 controller from your ass? That might help.


If you call those jokes, your senses of humour must be beyond warped.

Sorry, I don't find insults funny, whether they're directed at me or anyone else.

And the controller does not have a rumble pack. What kind of sick bastard do you think I am?

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-19-2002 10:31:34 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about the Spice Girls:
If you call those jokes, your senses of humour must be beyond warped.

Sorry, I don't find insults funny, whether they're directed at me or anyone else.

And the controller does not have a rumble pack. What kind of sick bastard do you think I am?


Yes. I have a warped sense of humor. But wait! That's Sarcasm! I believe that's been associated with humor for ages! Aghh!!

The irony of it all weighs heavily on my conscious.

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 04-19-2002 10:32:35 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
If you call those jokes, your senses of humour must be beyond warped.

Sorry, I don't find insults funny, whether they're directed at me or anyone else.


Let me put this simpily. You don't get his humor because your mind is too feeble to understand it. Now I shall put it in terms you can understand.

OMGZ u r dum lololol//

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-19-2002 10:34:38 PM
quote:
Ruvyen probably shouldn't of said:
If you call those jokes, your senses of humour must be beyond warped.

Alright, I'm gonna clear this up while I'm waiting on my shower to heat up.

Everything up to here was a joke.

quote:
This one time, at D camp:
Oh god, I'm so scared, please don't hurt me.

Then I got a bit serious with

quote:
**HINT HINT, POSSIBLE SPOILER**

When you tell someone to fuck off, they usually don't like it.

**END OF HINT ABOUT HOW LIFE WORKS**


And then you chose the asshole route and I called you on it.

And this here, whoo boy. This is the real PINNACLE OF INTELLIGENCE.

quote:
I'm sorry, did you type something? I stopped caring after that first period.


Now, good night. I'll give you time to think that over and let it set in.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-19-2002 10:38:01 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about Cuba:
Let me put this simpily. You don't get his humor because your mind is too feeble to understand it. Now I shall put it in terms you can understand.

OMGZ u r dum lololol//


No, I don't get his jokes because, in my dictionary, the definition of "insult" isn't "see joke".

To me, insulting someone is as funny as... Well, to make a bad subtle pun (sort of), killing a kitten (or domokun). It isn't funny. Not even the lesser funny, or even the Diet Coke of funny. It's the complete inverse of funny, and for me, this goes for insulting, being insulted, and seeing others insulted.

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