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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-09-2002 05:33:43 PM
...switch to the other gender? If so, what would you do during that time?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Addy
posted 04-09-2002 05:34:36 PM
No. I like being a female.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 04-09-2002 05:35:24 PM
I like my gender just fine, thank you.
hey
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 04-09-2002 05:35:32 PM
Only if I got to skip the right week of the month.
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 04-09-2002 05:35:38 PM
I would for a day. I'd masturbate.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-09-2002 05:36:17 PM
This is just a hypothetical situation! You would switch back after a week, wouldn't be permanent!
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-09-2002 05:36:29 PM
Same. One day.

I'd feel myself up alot, and not go anywhere.

The World is Yours
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-09-2002 05:38:01 PM
I probably would.

Learning experience.

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-09-2002 05:38:55 PM
There are some things I just don't want to know firsthand.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-09-2002 05:39:13 PM
*Ahem* Details, not just, "I would."
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Pancake
posted 04-09-2002 05:39:43 PM
I'd go just for the morbid curiosity....

*edit*

What would I do? Fuck if I know... what the hell DO women do?

[ 04-09-2002: Message edited by: RPC ]

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-09-2002 05:39:47 PM
What would I do? have sex.

I'm curious as to how they feel and what it feels like to women. I also keep a relatively open mind. Open enough to, given the opportunity, see what the experience is like.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-09-2002 05:39:51 PM
I'd live my life?
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-09-2002 05:39:59 PM
Sure, but I wouldn't make a big deal of it. I would just try to live my normal life.

Having your body reshaped for a week doesn't make you a different person. Who's on the inside is going to remain the same. Female or male, it would still be me, as usual.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Pancake
posted 04-09-2002 05:41:30 PM
KaL has the right idea. Everything is the same, but not the same. It would be a learning experience no matter WHAT you did.
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-09-2002 05:42:12 PM
YES.

Then I would come online, pretend to be a man, and use my l337 skills to woo snoota into having sexx0r with me.

Now, to be serious, yeah i would.

Then I would possibly learn more about women and learn just what it is they look for in a guy

[ 04-09-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-09-2002 05:42:27 PM
I would do so, to examine the feelings and thought processes on the inner mind. I could possibly understand sexism, and what it is like to be looked down upon. It would be an interesting experience.
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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 04-09-2002 05:44:00 PM
id write down everything i thought about so i can keep it just in case i forgot when i change back, so i can figure out just wtf you guys think about. that, and i'd pee standing up!
oh and do i get to be a hot guy? cuz i wanna go pick up sum ugly chicks to make them feel better about them selves. i've always wanted to do that, have all these hot people want you and then only go for the ugly ones. hurrah
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Lashanna
noob
posted 04-09-2002 05:45:36 PM
I might... I dunno, I like being Female, a LOT... I don't think I would.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-09-2002 05:46:13 PM
quote:
frolicking imp had this to say about (_|_):
id write down everything i thought about so i can keep it just in case i forgot when i change back, so i can figure out just wtf you guys think about. that, and i'd pee standing up!
oh and do i get to be a hot guy? cuz i wanna go pick up sum ugly chicks to make them feel better about them selves. i've always wanted to do that, have all these hot people want you and then only go for the ugly ones. hurrah

Yaes. You get to turn into your mental image of the perfect man/woman version of yourself, as attractive as you like.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-09-2002 05:46:27 PM
Hmmm....nope. I'm pretty much happy being me and wouldn't like adjusting to a new body structure and regaining balance. The idea of feeling myself up...eh. I'm sorry, but it's just not right.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-09-2002 05:46:42 PM
Men and women are different for a reason.

Such is my belief. I'd rather not know what's the deal with women. It would take a large chunk out of life.

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Pancake
posted 04-09-2002 05:46:45 PM
Um. Most guys don't think. Most of the time we think about sex. On the few occasions we're not thinking about sex, we're thinking about cars/computers/games/explosions/guns and/or beer.

We're really quite simple. That's one of the reasons b00bies are so effective on us.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Pancake
posted 04-09-2002 05:50:28 PM
And speaking of b00bies...

That's just... demented...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 04-09-2002 05:51:00 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Cuba:
...explosions...

Mmm... Explosions...

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-09-2002 05:51:23 PM
quote:
RPC's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Most of the time weI think about sex cars/computers/games/explosions/guns and/or beeranime. On the few occasions we'reI'm not thinking about sex cars/computers/games/explosions/guns and/or beeranime, we'reI'm thinking about sex.

Made it fit myself.

[ 04-09-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 04-09-2002 05:52:43 PM
quote:
RPC wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Um. Most guys don't think. Most of the time we think about sex. On the few occasions we're not thinking about sex, we're thinking about cars/computers/games/explosions/guns and/or beer.

We're really quite simple. That's one of the reasons b00bies are so effective on us.

Eh. Maybe most of us, but I know I'm not like that at all.

Not that it's that big of a deal, heh.

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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-09-2002 05:56:18 PM
Well, normally I wouldn't even give it a thought but. I guess I would, but only for a few days for just long enough to go to England, find Mort's house. Knock on the door, and say. "Hey Mort, it's Janus, guess you were right in thinking I was girl. Really had you goin when I had Vise convince you I was a guy, didn't I?" Then immediately go back to the States, and change back. Then when Mort posts. "HA! Janus is a girl! She came to my house!" Every one would thing he's crazy
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-09-2002 05:57:21 PM
Never.

Not in a goddamned million years. Women are too complex for me.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-09-2002 05:58:49 PM
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Check out the big brain on D!
Never.

Not in a goddamned million years. Women are too complex for me.

Well, you'd still have your mind, just a different body.

Feel free to hijack into a Sealab 2021 thread now

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 04-09-2002 06:03:34 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Never.

Not in a goddamned million years. Women are too complex for me.

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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-09-2002 06:08:21 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink had this to say about Duck Tales:
I would for a day. I'd masturbate.
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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 04-09-2002 06:30:19 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Robocop:
Well, you'd still have your mind, just a different body.

And added hormones.

I dunno if I'd want to try it. I'd rather have a hot girlfriend for a week than be a girl for a week.

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Maradon!
posted 04-09-2002 06:35:23 PM
I would!

Iiiiiit's LESBIAN TIME!

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Arcturus
Pancake
posted 04-09-2002 06:42:54 PM
quote:
Kloie was listening to Cher while typing:
Only if I got to skip the right week of the month.


Great responce, I think i would switch to see what its really like. I mean see what they have to go through and stuff, see what its like being on the other side of a relationship or sometihng

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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 04-09-2002 06:48:16 PM
"Being a guy for a day would be cool. I'd write my name in the snow."
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 04-09-2002 06:53:18 PM
I dunno, as a horny american teenage(tm) and If I could look any way I looked. Whether or not I retained my sexual orinatation. I would have an orgy of some sort.

Then learn about feminism and stuff, and what cramps/headaches are.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 04-09-2002 06:56:55 PM
quote:
Nwist's fortune cookie read:
[QUOTE]Arttemis the Twink had this to say about Duck Tales:
[qb]I would for a day. I'd masturbate.
[/QB][/QUOTE]

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 04-09-2002 07:02:22 PM
I would. Because, although I'd be changed into a gal on the OUTSIDE.. I'd still be a guy on the inside.

boobs r gud plzkkthxbyela~

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-09-2002 07:06:13 PM
I would, I want to know how the hell those nuts feel when walking in jeans. It has always fascinated me how guys can walk around with that sac hangin' and danglin'.

I would have hot sex with UBT in female form.

I would fart and belch in public.

I would pee standing up without having to squat over my jeans, while facing uphill. I would pee on all kinds of things... bushes, cars, out of a moving car's window.. oh the joy!

I would walk around topless and sniff my armpits.

I would spit lugeys!!

I would flex in front of the mirror for hours!

I would go to a buffet and eat tons of food!

I would drink beer and like it!

I would play with powertools and build a birdhouse!

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