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No, Mort, 'Naked and willing' isn't what I meant.
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Check out the big brain on nem-x!
No facial hair please.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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D enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I do not answer this question for fear of pain.
I agree with this gentleman's opinion...
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Synjari said:
*is a living dead girl*
*sneaks away with Synnie tucked under his arm*
Move along now... Nothing to see here 
I like my girl.. just the way she is!
*manical laughter*
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We were all impressed when Mortious wrote:
Furry.
And WHO among us didn't see THAT comming? 
As in a pair of legs that go forever, or a pair of legs that strech up and make a perfect ass of themselves?
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Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
As long as they're smooth, and can wrap around me, I'm fine.
Careful about that.... Some women are known to be able to seriously wound a guy like that...
Having your lower back sprained *sucks*....
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
-Slender and somewhat curvy.
-Shorter than myself.
-Either long hair or shoulder-length hair.
-Either a very strong, sarcastic personality to conflict with my own, or a small and gentle spirit to counteract my raging assholeness.
-Open-minded.
-Great sense of humor.
-Not easily decieved.
-Not Karnaj.
I think I found my 7th husband!!!!!!
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Our wedding will have two cakes. One for me, and one for the guests.
Okay!
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KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about pies:
*trips RIG and takes Synny*I like my girl.. just the way she is!
*Heart*
I'm not a demanding SOB, am I?
this would probally explain why I've been single over 3 years now.
Basically, someone who can be both a friend and a lover. I would elaborate further, but my brain isn't top-notch at 7.40am.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
And I want mine to have ice cream.
Absolutely, what flavor?
* thinks of his Amanda and sighs contentedly
Some day... some day...
But, I want some who knows how to play, I mean you have to know what a pillow fight is!
Or can at least horse around on occasion, not a stck shirt when it comes to horseplay.
I guess you could say, a mature/child/mature mentality.
I like humor, especially when a woman can make up for what I lack thereof.
I NEED someone at least SEMI emotional, I mean if I cry at a movie, I damnwell better have backup ya know?
As far as looks, Im not overly picky, never have been. I mean sure everyone thinks of bombshells and such. But from personal experience, (This is not ALWAYS the case, but it happens A LOT) The prettier a woman is, the more self-centered and bigger bitch she it as well. Same applies for guys who fall into that category, the prettier or more handsome you are seems to allow you to be that much more of an asshole. I DONT THINK SO! Again, not always the case, but more often than not.
My Preferance..
Red hair!! But I'll go Black as well, or Brunette. I do not care that much for blonds at all..
Eyes of green or blue! Preferrably green, Specially if your a redhead.
Origins, I prefer English, Southern Belle, or French. I LOVE those accents!
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Faeth Es'Braewyn's fortune cookie read:
The prettier a woman is, the more self-centered and bigger bitch she it as well.
<sangs!>
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you!
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We were all impressed when Pvednes Phoenixfeather wrote:
Good personality,
Pretty eyes,
Long hair, (red if possible.)
Sounds famaliar Pved
I like my girls just like my girlfriend ATM. (this is automated response time)
so...Long Legs (hers are longer than mine...and I'm taller), beautiful eyes, awesome hair, and a really good sense of style.
Coloured Hair is a total good thing too...I likies purple, bloo, and Red
