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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Random Insanity Generator said:

Healthy. I don't like all these twiggy bitches I see all over the place. Preferably proper dimensions for her overall height, but I'm not going to be a bastard about it. There are some very lovely ladies out there who aren't exactly swimsuit models.

Honest. I'd like someone who can speak their mind and let me know what's rattling loose up there. I'll tell you as it is ladies, we men are some dense sons-of-bitches. Subtle doesn't happen for the most part. If you tell us how it is, we may snap a bit and retreat into a cave, but we'll come around eventually. And things will be better for it.

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I agree with both of these.

I admit, I have a slight fetish if you can call it that, for slightly larger women. Not like 400lbs Plus...Just some extra cushion for the lovin'.

And Yea, I do like someone who can tell me what's bugging the hell out of her. Every time I do something stupid and piss my girlfriend off, I can always tell and we talk about it on the drive to her home (Thank god it takes at least 10min to get to her house from wherever we are.)

Yea..that's my added opinion

• Preferable able to look me eye-to-eye.
  
• Preverably Short Hair, that looks good and sexy, long hair takes second place
  
• Able to take as well as receive. I don't like people who can't handle sarcasm in either direction (can't be sarcastic or can't take sarcasm) This is a must! I want a girl I can make laugh, and vice versa.
  
• For god sake, be able to hold a conversation with! I don't require someone who can I can discuss quantum physics with, but I don't want a braindead twit either. Like Lashanna... mmmm...
  
• Healthy. I don't like all these twiggy bitches I see all over the place. Preferably proper dimensions for her overall height, but I'm not going to be a bastard about it. There are some very lovely ladies out there who aren't exactly swimsuit models.
  
• Honest. I'd like someone who can speak their mind and let me know what's rattling loose up there. I'll tell you as it is ladies, we men are some dence sons-of-bitches. Subtle doesn't happen for the most part. If you tell us how it is, we may snap a bit and retreat into a cave, but we'll come around eventually. And things will be better for it.
  
• Able to leave me the fuck alone. Much like the previous point stated, we men will clam up. We've been wounded somehow and we have to recover. My ex was a clingy woman who couldn't make up her mind to save her life. This was one of the reasons I was glad to get a "Dear John" b-day card and a dagger. AKA Independance.
  
• And the final point I'll make for now... someone who likes me for me. Obvious, sure, but a major source of irritation from most breakups I've seen.
  

She don't care about my car
She don't care about my money
And that's real good because I don't got alot to spend
But if I did it wouldn't mean nothin'

She likes me for me
Not because I look like Tyson Beckford
With the charm of Robert Redford
Oozing out my ears
But what she sees
Are my faults and indecisions
My insecure conditions
And the tears upon the pillow that I shed

She don't care about my big screen
Or my collection of DVD's
Things like that just never mattered much to her
Plus she don't watch to much t.v.

And she don't care that I can fly her
To places she ain't never been
But if she really wants to go
I think deep down she knows that
All she has to say is when

She likes me for me
Not because I hang with Leonardo
Or that guy who played in "Fargo"
I think his name is Steve
She's the one for me
And I just can't live without her
My arms belong around her
And I'm so glad I found her once again

And I'm so glad I found her once again
And I'm so glad I found her once again
Gazing at the ceiling
as we entertain our feelings in the dark
The things that we're afraid of are gonna show us
what we're made of in the end

She likes me for me
Not because I sing like Pavarotti
Or because I am such a hottie
I like her for her
Not because she's phat like Cindy Crawford
She has got so much to offer
Why does she waste all her time with me
There must be something there that I don't see

She likes me for me
Not because I'm tough like Dirty Harry
Make her laugh just like Jim Carrey
Unlike the Cable Guy
But what she sees
Is that I can't live without her
My arms belong around her
And I'm so glad I found her once again
Found her once again
I'm so glad I found her once again
On again

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nem-x had this to say about Punky Brewster:
No facial hair please.

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Well, golly that's odd. I'm like a dwarf. The bigger the beard, the hotter she is!

Ozius

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Khyron thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Guys, how do you like your gals?

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Willing and able to run a kickass D&D game on my days off. Champions would be good too, but I allways forget how DCV/OCV works.

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

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Sir Mix-a-lot says it all.

-Tok

That is all.

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Toktuk had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I like blue butts and I can not lie
You other players can't deny
That when a elf walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a blue thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Almost out of the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture(taking a screen-shot)
My guildmates tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my port?
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average new-bie!

I'm tired of wood-elves and halflings
Saying tan butts are the thing
Take the average high elf and ask him that
She gotta pack blue back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the (_|_)? (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that sexxay butt
Baby got back
Edited for Drysart's sake

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Generally a half-foot shorter to about my height, build is athletic. Race doesn't really matter, same goes for hair color, so long as it's natural, and not dyed. Religion also doesn't matter, so long as it's not some weird sort of voodoo cult, major religions will do, though I'm sorta leaning away from Islam right now...Has to be intelligent, want to be able to discuss things, and not receive a blank stare, especially when it relates to philosophy and the current political situation. I'll go with the honesty thing, want her to be able to speak her mind, and not be so inclined to hide things for fear of embarassment or anger.

I'm an incurable romantic, so class is important, as well as willingness to snuggle, but h0+ s3XX0r has got to be part of the package. Again, the kind of woman who appreciates art, literature, theater, music, a lot of the things I like, yet different at the same time. Don't want a clone of me, or of my mom, as some scientists say we look for a copy of our parents.

Basically, everything that Lsanna is. *Is tackle-huggled off screen (Yeah, I love you too)*