So I ran downstairs, ate a piece of chipped ham in front of my mom, and shouted "Your god can kiss my ass!"

In hindsight I may have been kinda asking for it.

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I thought that was next friday.

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Check out the big brain on Black Mage!
Grounded, eh? At 19?

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Yeah, my mom likes to think and act as if I were still 11; a major factor in my decision to move out as fast as I can.

From nothing really, since I haven't got the slightest shred of respect for my mom

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Everyone wondered WTF when Maradön? wrote:
Yeah, my mom likes to think and act as if I were still 11; a major factor in my decision to move out as fast as I can.

From nothing really, since I haven't got the slightest shred of respect for my mom

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Maradön? stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Today is apparently one of those no-meat-or-you-roast-in-hell days for them there Catholic types.

So I ran downstairs, ate a piece of chipped ham in front of my mom, and shouted "Your god can kiss my ass!"

In hindsight I may have been kinda asking for it.

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I can easily picture you doing this, so it is funny.

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Black Mage was listening to Cher while typing:
FALSE ADVERTISING! I CAME HERE TO SEE MARADON GET GROUNDED!

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Maradön? had this to say about Cuba:
Yeah, my mom likes to think and act as if I were still 11

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Hope this doesn't surprise you, since from what you said above, you acted like it.

"Your God can kiss my ass"? You need to act like you have some maturity if you wish to be treated like it

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Skaw thought about the meaning of life:

I thought that was next friday.

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It's every Friday, generally. Some people choose to go meatless every day, others on Ash Wednesday. *shrug* In the end it depends on the individual.

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This insanity brought to you by Emil:
How is the search for your own pad going? I had parents like that as well, I'm surprised you haven't moved out already

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Searching for an actual pad is phase 32. I'm on phase 2.

Still though, there's this nice old lady in Squirrel Hill who's renting out a fairly nice full house. Maybe I can connive her into giving me a special price since I'm such a "nice young man!" *cough*

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Maradön? had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Topic: How I got "grounded"

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*Shakes his fist*

I have no disrespect for the catholic faith. I have no disrespect for your meatless friday rituals.

I did this deliberatly to mischiviously irritate my mom who is a real "force-your-opinions-on-others" type. For this reason and no other.

Thank U.

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Maradön? had this to say about pies:
Since Reynar's obviously representing for the small faction of people who don't feel like thinking much this afternoon, I'm going to elaborate on my stunt.

I have no disrespect for the catholic faith. I have no disrespect for your meatless friday rituals.

I did this deliberatly to mischiviously irritate my mom who is a real "force-your-opinions-on-others" type. For this reason and no other.

Thank U.

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I remember doing stuff like that too. Back when I was 8 years old.

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Reynar's fortune cookie read:
I remember doing stuff like that too. Back when I was 8 years old.

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Before you lost your sense of humor apparently.

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Maradön? wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Since Reynar's obviously representing for the small faction of people who don't feel like thinking much this afternoon, I'm going to elaborate on my stunt.

I have no disrespect for the catholic faith. I have no disrespect for your meatless friday rituals.

I did this deliberatly to mischiviously irritate my mom who is a real "force-your-opinions-on-others" type. For this reason and no other.

Thank U.

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Maradön? wrote this stupid crap:
Before you lost your sense of humor apparently.

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You thought that was funny? Please refrain from future attempts at "humor" until you have figured out what's funny.

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Lenlalron had this to say about (_|_):
But, to achieve that, you did disrespect the catholic faith.

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In jest, yes. I don't see why that should be offensive to anyone other than my mom.

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From the book of Reynar, chapter 3, verse 16:
You thought that was funny? Please refrain from future attempts at "humor" until you have figured out what's funny.

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The majority of the folks reading this thread seemed to think so. Or is your opinion somehow more important than thiers?

No go be an overcritical little pissant somewhere else. Your comments contribute nothing.

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Maradön? stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
In jest, yes. I don't see why that should be offensive to anyone other than my mom.

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Since your mother isn't the only person on the planet to believe in God, telling him to kiss your arse is considered disrespect and would be offensive to those who are believers.

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Maradön? had this to say about Knight Rider:
In jest, yes. I don't see why that should be offensive to anyone other than my mom.

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Everyone wondered WTF when Lenlalron wrote:
Since your mother isn't the only person on the planet to believe in God, telling him to kiss your arse is considered disrespect and would be offensive to those who are believers.

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It wasn't a serious comment. Is your faith so weak that you can't tolerate even the mistaken perception of criticism?

Densetsu goes off to play FFX.

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Maradön? wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Since Reynar's obviously representing for the small faction of people who don't feel like thinking much this afternoon, I'm going to elaborate on my stunt.
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You mean the small Faction Of people that don't find it funny that you deliberately went and pissed you Mother off, and made fun of her faith? Most People grow out of that phase at like age 12, you must be an exceptionly slow learner. If she can't be tolerant, YOU can, that is if you didn't act like a little child most of the time.

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Maradön? had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Is your faith so weak that you can't tolerate even the mistaken perception of criticism?

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ImNotTrent had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It's not like he ran out into the street or into a church and yelled that while eating a large steak.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Densetsu said:
Maradon, what you fail to realize, is that how you MEANT to say something doesn't matter. If it offended someone, you were wrong for saying it. Period.

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Well for starters, I didn't say it to anyone here.

Secondly, yeah, what I meant does kinda mean something. This thread isn't about how I hate the catholic god, this thread is about how I like to annoy my mom. The comments therein are nothing more than a medium for that sentiment.

If you see a guy punch another guy on stage do you charge him with aggrivated assault? No, because the punch wasn't intended as a serious punch, it was arranged as a part of a performance.

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ImNotTrent said this about your mom:
It's not like he ran out into the street or into a church and yelled that while eating a large steak.

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No, but he did come here and proclaim that he was damn clever for doing it.

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Maradön? had this to say about Duck Tales:

If you see a guy punch another guy on stage do you charge him with aggrivated assault? No, because the punch wasn't intended as a serious punch, it was arranged as a part of a performance.

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Irrelevant.

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Maradön? attempted to be funny by writing:
If you see a guy punch another guy on stage do you charge him with aggrivated assault? No, because the punch wasn't intended as a serious punch, it was arranged as a part of a performance.

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Remember, the punch was fake, therefore so was you proclamation of unbelieving.

/jest

Densetsu's, Reynar's, and Lenny's reactions were all more hostile than my mom's.

She's not even all that mad at me anymore because I do stuff like that all the time and she knows I didn't mean it. You misinterpreted my actions and added hostility and belligerence that I didn't intend, and then you blame me for it.

Rather than trying to pick a fight out of what you've been presented with, why not try to pick the humor out of it instead. You'll find yourselves happier people.

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Maradön? had this to say about Knight Rider:
Rather than trying to pick a fight out of what you've been presented with, why not try to pick the humor out of it instead. You'll find yourselves happier people.

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But there was no Humor in it to begin with, You should have realized this after ther 3rd flame.

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Maradön? had this to say about Cuba:
She's not even all that mad at me anymore because I do stuff like that all the time and she knows I didn't mean it.

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I mean I don't believe in the catholic god or the meat eating tradition but the hostility in my stunt was feigned.

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Pyscho_Pike was listening to Cher while typing:
But there was no Humor in it to begin with, You should have realized this after ther 3rd flame.

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I also had a number of people laughing at it. It's not my fault you chose to misinterpret it.

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A sleep deprived Black Mage stammered:
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WTF? o_O

Though it's not an exact BPS match

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Maradön? got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Densetsu's, Reynar's, and Lenny's reactions were all more hostile than my mom's.

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Mine wasn't hostile, neither was Reynar's. I don't remember(nor care ) about Lenny's.

Just because it was hidden under the guise of humor does not make it humorous. We were only trying to explain that to you. Instead of being so defensive, you should learn what we are trying to teach you - the intent is void if the action is taken wrong. You should apologize to someone you offend, no matter HOW you MEANT it. Of course, if you MEANT to offend them, then apologizing is up you you blah blah blah, you know what I mean. You should apologize to those you didn't mean to offend, though.

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