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KnightSword
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 02:26:16 AM
Ahem ahem ahem... sorry for shouting. I just wanted to leave a little message for the femme-fatale that introduced me to this little nook on that Mostly Useless Device (TM) known as the Internet. I'm a little new to this little nook, but I'm willing to learn. And after completely reworking my Win2k machine in order for my email to work properly, well, I'm looking forward to speaking to each and everyone one of you!

KnightSword

P.S. I made it Cass!!!!

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-22-2002 02:28:53 AM
Greetings!

Good to see someone with good grammar.

Cass, though, eh? Hmm.. does this mean you're a furry? Or just one of the many guys she flirts with?

*chuckles*

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-22-2002 02:39:09 AM
Probably both, Bajah.

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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KnightSword
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 02:57:45 AM
I am furry, and fury and madness and comedy. All rolled up in a peanut roll and injested at your last party. :-D Mmmm... peanut roll. :-D

KnightSword

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 03-22-2002 03:06:32 AM
Yey, more people. H'lo. Solstyce, resident bondage pixie here. Welcome to the jungle. We have fun and games. I cheat alot. Fair play is for last place.

Anyway. The inmates run the asylum here, and as long as you have access to a healthy supply of ether, pixie stix and mountain dew, everything will go juuuuuuuuust fine.

*sprinkles the n00b with pixie dust*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 03-22-2002 03:37:34 AM
don't listen to bajah, he's lieing, good grammer is not somehting good to see

oh, and hi, im the resident bad grammer person who cant spell for shit


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-22-2002 03:43:42 AM
quote:
mog impressed everyone with:
don't listen to bajah, he's lieing, good grammer is not somehting good to see

oh, and hi, im the resident bad grammer person who cant spell for shit

Don't believe him. He's really a university english professor faking it.

Welcome. I'm the resident lycanthrope who dabbles in mad science. Ask about Bane and Delirium.

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Ryuujin
posted 03-22-2002 04:55:44 AM
quote:
KnightSword thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Ahem ahem ahem... sorry for shouting. I just wanted to leave a little message for the femme-fatale that introduced me to this little nook on that Mostly Useless Device (TM) known as the Internet. I'm a little new to this little nook, but I'm willing to learn. And after completely reworking my Win2k machine in order for my email to work properly, well, I'm looking forward to speaking to each and everyone one of you!

KnightSword

P.S. I made it Cass!!!!

Hi Cass' friend waves

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 03-22-2002 04:58:47 AM
quote:
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about pies:
Don't believe him. He's really a university english professor faking it.


I thought i was george w. bush


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-22-2002 05:06:01 AM
quote:
mog had this to say about John Romero:

I thought i was george w. bush
Both.

Hi sucka newbie.

See that picture to the left to see how I feel about you.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 03-22-2002 06:33:56 AM
SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!

[/haze off]

Hehe...

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-22-2002 06:37:44 AM
HELLO HI HI GREETINGS WELCOME
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-22-2002 06:50:11 AM
I like peanuts.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 06:50:20 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on KnightSword!
I made it Cass!!!!

And now you'll never escape =)

Are we still allowed to haze? I remember last time I did someone(I can't remember who, probably Azakias) got mad at me

*Taeldian throws the n00b into a giant blender and sets it to puree!*

Welcome to Evercrest!

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2002 07:34:41 AM
Mortious dumps KnightSword's face into a bucket of sulphuric acid.

Greetings and salutations. Your flesh belongs to me.

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-22-2002 07:36:22 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when KnightSword wrote:
-snip-

Dude, you should have listented to that little voice and stayed away... far away...

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 03-22-2002 07:54:49 AM
quote:
Taeldian had this to say about Pirotess:
And now you'll never escape =)

Are we still allowed to haze? I remember last time I did someone(I can't remember who, probably Azakias) got mad at me

*Taeldian throws the n00b into a giant blender and sets it to puree!*

Welcome to Evercrest!

Me? Get mad for hazing!?

What are you on?!

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 03-22-2002 08:18:06 AM
HEY YO WOAH HELLO GREETINGS!!!!!111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-22-2002 08:34:16 AM
HAELOS AND WELCOEMS!/
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-22-2002 08:41:09 AM
Greeting. I'm Mightion, the resident shiny knight in ( hand-smithed! ) armor.

Well, I see I was too late to keep Mort from playing "Bobbing for Acid" with you, so I'll just say welcome.

That reminds me... one time, I was making some armor....

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2002 08:42:32 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say:
That reminds me... one time, I was making some armor....

Mortious is suddenly glad he doesn't possess ears.

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KnightSword
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 09:43:10 AM
*undergoes massive tissue reconstruction just to get his lips back*

So, when does all this hazing end? Not that I'm complaining it's just I have an interview in a couple of weeks and would like to have more than 80% of my body in one semi-useful state. Or is this one of those places where the hazing on the n00B stops when the next n00B shows up?

KnightSword

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2002 09:46:02 AM
quote:
KnightSword said:
Or is this one of those places where the hazing on the n00B stops when the next n00B shows up?

Sometimes, yes.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-22-2002 09:50:19 AM
Stealthy sig test, no?

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-22-2002 10:02:24 AM
quote:
From the book of Black Mage, chapter 3, verse 16:
Stealthy sig test, no?

No, not stealthy in the least...

Oh, and hi noob.

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Meridian
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 10:05:12 AM
Sometimes the n00b sneaks in under the radar and never GETS hazed.
**************************
Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2002 10:09:57 AM
Wait... a furry?
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-22-2002 10:14:27 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mortious said this:
Wait... a furry?

Well, not anymore, ya dunked the him into acid.

quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Meridian wrote:
Sometimes the n00b sneaks in under the radar and never GETS hazed.

But ya gotta be very careful...or maybe I happened along during a time of peaceful non-hazing.

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Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 10:34:51 AM
I have but one statement for the noob...

Welcome to Corneria!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-22-2002 10:38:01 AM
quote:
RPC stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I have but one statement for the noob...

Welcome to Corneria!

I like swords.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-22-2002 10:39:20 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor impressed everyone with:
I like swords.
*twitch*


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 10:43:22 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I like swords.

Welcome to Corneria!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 03-22-2002 11:04:22 AM
quote:
RPC had this to say about pies:
Welcome to Corneria!

I like swords.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-22-2002 11:22:30 AM
Heya Newbieguy!!

I'm one of the ones who snuck in under the radar... and was therefore, never hazed

Welcome to the madness that is EC, please keep your arms, legs (and tail?) inside the vehicle at all times.


Oh... who am I?
I'm the new Evil... Mort just doesn't realize it yet.

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-22-2002 11:25:02 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Xyrra wrote:
I'm the new Evil... Mort just doesn't realize it yet.
You're the new wanna-be evil. There are two evils on this board, possibly three.

Mort, ultimate evil.
Batty, he really is evil.
The singularity know as "Liquid Gaming Admins". They all hate you. Except maybe Nem-X. He's the ladies man.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-22-2002 12:11:24 PM
quote:
KnightSword was naked while typing this:
Or is this one of those places where the hazing on the n00B stops when the next n00B shows up?

Only occasionally. You aren't particularly obnoxious, so I doubt it'll go that far for you.

quote:
A sleep deprived Meridian stammered:
Sometimes the n00b sneaks in under the radar and never GETS hazed.

Pfft...I wouldn't know anything about that.....

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Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 12:40:39 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Zaile:
I like swords.

Welcome to Corneria!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-22-2002 12:43:14 PM
Densetsu eats the n00b.

The surlfuric acid gives it a zesty aftertaste.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 01:20:09 PM
(wraps herself around KnightSword)

(bats a paw at the hazers)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Eleene
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 01:29:34 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why RPC wrote:
Welcome to Corneria!

I like swords.

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