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Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 01:30:39 PM
quote:
Eleene said this about your mom:
I like swords.

Welcome to Corneria!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-22-2002 01:30:46 PM
ARgarghgararbble


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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ZigZag
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 01:47:31 PM
(tail-waves)
Sabrina - "Is my room this nice?"
ZigZag - "This IS the only room"
Sabrina - "But there's only one bed"
ZigZag - "I've never needed more than one bed before"
Sabrina - "Well what...."
*CLICK!*
Sabrina - "Oh $#&*!"
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Maradon!
posted 03-22-2002 01:48:31 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and ZigZag was all like:
(tail-waves)

OMFG!

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ZigZag
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 01:51:11 PM
(smiles at Maradon)
Sabrina - "Is my room this nice?"
ZigZag - "This IS the only room"
Sabrina - "But there's only one bed"
ZigZag - "I've never needed more than one bed before"
Sabrina - "Well what...."
*CLICK!*
Sabrina - "Oh $#&*!"
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 03-22-2002 01:51:35 PM
*suddenly appears sitting in a chair made of skulls, a horrible, nameless entity an a chain at his side* Hiya. I'm the resident crazy idiot. *holds out a pitcher* Juice?
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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ZigZag
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 01:55:58 PM
quote:
From the book of The Last Strider, chapter 3, verse 16:
*holds out a pitcher* Juice?

(nods)

Please.

Sabrina - "Is my room this nice?"
ZigZag - "This IS the only room"
Sabrina - "But there's only one bed"
ZigZag - "I've never needed more than one bed before"
Sabrina - "Well what...."
*CLICK!*
Sabrina - "Oh $#&*!"
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Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 01:57:53 PM
7up doesn't taste the same if you drop a peppermint into it....

Tastes kinda... strange...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 03-22-2002 01:58:27 PM
quote:
ZigZag had this to say about Optimus Prime:
(nods)

Please.

*pours some odd, thick green liquid from the pitcher into a glass, then grins maniaclly* I didn't say juice of WHAT, did I? *pours her a glass of apple juice from another pitcher, still grinning*

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 02:01:01 PM
ello ello! salutations.. i dont think im a resident anything so dont be worried about me
as long as we dont have another "i love jens" on our hands i think you should be just fine.
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Alaan
posted 03-22-2002 02:14:29 PM
This is the longest n00b intro thread I've seen since I've joined...I think we scared him away though.
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 02:20:04 PM
quote:
Alaan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I think we scared him away though.

(shakes her head)

(smiles)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 03:05:47 PM
quote:
RPC was listening to Cher while typing:
Welcome to Corneria!

I like swords.

Oh, hi, n00ble.


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-22-2002 03:09:55 PM
I'm the other one that escaped the hazing. Welcome to the fun house.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 03:12:25 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie had this to say about Pirotess:
I like swords.

Welcome to Corneria!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-22-2002 03:15:27 PM
Welcome?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-22-2002 03:47:55 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Welcome to Corneria!

I like swords.

Oh, and get over to the Roleplaying forums and read my storylines...yeah...Oh, and no hazing, a friend of Cass is a friend of mine.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 04:35:24 PM
wtf is with the "welcome to corneria".."i like swords" repeating?!?!? am i missing some thing? am i out of some sort of loop?!?!? ahh!
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2002 04:38:18 PM
quote:
Azrael/Cthon wrote:
I like swords.

Welcome to Corneria!

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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 04:40:58 PM
yes lets all mock the imp
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-22-2002 04:48:04 PM
quote:
frolicking imp's account was hax0red to write:
yes lets all mock the imp

Welcome To Corneria!

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 03-22-2002 04:51:05 PM
quote:
This one time, at Elethi camp:
Welcome To Corneria!

I like Swords

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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 04:54:18 PM
this is all too unfair.
stop i say! stop! or i'll.... kick you with my hoove and then frolick on you head!
yea...thats it
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-22-2002 04:55:33 PM
Welcome to Corneria.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 04:57:05 PM
/me kicks D and then promptly frolicks on his head.
take that!
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-22-2002 04:57:50 PM
Dont worry.. we have REGULARS who we still haze!

cue Lenlaron, Ruvyen and Blindy

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 04:58:02 PM
I like swords.
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2002 04:58:37 PM
Welcome to Corneria.
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-22-2002 04:59:43 PM
I like shotguns.

*shoots the Cornerian Guard*

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-22-2002 05:01:01 PM
I like souls.

Khyron drags Artt down to the black abyss.

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 05:05:24 PM
/me hugs khyron and artt
yay, you guys rock!
have a slice of cheesecake!
/me hands out cheesecake to any one who does not say "i like swords" or "welcome to corneria"
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 03-22-2002 05:06:53 PM
I like cupcakes.

*chews. num*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-22-2002 05:09:04 PM
So. How's the weather been today?

I love what you've done with this place. The picture of men's souls being tortured for the whole of eternity is especially outstanding.

I think it could do with some lighting changes, though.

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-22-2002 05:10:44 PM
We had good lighting, unfortunately the demons decided that it'd be fun to see if body parts jammed into light sockets would glow. As you can see... they do.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-22-2002 05:11:21 PM
I like bows! (oh, swords too..)
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-22-2002 05:22:46 PM
Dun worry sweetness, *pokes Impy* I dun know what it means either. *laugh*

*waves allo to da new guy* umm.. ALLO =P

I am the resident.. person.. thing.. *walks away*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Peter
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 05:33:21 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when frolicking imp said this:
wtf is with the "welcome to corneria".."i like swords" repeating?!?!? am i missing some thing? am i out of some sort of loop?!?!? ahh!

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/015.htm
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 06:00:44 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Meridian said:
Sometimes the n00b sneaks in under the radar and never GETS hazed.

Sentow cackles gleefully.

Oh, and hello there, KnightSword. I think you and Ruyven will get along well

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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KnightSword
Pancake
posted 03-22-2002 11:22:57 PM
I would just like to say, that no, I am not frightened. As a matter of fact, compared to some of the boards I frequent, you guys are pretty tame. I mean, the Keenspot boards do some nasty poking on the newbies. I lost an eye to those bastards. You seem like a swell bunch of folks.

*SLURPS CASSANDRA and then cuddlies*

KnightSword

--- <INSERT SIG HERE> ---

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Taylen
Pancake
posted 03-23-2002 12:18:38 AM
If Ruyven doesn't try weilding him.
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
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