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*makes plans to watch*
*sniffles*
Just saw the "Yes it's fake" flashing thing.
EDIT: saw the fake thing just now [ 03-16-2002: Message edited by: NotTrent ]
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damn you
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Nwist had this to say about Captain Planet:
At least it's fake
Yes, it's fake.
But good looking anyways. 
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Tarquinn had this to say about Pirotess:
Yes, it's fake.
But good looking anyways.
If it were real, I'd be watching
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since saturday is the anime one, and sunday is the american one[ 03-16-2002: Message edited by: Shire ]
Very, very, very well done!
Someone should alert Verant, I'm sure they will like it ... and perhaps we will see that [ 03-16-2002: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]
series after all. 
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Shire stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
but its just the front
it would be more believable it was on Sunday and not Saturdaysince saturday is the anime one, and sunday is the american one
I prefer to think of it as Saturday being the cool one and Sunday being the leftovers by Hanna Barbera 
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Trust me, I wouldn't have put that "It's fake" thing on it if I wasn't worried about being sued for using the EQ logo so many times, heh heh
I gotta say, the style looks a helluva lot like the one used in the later episodes of the Batman animated series and Batman Beyond.
Heck..if they oked EQ Table-Top RPing and EQ toys..they have to go into the TV media ;P
EQ me = [ 03-16-2002: Message edited by: Katrinity ]
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Katrinity wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I wish if you tried to push this idea by with Verant, that it'd happen, looks like an awesome showHeck..if they oked EQ Table-Top RPing and EQ toys..they have to go into the TV media ;P
When I win the lottery that'll be the first thing on my list. I can guarantee if I tried to push it through some producers though that the whole thing would end up completely warped, you know how those guys are; if it was going to be done I'd have to have complete creative control 
EDIT: (it's a shame, too... I have some really ambitious ideas [ 03-16-2002: Message edited by: Olethros et Teleute ]
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I hope you don't mind, but I'm passing that on to my two D&D GMs. They both play EQ, and one is also a serious anime fan. They'll get a kick out of it, then spend the next week wishing it was for real.
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Skaw had this to say about Pirotess:
Actually Palador, it was done in the style of the Superman/Batman cartoons, not anime
Yes, but what she likes about anime is that it doesn't get stuck with kiddy storylines just because it's animated.
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Palador ChibiDragon wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
That is mind-blowingly cool!I hope you don't mind, but I'm passing that on to my two D&D GMs. They both play EQ, and one is also a serious anime fan. They'll get a kick out of it, then spend the next week wishing it was for real.
Thanks ! Share away, that's what the site is for
And good job on the Batman Beyond style
And Kal-El [ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]
=) I love this Ole.. *HUGS*
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Sentow had this to say about dark elf butts:
Tundra Jack is the man.
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Meridian had this to say about Robocop:
Wow. But where are the dark elf men?
Look at Mayong Mistmore.. he sorta counts
Olethros is yet again mah hero!
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We were all impressed when Otku wrote:
Its Steel!And Kal-El[/URL]
Let's see ...
Steel vs. Sir Lucan Dlere
Having found himself in the strange and mystical world of Norrath after falling through a random Boom Tube, Steel, not particularly conspicuous since he is mistaken for an armored Erudite paladin, seeks out aid and stumbles into Freeport. The militia, which has no love for paladins, tries to roughhouse him, but are shocked to discover his amazing strength as he shoves them away to protect himself. As more militia men charge him, wanting to punish him for his insolence, Steel uses his repulsors and sends them all flying, knocking back the stragglers with his hammer. Sir Lucan, disturbed by the noise outside of his office, steps out to stop this arrogant paladin himself. Steel backs off and tells him he doesn't want any trouble, that he just wants to get some directions and he'll be on his way. Sir Lucan, however, is less than pleased to see his men strewn about and ignores Steel's pleas. His keen eye trained on the Justice Leaguer, Sir Lucan immediately discerns that Steel is really just a newbie twink, and other than his high-powered armor has no real paladin or fighting abilities. Sir Lucan charges Steel, who defends himself with his hammer, slamming Sir Lucan in the ribs. Sir Lucan absorbs the blow though and grabs Steel's arm, squeezing enough to actually loosen his grip on his hammer, which falls to the ground. Steel is amazed at Sir Lucan's obscene strength and decides to let loose on this one, so he punches Sir Lucan in the chest at full power and sends him flying back against the walls of Freeport. Steel is about to take to the air to get out of range, when Sir Lucan spreads his hand open at him and casts a flash of light at Steel's eyes, blinding him and causing him to not gain air fast enough. Lucan charges Steel and grabs his leg, throwing him to the ground. Lucan attempts to pummel Steel into submission but can't seem to get through his armor, so he grabs the nearest weapon, which is Steel's hammer. Steel tries to defend himself by firing energy blasts but he's still blinded and can't seem to find his target until it's too late : Lucan hits Steel in the head repeatedly with his own hammer until John Henry Irons is knocked unconscious, then continues to pummel him until his helmet caves in and the clanging is replaced with a thick crunch.
Kal-el vs. Kirwan
Kirwan is busy reading his spellbooks in the Oasis of Ro when a loud BOOM shakes the air around him and Superman falls out of the Boom Tube. Disoriented from a previous battle, Superman has yet to realize where he is and continues to fight, swinging at a confused Kirwan and hitting him randomly, sending him flying and hitting a tree. Kirwan, being a level 21 wizard, is immediately extremely damaged doesn't want to stick around, so he quickly dodges another speedy punch by casting Fade, moving a few yards away and confusing Kal-El long enough to Teleport to Greater Faydark so he can hobble to Felwithe for medical aid. Meanwhile, Superman, slowly figuring out what has happened, feels bad for a few seconds until he hears Steel's head go crunch miles away in Freeport...
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Olethros et Teleute had this to say about Pirotess:
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Drat you!
But I have a finite supply of DC Super heroes(all of whom look nothing like the drawings), big enough to outlast even you!
Two of the... people from the GL Tribunal..council... uhh.. place
(Can you keep up? Bwahahahaha! [ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]
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Otku thought about the meaning of life:
Drat you!But I have a finite supply of DC Super heroes(all of whom look nothing like the drawings), big enough to outlast even you!
(Can you keep up? Bwahahahaha!
Watch me rock.
Batgirl vs. Eileen
Along with many of the JLA members, Barbara Gordon is hurled through time and space in a Boom Tube, tumbling into Lavastorm and completely shocked at the alien landscape. At the same time, Eileen turns the corner and bumps into Batgirl face-to-face. Thinking she's in some unknown part of Apokolips, Batgirl strikes at Eileen, who she thinks is one of Darkseid's minions. Meanwhile, Eileen thinks Batgirl is an assassin and defends herself, but not before Batgirl gets in a few quick strikes -- her agility and hand-to-hand fighting skills outmatch the paladin. But Eileen, on her way to Solusek A, had already prepped herself with defensive spells and can absorb the blows without much difficulty, plus in the end she is more experienced in combat than Barbara (note : Eileen is a level 41 paladin). Eileen takes a couple of slices at Batgirl, who can't dodge in time and gets a couple of nasty wounds. She goes for another punch at the paladin and knocks Eileen back. The paladin, not sure what this assailant's full abilities are, decides to take the defensive approach and with a wave of her hand roots Batgirl to the ground. Batgirl is caught completely unaware and Eileen follows up with a stun spell, immediately knocking her out. With her foe unconscious, Eileen considers finishing her off but, being a follower of Erollisi Marr, decides to leave her be and continues on her way. Barbara spends the next few minutes unconscious before goblin scouts track her down and drag her off into slavery.
Guardians of the Galaxy vs. Schatz and Zippou
At the behest of Green Lantern, the Guardians search time and space for the missing Leaguers, finally targetting the planet of Norrath but not being able to lock on them due to the magical protection of its gods, a couple teleport there to try and find them. They appear in Qeynos, where the gnome brothers Schatz and Zippou are having afternoon tea. The Guardians demand to know where their friends are being held, at which the gnomes look at each other confused, then look back at the Guardians and shrug. The Guardians exert some of their power in the area and cause the land to shake, once again demanding to know. Being the heroic types, Schatz and Zippou jump down from their chairs and put up their dukes, looking adorably cute and brave. The Guardians take this as a challenge and raise their hands, energy crackling and power spewing forth, when suddenly there is a loud barking sound behind them and Fippy Darkpaw jumps out of nowhere, attempting to take over Qeynos by himself once again. The Guardians are distracted just long enough for these amazing gnomes to gather their powers and spells in order. Fippy is launched over the walls with a smokey trail behind him and the Guardians turn around to deal with the gnomes, but instead turn to face an animated sword and shield and an earth elemental, both of whom pummel the Guardians repeatedly while Schatz blankets them repeatedly in mezmerization and Zippou rains blades and fire all over them. The Guardians, unable to fight back, run for their lives like the cowardly punkasses they are and the gnomes go back to having afternoon tea, pondering the strange occurrences for a couple of minutes. The Guardians, having eluded the elemtnals and rain of spells, prepare to go back and fight the gnomes when they notice the words Qeynos Acqueducts on the walls and turn around at the sound of wailing and rustling robes. Spectre scythes chop them up into little bits and rats finish off the remains.
You didn't think I was going to let my two favorite gnomes lose, did you ?
EDIT: Fixed Eileen's image [ 03-18-2002: Message edited by: Olethros et Teleute ]
