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Olethros et Teleute had this to say about Robocop:
Barbara spends the next few minutes unconscious before goblin scouts track her down and drag her off into slavery.
You do realize that you just summed about about half of the DC Comics lemon 'fics in existence with that one sentence, right? 
EDIT: Forgot the smiley... I always forget the smiley... [ 03-18-2002: Message edited by: Mooj ]
I've gotten several favorable responses to it when I've showed it to friends of mine, including one death threat when I pointed out the "It's a joke." 
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Check out the big brain on Olethros et Teleute!
Barbara spends the next few minutes unconscious before goblin scouts track her down and drag her off into slavery.
Or, she gets drug off to be Lord Nagafen's latest snack. After all, if his goblins don't bring him something to eat, they become something to eat.
(This post brought to you by the Dragons' Dietary Council)
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Verily, Mooj doth proclaim:
[QB]You do realize that you just summed about about half of the DC Comics lemon 'fics in existence with that one sentence, right?
[QB]
I'll leave that to another DC Universe-based website
Thanks for the compliments, by the way !
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Mooj's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Though, on a completely different note, yes, the site so totally ownz!I've gotten several favorable responses to it when I've showed it to friends of mine, including one death threat when I pointed out the "It's a joke."
I was very careful to point that out to my friends before they ever looked at it. Otherwise, one of them might have hurt me.
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Mooj spewed forth this undeniable truth:
DC Comics lemon 'fics
Lemon 'fics?
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Cuba:
Lemon 'fics?
Smut-fics. Pr0n stories.
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Mooj was naked while typing this:
Smut-fics. Pr0n stories.
I asked because I saw this phrase used on another thread a few days ago. Something about the Blackburrow Gnolls, hapless newbies, and lemon fanfics.
I really don't want to think about that, do I? 
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There was much rejoicing when Palador ChibiDragon said this:
I asked because I saw this phrase used on another thread a few days ago. Something about the Blackburrow Gnolls, hapless newbies, and lemon fanfics.
I really don't want to think about that, do I?
Heh heh heh, depends on if your door swings that way.
Just to see how weird some people can be.
GRAMMER OF WHORE SkCOOL!!!
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Olethros et Teleute was all like:
Defeated again!
Grr..
...and a bonus!
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We were all impressed when Otku wrote:
Defeated again!Random Raver girl from the Batman Beyond universe
reminds me more of the joker's sidekick.. Harle ? [ 03-18-2002: Message edited by: Anklebitur D'gnome ]
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So quoth Otku:
Defeated again!Grr..
Darkseid
Super Boy!
...and a bonus!
Random Raver girl from the Batman Beyond universe
/em pops knuckles.
Darkseid vs. Emperor Crush
Hurling the Man of Steel through a Boom Tube, Darkseid jumps through after him but a gravity storm causes him to set down in a completely different location on Norrath. Landing in the middle of Castle Crushbone, the orcs immediately percieve the master of Apokolips as a threat and charge him. Without even moving, Darkseid emits and energy field around himself and incinerates every orc in the throne room. Hearing the short conflagration downstairs, Emperor Crush runs down the stairs with his royal guard and Ambassador Dvinn and rushes into the fray, only to meet face to face with Darkseid. Darkseid simply and sternly asks, "Where is Kal-el?" Crush and staff, wondering where the throne room guards are and not knowing exactly what this stranger is wanting, decide to kill him and sort out the questions later. The entire group rush him with a loud bellowous roar, only the be enveloped by Omega beams and disintegrated immediately. Darkseid, deciding Superman is not here, steps out of the castle with the intent of hunting across Norrath until he finds the last son of Krypton.
Superboy vs. Shiften
While trying to help two opposing guilds figure out who's supposed to get first crack at Ragefire, Shiften is immediately slammed by Superboy, who has been chased about Nagafen's Lair by all sorts of beasts and, using his completely inept detective skills, has discerned that Shiften runs the show here. Shiften, while within his rights to suspend Superboy for attacking a GM, gives Superboy a warning and tells him not to do that again. Superboy demands to be teleported back to his friends and out of this deathtrap, but Shiften regrets to inform him he's not allowed to Gate players. Taking this as a threat, Superboy decides pummeling Shiften into submission will get some results and flies into the GM at full speed. The blow knocks Shiften back but does no damage, but Superboy follows through with a couple of tactile-telekinesis punches, knocking Shiften into a nearby lava pool. Stepping out of the lava, Shiften has gotten annoyed and tells Superboy that this is his last warning, if he doesn't back off and leave the area at once his account will be suspended. Superboy ignores Shiften's demands and once more flies at him. "Enough is enough," thinks Shiften, and he proceeds to Cazic Touch Superboy, reducing the Boy of Steel's body to a smouldering black skeleton. Shiften excuses himself from the still-bickering guilds, teleports to the zoneline to Lavastorm, and summons Superboy's body : he figures once Superboy has gotten back and looted his corpse, he'll suspend his account for a week. Unfortunately, Superboy is not bound in Norrath, or anywhere else for that matter...
Random Batmand Beyond girl (we'll choose Max) vs. Firiona Vie [ 03-18-2002: Message edited by: Olethros et Teleute ]
After a botched Evacuation spell from one of her party members, Firiona Vie finds herself in the harsh and dark future of Gotham City on earth. Wandering the streets trying to find a way home, still regal and proud as she always has been, when she sees a nearby 3D movie advertisement of "Invaders from Space" and mistakes it for an attacking monster, swinging through it and smashing a nearby window with her staff. Max Gibson, who is passing nearby and hyped up after hearing of Batman's latest adventures, sees this strangely dressed vandal and thinks she can prove she's superhero material if she beats this wanna-be villain, so she jumps Firiona and tells her to give up, attempting to put her in a choke hold. Firiona, acting quickly and instictively, slips out of Max's grip with ease, slips her staff under Max's legs and sweeps her to the ground, and drawing her sword from its sheath in one motion nails Max to the concrete. Wiping the blood off on the unstained parts of Max's shirt, Firiona puts her sword back and continues on her way to find a way back home, hoping no other assailants will force her to take their lives. Meanwhile, Terry McGinnis goes on the warpath to find who eviscerated his friend in the middle of the street, but some typical disaster takes place in Gotham, distracting him from hunting Max's killer long enough for Firiona to find a way back to Norrath without incident. Bruce Wayne makes Terry feel guilty for failing to catch her.
j00 still rock nonetheless =)
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Olethros et Teleute wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Random Batmand Beyond girl (we'll choose Max) vs. Firiona Vie
Im...poss..ible...
*has the camer do a close up and flies off in what seems to be a twirling glass plane* [ 03-18-2002: Message edited by: Otku ]
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Black Mage's fortune cookie read:
I'm morbidly interested in these EQ Lemons.Just to see how weird some people can be.
Now that I've thought about it, same here.
Anyway, back to the REAL topic of this thread.
Olethros, are you planning to do any updates to the characters that don't have histories posted yet? Also, what's the story behind that Vah Shir's hat?
--Wurmslayer2k
http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=168695
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Palador ChibiDragon wrote this stupid crap:
Olethros, are you planning to do any updates to the characters that don't have histories posted yet? Also, what's the story behind that Vah Shir's hat?
Yup, the others will have histories, I'm just a little busy with school at the moment so they have to remain Coming Soon for now 
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As for Kriggan's hat, he used to be a dark elf (he was my Lead GM when I was the GM for AYonae Ro) and he had this great editted screenshot of himself with one of the Othmir hats on his character's head. He has since changed his avatar to Vah Shir, but to honor him I made sure to let him keep his shriner hat .
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Synjari also wrote this stuff:
OLETHROS! HAVE MY CHILDREN! Oh wait.. that is impossible.. oh well.. *walks away*
Hey, with science anything is possible (ever see Schwartzenegger in Junior?)
TROLL LOVERS UNITE!
I mean, wtf! You even have an OGRE there! And everyone knows that Trolls > Ogres
nope.. I'm still blown away by the site...
it makes me cry
...
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This insanity brought to you by Olethros et Teleute:
*Insert Really Good Story*You didn't think I was going to let my two favorite gnomes lose, did you
The fact that the gnomes won, made me very happy. Good work Olethros.
I was also very upset when I saw the words 'It's fake' but I think it's a good concept and would love to see it on TV, or even for download.
Ozius
