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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 02:13:08 PM
...adult arcane caster around here, dangit.

Other contenders in the arcanist thing are:

1. Malbi:
Subject, at some point having pissed off a dragon, had a freak accident that detonated his head, replacing it instead with a perpetually-burning mageflame.

2. BlackMage:
Subject is an animated set of wearer-less wizard clothes. Go figure.

3. Skaw:
Obsessed with his so called "snake stick". In my day we just called it "draining the lizard" but whatever...

4. Falaanla:
Uber Pet Indeed...

5. Maradon:
Adult body, 3-month-old capability to whine.

6. Drysart:
...yeah we all know about Drysart...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-20-2002 02:23:13 PM
Define "Normal". If being some kind of Dragon still leaves you "normal", then what about me?
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 02:25:13 PM
You grew out of being someone else's decapitated head.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 02:27:09 PM
er..I should have set the tag as "funny". this is all humor folks...sorry I didn't make it clear to start
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-20-2002 02:28:03 PM
hehe what about you my multiple personalitied friend? :P

hardly normal!

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 02:37:12 PM
I only have one personality. The player has other characters, but I just have one personality...with occasional bouts of manic destructiveness.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 02:56:32 PM
Currently my study in the arcane is limited to learning how to summon (_|_).
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 01-20-2002 02:58:19 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I only have one personality. The player has other characters, but I just have one personality...with occasional bouts of manic destructiveness.

suuure and i bet your not secretly stealing my brainwaves!

well dont wory MRAGENT ORANGE ROBOT you cant have em anymore!!! I HAVE ENCASED MY HEAD IN A FISHBOWL OF MECURY!!

ow.... why am i so cold now...

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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 01-20-2002 02:59:51 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about dark elf butts:
Currently my study in the arcane is limited to learning how to summon (_|_).

Be careful... do a very bad miscast, and you might end up replacing your butt with that...

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 03:01:31 PM
...yeah.

Installs Arrenn and Kinanik as guards to keep the Crazy Monkah away

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 01-20-2002 03:45:10 PM
You forget about the crazy pyromanic Len!

Oh...wait...

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-20-2002 03:55:24 PM
*perches on Deth's head*

O'course I'm adult, normal, all that stuff. What fun is learning how to warp things/people in odd, unnatural ways if you can't have fun with it? Waste of good talent, and good fun, I say.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-20-2002 05:12:48 PM
Hey! What about Pved?

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-20-2002 05:15:08 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was all like:
5. Maradon:
Adult body, 3-month-old capability to whine.

It's getting old. It was never funny. Lay off.

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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 05:19:13 PM
I found someone who whines about the 'cube worse then Maradon.

Tom, our local EB worker.. He says SSBM "sucks" because there are clipping issues. He points out the fact that you can jump through the wing of the Great Fox.

Stupid people make my ears bleed.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 01-20-2002 05:20:10 PM
/me throws banannas for Cadga
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Malbi
posted 01-20-2002 07:10:56 PM
ROFL
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 07:55:58 PM
Clarifying a few things...

6. (think I'm on 6)Solstyce:
Pixies are not normal. Not even pixies in leather. And certainly not face-eating bondage pixies in leather with fangs.

7. Lenlaron:
People required by act of Congress to carry a fire extinguisher around with them are not normal.

8. Pvednes:
HE TYPES IN ORANGE! That can't be normal.

[ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

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Ozimander
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posted 01-20-2002 07:58:50 PM
Um...Hi. I am a normal arcane caster.

Ozius

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 08:03:46 PM
10. (I mis-numbered the last batch) Ozius:
Nope. You got hit by a curse from Lord Voldemort when you were an infant and have that lightning shaped scar. Plus you're not an adult.
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Folx
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 08:05:59 PM
*one of Folx's characters (and another former member of this board's previous character) steps out*

Cantor Trinkett: Hey! I'm normal! That is, if you consider a bardic warrior mage who loves to cast conflagration normal... And then, of course, there's my dark side... and my paladinial side... I much prefer my bardic side, though. So that makes me a multi-personalitied bardic (or dark or paladinial) warrior mage who loves to cast confalgration on everything and speaks often in runon sentences... That's pretty much normal, right?
Of course... then, you have to consider the fact that I have no idea of what my real name is. I'm partially high elf, partially wood elf, and partially dark elf, but that's all I know about my lineage...

So... I'm a multipersonalitied high/wood/dark elf bardic/dark/paladinial warrior mage that loves to cast conflagration on everything, especially other people, and talks in runon sentences that might even be in old english!

Yeah, that's normal.

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Meow, I say!
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Ozimander
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posted 01-20-2002 08:06:21 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about pies:
10. (I mis-numbered the last batch) Ozius:
Nope. You got hit by a curse from Lord Voldemort when you were an infant and have that lightning shaped scar. Plus you're not an adult.


#1 I hate you
#2 Your right, I am young

Ozius

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-20-2002 08:13:20 PM
Deth isn't normal!

He's also a panda, and he's married to Lyinar, who is so not normal she drains normalness out of her surroundings.

Deth = not normal

However, weird is good.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 08:24:02 PM
Nope...no can't hold someone accountable for their relationships. I mean you're in a relationship with a scantily-clad bellydancing hobbit.

Likewise I don't think it's fair to base normal on race. I never said you were abnormal because you're a werepanther, and Chibi wasn't abnormal because he's a dragon...sooooo....

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-20-2002 08:27:33 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Nope...no can't hold someone accountable for their relationships. I mean you're in a relationship with a scantily-clad bellydancing hobbit.

Deth: Do I look like a hobbit to you? plays a halfling, but that doesn't mean she IS one..

Current, I'm a 5'8 inch scanitly clad bellydancer.. which isn't all THAT wierd. Knows LOTS of people who bellydance

So Pbbbbt!

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Ozimander
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posted 01-20-2002 08:27:55 PM
You test things on people, unwillingly.

Do ahead, deny it or cover it up with fancy words to make it seem otherwise. Again, these are opinions. You think I am very much like Harry Potter while our family life, age, apperance, attitude and lifestyles are diffrent.

Ozius

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 08:35:26 PM
Gikk: I was teasing, and I'm sorry if I crossed a line.

Oz: That makes me immoral and unethical and perhaps evil. Not abnormal. And of course you live a different life...the stories were BASED on you, not taken verbatim.

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-20-2002 08:41:22 PM
I'm normal!
Veni, vidi, vici
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 08:44:06 PM
11. Fennar:
A giant woman-eating roach. Nope. Not going to go any further.
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Ozimander
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posted 01-20-2002 08:45:30 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Gikk: I was teasing, and I'm sorry if I crossed a line.

Oz: That makes me immoral and unethical and perhaps evil. Not abnormal. And of course you live a different life...the stories were BASED on you, not taken verbatim.


So unethical, evil and immoral are NORMAL? I think not.

As for the Harry Potter issue, I am going to cut you up and eat you.

Ozius

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-20-2002 08:47:57 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael!
Gikk: I was teasing, and I'm sorry if I crossed a line.


Just wonders where "So Pbbt.
Means "I'm so pissed at you I can't see stright.. [/i]

I was just clarifying. but ti's not THAT weird. =P

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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 01-20-2002 08:50:48 PM
I can cast spells. Does that make me a magician?
Delphi
I walk in the Light
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I fear no Evil
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 08:55:12 PM
You act like I vivisect people without anesthesia, yeesh. The only person I've performed major surgical alteration on is Arrenn, and he was both entirely willing and also adequately compensated. Plus he rather enjoys the augmentations.

Now stop pestering me before I tell Finch you're out of your dormitory past curfew.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 08:56:54 PM
Delphi you're a paladin. Not an arcane caster. You're some sort of divine caster...

Plus you're "Sex-u-al Ha-rass-ment Paladin"

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 01-20-2002 08:57:24 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
You test things on people, unwillingly.

Ozius

quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
That makes me immoral and unethical and perhaps evil.

You're saying that like it's a bad thing. Tolerance, people.

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Ozimander
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posted 01-20-2002 09:00:59 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You act like I vivisect people without anesthesia, yeesh. The only person I've performed major surgical alteration on is Arrenn, and he was both entirely willing and also adequately compensated. Plus he rather enjoys the augmentations.

Now stop pestering me before I tell Finch you're out of your dormitory past curfew.


YUOR!/ braen Szi Mine!!!/111//f/d

Ozius

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-20-2002 09:02:52 PM
You said I'm abnormal just 'cause I'm a pixie! If you're not gonna judge other people on race, dun judge me. I like bein' a pixie.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-20-2002 09:08:38 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael!
Delphi you're a paladin. Not an arcane caster. You're some sort of divine caster...

Plus you're "Sex-u-al Ha-rass-ment Paladin"


Can't stop laughing!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 09:13:10 PM
My argument is that being immoral and evil doesn't make me abnormal, not that there's anything wrong with immoral and evil.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-20-2002 09:15:52 PM
If I allow pixies to be normal, I have to allow roaches to be normal. Insectoid casters are not normal.
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