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Topic: Freaky test
diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-09-2002 05:42:58 PM
dere seems ta be uh trend uh-bout posting tests. me neber post one so me decide why not. me tink dis one freaky. it find out me male. it ask questions den says whut gender you are.
http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-09-2002 08:47:08 PM
93% sure I'm a male.

Good to know.

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-09-2002 09:13:16 PM
They are 80% confident that ->*I*<- am a woman.

Yes that is correct. They do NOT have me on the fringes somewhere... they are convinced (80% certainty) that I am a woman.

Oh my lord.

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-09-2002 09:14:30 PM
83% that I am a guy.
Veni, vidi, vici
Maradon!
posted 01-09-2002 09:15:04 PM
quote:
Woody had this to say about Punky Brewster:
They are 80% confident that ->*I*<- am a woman.

Bitch!

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-09-2002 09:19:34 PM
86% confidence I'm a man.

I'm a man, baby!

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 01-09-2002 09:20:29 PM
They are 86% confident that I am a woman.

Although it's dead center on the test results.

Every. Single. Time. I take that damn test, I get dead center with a slight tilt towards female. Why? WHY? ...

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-09-2002 09:22:12 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams had this to say about Punky Brewster:
They are 86% confident that I am a woman.

Although it's dead center on the test results.

Every. Single. Time. I take that damn test, I get dead center with a slight tilt towards female. Why? WHY? ...


That sigpic may be to blame....

Veni, vidi, vici
Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 01-09-2002 09:23:26 PM
No. Go away.
Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-09-2002 09:24:04 PM
Hey Maradon. How about I tell you to eat large portions of my shit? Bottom dwelling flame whore.

When you're done licking my boots get back in line to get owned again.

Sophomoric juvenile wretch.

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-09-2002 09:27:04 PM
This won't end well.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Steven Steve
posted 01-09-2002 09:27:53 PM
80% sure I a woman

slut

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 01-09-2002 09:29:31 PM
quote:
Woody impressed everyone with:
Hey Maradon. How about I tell you to eat large portions of my shit? Bottom dwelling flame whore.

When you're done licking my boots get back in line to get owned again.

Sophomoric juvenile wretch.


If I laugh at you will you take offense?

"EAT MY SHIT FLAME WHORE!!"

Oh the irony, hehe

Taylen
Pancake
posted 01-09-2002 09:41:42 PM
They were 80% sure I was a women too.

Apperently guys aren't allowed to be sensitive and think nuclear war isn't neat.

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 01-09-2002 09:44:08 PM
Used to be 96% sure I was female.

Now it's only 92% sure.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 01-09-2002 09:44:36 PM
90% sure that i am a woman... i should be afraid right now...
Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-09-2002 09:46:28 PM
You called me bitch without provocation. The only people that can be considered bitches are the ones that take your ignorant self-centered gibberish with a smile.

If someone I like or respected responded with bitch... such as Bajah, Cadga, Rowyl, Peach, Josef... anyone that's not know for long lapses into ignorance basically, I would have immediately taken it as a joke.

You on the other hand have proven time and time again that if anything varies from you opinion or estimation of the situation that you can not handle it and go off on your own little whimpering/whining tangents.

Now... I suggest you scurry back off to have mummy cook you din-din and leave attempts at being clever to those who can handle it junior.

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-09-2002 09:49:55 PM
80% man. That's good.

Apparently, men are dumber. If you know a lot of useless stuff, it thinks you're more likely to be a woman.

I would agree. We're not that bright.

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-09-2002 09:57:18 PM
I think there are some issues in there with pattern and color sensitivity as well.

Creative and intelligent men would be more apt to pick those things that the test are classifying as feminine.

I think there is a fair sum of macho-ism in there too. Where the answer they expect the man to give is based on him being "macho".

**shrugs**
I dunno.

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-09-2002 10:00:29 PM
Yeah...stereotype city.

I said that clams were alive.

Taylen
Pancake
posted 01-09-2002 10:01:13 PM
You are probably right Woody. Alot of abitrary stuff is associated with men and women like colors and shapes and artistic feelings.
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-09-2002 10:02:34 PM
Man, 80% confidence. Time to go kick some ass
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-09-2002 10:14:36 PM
88% confidence that I am a MAN.


omfg

Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-09-2002 10:19:43 PM
86% Woman, hear me roar!!
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-09-2002 10:23:39 PM
86% confidence that I am a Woman.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-09-2002 10:25:03 PM
80% sure I'm male. I'm as much of a man as Suchii is!
Led
*kaboom*
posted 01-09-2002 10:34:11 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about John Romero:
80% sure I'm male. I'm as much of a man as Suchii is!

Bend over!

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-09-2002 10:45:09 PM
quote:
Suchii stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Bend over!

Miss, you are betrothen to another. I shall not bend over for thee!

Think I want Bajah killing me? My mother didn't raise many fools.

Yes, the word "many" is intentional.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 01-09-2002 11:18:44 PM
66% chance I am a man.

And nucelar war WOULD be neat. If you weren't caught in it. Or maybe just the thought of racing around with a shotgun and a motorcycle in a postapocalyptic world is really, really cool.

M'eh.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 01-09-2002 11:37:52 PM
80% says I'm a woman.

Although I got stuck in the middle of that little spread sheet.

Anyone else think that woman reminds them of Pat?

Ferrel!
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-09-2002 11:39:32 PM
88% sure I'm a woman.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-10-2002 12:00:01 AM
*carts Woody off to do woman stuff* Oh, those shoes... PERFECT..

86% sure I'm a woman.. though last time I took it I think i was only 79%.. i'm getting more girly..

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 01-10-2002 12:00:21 AM
Woohoo! This is the 6th time I've taken this test, and it's the first time it's ever gotten it right. I think they're improving.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-10-2002 12:10:10 AM
quote:
Woody had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
They are 80% confident that ->*I*<- am a woman.

Bitch!

<hides>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 01-10-2002 12:12:13 AM
86% female...

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-10-2002 12:31:01 AM
92% male. OH YEAH!
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Rowyl
Pancake
posted 01-10-2002 02:35:03 AM
Hmm, it said I was a woman too with 80% confidence. Ah well...

I don't mind.

-Rowyl
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-10-2002 02:53:05 AM
86% certain I am a... ... MAN???!?!!????

o_0




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-10-2002 04:02:28 AM
quote:
AbbigailSD had this to say about Tron:
86% certain I am a... ... MAN???!?!!????

o_0


It all makes sense now! You weren't REALLY angry at all the dick-waving, you were just jealous!

<runs and hides!>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-10-2002 05:23:57 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Tron:
It all makes sense now! You weren't REALLY angry at all the dick-waving, you were just jealous!

<runs and hides!>



hehehehehe

*finds a BIG knife and chases Snoota*

Loreena Bobbit was only missing out on the gaffa tape and she'd have it down perfect!! I won't make that mistake!!

*waves the roll of gaffa tape in the air as she chases Snoota*




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Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

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