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Topic: Freaky test
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-10-2002 05:34:40 AM
quote:
Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

That's good to know. And with 93% confidence, no less.

How was I to know men aren't supposed to realize clams are alive?

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

nem-x
posted 01-10-2002 05:37:42 AM
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-10-2002 05:39:36 AM
and for those that asked (or wondered..)

Gaffa Tape = Aussie lingo for Duct Tape

I forgot what y'all call it (darn mental blanks at 12.30am)...




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-10-2002 05:39:48 AM
quote:
Woody had this to say about pies:
I think there are some issues in there with pattern and color sensitivity as well.

Creative and intelligent men would be more apt to pick those things that the test are classifying as feminine.

I think there is a fair sum of macho-ism in there too. Where the answer they expect the man to give is based on him being "macho".

**shrugs**
I dunno.


I don't think it's arbitrary.

It says it classifies people based upon historical data from people of both genders. So blame stupid people on the internet, rather than the test.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mod
Pancake
posted 01-10-2002 05:45:45 AM
93% male. Hm, interesting. I'll make a prinout of that an wear it around my neck or something
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Maradon!
posted 01-10-2002 06:16:03 AM
quote:
Woody impressed everyone with:
You called me bitch without provocation.

Funny, I thought it was a joke. You know, the whole "female test" thingy. I would have said the same thing to anyone who'd been proven female, you just happened to be the first.

Kinda strange how quickly you assume the offensive, then call me a flame whore.

quote:
If someone I like or respected responded with bitch... such as Bajah, Cadga, Rowyl, Peach, Josef... anyone that's not know for long lapses into ignorance basically, I would have immediately taken it as a joke.

But since you've decided to be a belligerent fuck with an irrational dislike for me, you felt it would be OK to flame away.

I do too honestly. Flames generally need to have some basis in reality to have any impact at all, and since yours, heh, really don't they're mildly amusing at best. So go right ahead and flame my every post. Keep on telling yourself your JUSTIFIED in doing so, that it makes you COOL. I'll just keep laughing at you.

quote:
You on the other hand have proven time and time again that if anything varies from you opinion or estimation of the situation that you can not handle it and go off on your own little whimpering/whining tangents.

You know you're right! I should automatically adopt your opinions, since disagreeing with you is obviously a baaad thing (independent thought!? Oh no!!). Disagreeing with Woody is tantamount to intolerance!! I've been such a bad boy!!

Maybe once you've cooled down a bit you'll read this again and realize how rediculous you sound

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-10-2002 06:36:17 AM
92% male

raaarr!

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-10-2002 07:36:45 AM
65% sure that I'm... a man?

Highly amusing, though off base.. doesn't account for the tomboy gene at all!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-10-2002 08:07:01 AM
I AER A MAN?!?!?!?

*looks down*

I AER A MAN!!!

86% sure, anyway.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-10-2002 08:35:26 AM
86% sure I'm a man!

Oh yea!

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 01-10-2002 08:37:39 AM
Wow, I am more of a man than most of the men here.

Since when does logical thinking = maleness?

Steven Steve
posted 01-10-2002 08:42:51 AM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Robocop:
66% chance I am a man.

And nucelar war WOULD be neat. If you weren't caught in it. Or maybe just the thought of racing around with a shotgun and a motorcycle in a postapocalyptic world is really, really cool.

M'eh.


If there's a nuclear war, you're caught in it. O_o

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 01-10-2002 11:45:49 AM
quote:
Woody had this to say about Cuba:
[QB]You called me bitch without provocation.[QB]

That's called "sarcasm"


*beats UBB with a stick*

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Jalal d'Varr ]

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-10-2002 12:21:41 PM
Yadda yadda it's sarcasm yadda yadda not justified blah blah blah still ignorant.

Hey man... you're the one whose posts were so stupid and pointless for so long that a big black box was placed over your all of posts.

Now see part of the humor here, for me, lies in that, I've never responded directly to anything you've posted. Until you called me a Bitch and thought it was somehow funny that is.

I also seem to remember this rather lengthy discussion, at my expense, about the requirement of a smiley being inserted at the end of sarcastic statement so that the post is shown to be humorous. I'm just going by the rules you people levied upon me.

And here is where I'd like to point the finger at Snoota. You see that little "hides" thing? That's enough to show me it's in jest.

Whether I care for you personally, or care for what you post, does not change the fact that I was simply posting the result of a test that I was linked to. At no point should you have felt comfortable enough with me to call me a bitch without making damn sure people knew you were joking (see the rules you people levied upon me, above). I've never spoken to you, you've never spoken to me. You do not have the right. Simple as that.

And as BloodSage would say: "For the sake of accuracy."
I'm a dickhead... NOT a bitch.

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: Woody ]

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-10-2002 12:31:56 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
So blame stupid people on the internet, rather than the test.

**laughs**

I just thought it was amusing that it boasted 100% accuracy and about half of the people reporting their score here are reporting that the test got it wrong.

I'd wager a guess that a majority of those people's positions in the pink and purple "placement" chart was very close to the middle.

My wife tested as 80% man. I watched as she answered the questions. I knew it was going to tell her that she was a man. When you look at the questions, you can usually tell which answer is "supposed to be" masculine and which one is "supposed to be" feminine.

Bloodsage, $50 says you and I could write a test that's more accurate.

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-10-2002 12:36:05 PM
quote:
Woody had this to say about (_|_):
**laughs**

I just thought it was amusing that it boasted 100% accuracy and about half of the people reporting their score here are reporting that the test got it wrong.

I'd wager a guess that a majority of those people's positions in the pink and purple "placement" chart was very close to the middle.

My wife tested as 80% man. I watched as she answered the questions. I knew it was going to tell her that she was a man. When you look at the questions, you can usually tell which answer is "supposed to be" masculine and which one is "supposed to be" feminine.

Bloodsage, $50 says you and I could write a test that's more accurate.



I think it's more for the "hehe" fun factor

I'd boast 100% accuracy too...gets more people to try it out

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-10-2002 12:38:40 PM
quote:
It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!

Ha har!
93% sure.

I'm amazed to be honest.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-10-2002 12:40:58 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Reynar was all like:
I'd boast 100% accuracy too...gets more people to try it out

Reynar I think I'm 100% accurate in saying that you have atleast 1 finger or that you type with your nose really well.

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-10-2002 12:44:40 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Woody was all like:
Reynar I think I'm 100% accurate in saying that you have atleast 1 finger or that you type with your nose really well.



I use my toes

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 01-10-2002 12:46:22 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Cuba:
I use my toes

Durnit!
**laughs**

I should have said atleast one appendage. But then again... I don't want to think about the potential responses.
**grins**

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-10-2002 12:48:05 PM
quote:
Woody stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Durnit!
**laughs**

I should have said atleast one appendage. But then again... I don't want to think about the potential responses.
**grins**


That would take some practice

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 01-10-2002 12:50:53 PM
Some practice and quite possibly some Viagra. *grins*

83% sure I'm a man.

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