Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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The Last Strider had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Can the guys around here stop with the penis thing already?!
You got a problem with my penis? It's because it's so big, isn't it? WELL YOU CAN SHOVE IT, MR. SMALL PENIS!
Any other stupid questions?
Thanks,
-Tok
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The Last Strider had this to say about Robocop:
Can the guys around here stop with the penis thing already?!
I don't like you, therefore you must have a smaller penis than me. It is evident my phallic prowress is intimidating you enough to whine. 
Oh, and for the record Toktuk (and Vorbis!), my penis is so big it has a penis of it's own.
Penis joke courtesy of Drew Carrey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer." [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: The Last Strider ]
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
Just wondering...
-Tok
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The Last Strider had this to say about Cuba:
I knew I'd get replies like this, but NOOOOO, I had to post this topic ANYWAY. Sheesh.Oh, and for the record Toktuk (and Vorbis!), my penis is so big it has a penis of it's own.
Penis joke courtesy of Drew Carrey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer."
Well my penis is so large it has it's own wife. So neener.
quote:No, I am actually that stupid.
Toktuk had this to say about Pirotess:
Hey Strider, are you trying to fulfill your title, or are you really that stupid?Just wondering...
-Tok
Thank you, drive through.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Maradön? had this to say about pies:
You're all copying off me
No, you copied off of me. Because my penis is larger than yours, I can claim everything!
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about dark elf butts:
No, you copied off of me. Because my penis is larger than yours, I can claim everything!
Pfft, Ogre penises are the biggest penises around, everyone knows that. And they are certianly, like, a bajilion times bigger than a Strider penis!
-Tok
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The Last Strider had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
No, I am actually that stupid.Thank you, drive through.
I think you have some sort of homophobia, you should rid yourself of it, just to be politically correct...or something. 
-Tok
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Toktuk impressed everyone with:
Pfft, Ogre penises are the biggest penises around, everyone knows that. And they are certianly, like, a bajilion times bigger than a Strider penis!
-Tok
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Toktuk thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Pfft, Ogre penises are the biggest penises around, everyone knows that. And they are certianly, like, a bajilion times bigger than a Strider penis!
-Tok
Dragon penii are like, the size of an ogre. Neener.
"Ah, you don't need one of those, son. The men in our family have penises."
quote:I'm not homophobic. I'm just annoyed at how every damned thread is filled with penis comparisons! Are we really that insecure about our manhood?
Toktuk had this to say about Cuba:
I think you have some sort of homophobia, you should rid yourself of it, just to be politically correct...or something.-Tok
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
cuz ima hamster biotch!
But I'm sure it's a huge grave.
Sheesh....
Edit for spelling....stoopid keyboard... [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: AbbigailSD ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Dr. Vorbis was all like:
Dragon penii are like, the size of an ogre. Neener.
Hey! Leave me out of this!
At a cast party once, one of my friends got piss drunk on shots of tequila and passed out almost immediately on the table. My other friends were hovering over him, also drunk.
"Oh man, we have so got to do something to him while he's out!" says one of them.
So, one of the guys unzips his pants, whips out his cock and slaps the passed out guy across the face with his member.
True story.
quote:*falls over laughing*
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
True Story TimeAt a cast party once, one of my friends got piss drunk on shots of tequila and passed out almost immediately on the table. My other friends were hovering over him, also drunk.
"Oh man, we have so got to do something to him while he's out!" says one of them.
So, one of the guys unzips his pants, whips out his cock and slaps the passed out guy across the face with his member.
True story.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
big stupid oafs
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Comrade_Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
This penis party has got to go!
Hey hey! Ho ho!
This Penis Party has got to go!
Hey hey! Ho ho!
haha that was a good movie "everyone gets laid"
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Comrade_Snoota had this to say about pies:
This penis party has got to go!
Hey hey! Ho ho!
This Penis Party has got to go!
Hey hey! Ho ho!
PCU! Hurrah!
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Tron:
This thread is hilarious.
/agree
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We were all impressed when Toktuk wrote:
Pfft, Ogre penises are the biggest penises around, everyone knows that. And they are certianly, like, a bajilion times bigger than a Strider penis!
-Tok
And people wonder why I like Tok so much.
Hmm? somebody say something bout Penii?
ill just insult thier posting names and in yoru case its REAL easy to make fun of Mr "i had 450 strider related names before Drys threatened to ban me for it" man!
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Mortious Shadowstalker wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm undead, my penis lays rotted in some forgotten grave....But I'm sure it's a huge grave.
i hate posting this... but /rofl [ 01-03-2002: Message edited by: Leck ]
I'll close the deal by showing her the goods.
*unzips his pants as angelic music fills the air*
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We were all impressed when Pesco wrote:
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Damn skippy! 
*wonders how Peachis managed to get the copyright...*
