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Fun with Chocolate

posted 01-03-2002 04:56:33 PM

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The Last Strider had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Penis joke courtesy of Drew Carrey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer."

OMG! I have that book! My favorite joke in it is...

"My dick is so big, there's a sneaker named 'Air My Dick'"

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Ruvie's Alt

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

posted 01-03-2002 07:18:40 PM

I bet this thread could get longer than the "Last One to Post" thread if we take random sentences, phrases, paragraphs, and short stories, and replace certain words with "penis" or a word or phrase regarding penises.

It would be funny, too.

Do not defy the power of Penis.

[ 01-03-2002: Message edited by: Ruvyen Warblade ]

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 01-03-2002 07:50:28 PM

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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Cuba:
Dragon penii are like, the size of an ogre. Neener.

Lizards ... reptiles do not possess a penis.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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BacardiMunch

Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?

posted 01-03-2002 09:24:57 PM

Some how , this thread connected my mind to the predator movies......can't remember why either.....

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OtakuPenguin

Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.

posted 01-03-2002 09:33:07 PM

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Lokist wrote this stupid crap:
Some how , this thread connected my mind to the predator movies......can't remember why either.....

Predator Penii? I shudder to think

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 01-03-2002 09:45:42 PM

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The Otaku Penguin wrote this:
Predator Penii? I shudder to think

If you noticed, that "armoured cup" they wear isn't that large. Maybe it's the reason they're so uptight and grumpy. Maybe they collect the largest skulls possible to compensate.