2. They play stupid when you call them on it.
3. They cannot be forthcoming and honest about certain situations. (This applies to women sometimes as well.)
4. They are driven by their penis first, stomach second, and brain last.
5. Men are assheads because they can't learn to think before they speak.
6. Most are yes men who couldn't say no to save their lives.
7. Men are assheads because they leave the toilet seat up. (okay not all do)
8. Men are assheads because they fart wherever and whenever they feel like. (okay not all do, just most do)
These are merely observations. If some brave soul wants to flame about them, I'm game, but just fair warning, I will win 
edit: The reason I will win is because there is too much evidence against you!!!!!! [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Piper ]
*** added to the list -Piper
*puts on the Pink cd*
Men are assheads because they can't learn to think before they speak.
In RL, I always make it a point to take the time to think before I say something stupid.
Sometimes I'll say something stupid anyway for the humor value. And I always use my brain before my penis, thank you.
I swear, I just had this conversation with my brother about 6 hours ago when he tried to tell me I need to go out with him to some clubs and 'pick up some wimminz.'
Hard to explain to a mostly drunk brother that I'd prefer a woman that I can laugh with, yet hold a conversation over some easy floozy that just wants me to buy her drinks.
*shrug*
Sorry, I've had no sleep. I'm grumpy.
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Illanae had this to say about Captain Planet:
imo...Men are assheads because they can't learn to think before they speak.
THAT TOO! That's number five.
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I protest
Bring it on 
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Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
*ahem*...I'd prefer a woman that I can laugh with, yet hold a conversation over some easy floozy that just wants me to buy her drinks...
I know you didn't just *ahem* me...
No floozies huh? An interesting perspective that perhaps more men should subscribe to.
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Illanae had this to say about Tron:
imo...Men are assheads because they can't learn to think before they speak.
Oh, we think before we speak...
Problem is, we don't always use our brains to do the thinking...
Sometimes we go with what our heart tells us, which, of course, isn't prone to terribly logical thought like our brains are.
And yes, there's another part we're just as prone to think with. But you knew what we were when you chose to associate with us. 
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De lid g am ond had this to say about Captain Planet:
wimin r dum
lmao
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Bajah had this to say about Cuba:
*Snip!*
easy floozy that just wants me to buy her drinks.
Ive noticed a trend around here, most of the clubs women will REALLY try to put the moves on a guy to get him to buy her a drink. Once she's got it, zoom! away she goes.
It's quite funny to watch it happen to other guys
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Reynar had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Ive noticed a trend around here, most of the clubs women will REALLY try to put the moves on a guy to get him to buy her a drink. Once she's got it, zoom! away she goes.
It's quite funny to watch it happen to other guys
Guys are just dumb about it is all. I don't go to bars much, or without my man, so I don't get a chance to mess with them
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Leaasa impressed everyone with:
Guys are just dumb about it is all. I don't go to bars much, or without my man, so I don't get a chance to mess with them
No, girls are just manipulative about it. I dont hold it against them though, it's hard to resist power
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Check out the big brain on Reynar!
No, girls are just manipulative about it. I dont hold it against them though, it's hard to resist power
I tend to be a witch to guys who I don't want talking to me, so I don't think I would be like that unless it was someone I really wanted to mess with, like my ex.
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Piper had this to say about Robocop:
Most are yes men who couldn't say no to save their lives.
No
I actually think in reverse order, and though it garners me less women, they stay with me longer
The only thing about bars is that it tends to attract a certain kind of guy...the one that's there for the booze and da wimmin. Some women go there just so the guys can buy them drinks that's true, but some are there actually looking for a date.
The thing I might ask you women though is why do you seek these kind of guys out? Because they have money, power, good looks? Destiny's Child and Pink would have absolutely nothing to sing about if they didn't get with da playas in the first place 
There are as many kinds of guys as there are women, they just gather in different places. For example, you might find me at a regular techno club, or performing at another, or staying in a Starbucks some place. I'm not a b33r kind of guy, though I do go to bars sometimes with my less-than-adept buds.
So, before you slap the "Beer+Sex Crazed Neanderthal" on us, please consider that there are other kinds of guys than bar-hoppers. That kind of view is just as sexist as you perceive some of us to be.
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We were all impressed when Leaasa wrote:
I tend to be a witch to guys who I don't want talking to me, so I don't think I would be like that unless it was someone I really wanted to mess with, like my ex.
That's good though (least I think so). I hate it when girls arent straight foward. If you dont like me, say so. If you dont wanna talk, say so.
Women need to take lessons from you
I care a lot about my asshead. *grins*
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Reynar had this to say about John Romero:
Women need to take lessons from you
hell yeah.
men too. some man be like leaasa k?
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Azrael/Cthon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The thing I might ask you women though is why do you seek these kind of guys out? Because they have money, power, good looks? Destiny's Child and Pink would have absolutely nothing to sing about if they didn't get with da playas in the first place
So, before you slap the "Beer+Sex Crazed Neanderthal" on us, please consider that there are other kinds of guys than bar-hoppers. That kind of view is just as sexist as you perceive some of us to be.
They-who-inspired-this-thread are not neanderthals, nor are they beer-crazed... They are actually very intelligent guys...
I met my boyfriend in a bar 
Men are assheads because they fart wherever and whenever they feel like. (okay not all do, just most do)
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Peachis had this to say about (_|_):
Most men are asshead only some of the time.. not all the time. If they were assheads all the time, why in the hell would we love them so much?
wimmin r dum.
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I care a lot about my asshead. *grins*
which asshead are you referring to?
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Women need to take lessons from you
I don't have enough patience for that
edit: wimmin r dumb. [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Leaasa ]
And it is precisely this quote that has kept me from drinking at all.
That and the fact that it tastes like moose piss.
Anyway, I've tried to pride myself on being a gentlemen when a lady is around. That, and I try to think "Hey, I wonder what kind of books she likes" instead of "Hey, I wonder how long her tounge is.."
I'll shut up now.
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Leaasa had this to say about dark elf butts:
wimmin r dum.
I'm dumb because I'm actually in a healthy loving relationship?
K.
And there are many assheads that I care about.
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Delphi wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
That and the fact that it tastes like moose piss.
LMFAO
edit: once again, dum. [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Leaasa ]
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Leaasa had this to say about pies:
I don't have enough patience for that
edit: wimmin r dumb.
I think the edit was the best part of this whole post
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Delphi wrote this then went back to looking for porn:Anyway, I've tried to pride myself on being a gentlemen when a lady is around. That, and I try to think "Hey, I wonder what kind of books she likes" instead of "Hey, I wonder how long her tounge is.."
I'll shut up now.
I doubt any man would wonder about the length of a woman's tongue. After all, they are the ones that fluff up when a woman says "size doesn't matter". So I highly doubt any man would be picky about size.
What is more believable is thinking about what a woman could do with her tongue.. or what she would be willing to do.
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Peachis had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'm dumb because I'm actually in a healthy loving relationship?K.
And there are many assheads that I care about.
You said, why else would we love them so much, and I said because wimmin r dum. I wasn't singling you out.
mmm donuts....coffee
oh yeah i have to go renew my liscense pretty soon :/
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
boobies!mmm donuts....coffee
oh yeah i have to go renew my license pretty soon :/
Are you trying to hijack my thread?
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Leaasa stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Are you trying to hijack my thread?
nope just my train of thought proving the point that men are pigs!
thinking with my penis (BOOBIES!)
my stomach (donut part)
and brain (stupid renewing liscense)
1. They lead you to believe something is going on, and then do something which totally contradicts it.
2. Will never say it is their fault
3. They cannot be forthcoming and honest about certain situations.
4. They drive men by their penis first, stomach second, and brain last.
5. Women think too much before they speak and confuse everyone, riddled with emotion.
6. Women cant accept the answer of no.
7. Women think the toliet seat must always be down, not realizing that us men actually pay attention to such a thing when we enter the restroom and could careless when the job is done, only matters when you first walk in.
8. Women apply makeup whenever they want to, including times such as driving.
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
nope just my train of thought proving the point that men are pigs!thinking with my penis (BOOBIES!)
my stomach (donut part)
and brain (stupid renewing liscense)
LMAO
