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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:06:58 PM

Tromps in wearing black boots at the bottom of an outfit consisting of white and black robes and a fluffy red wizard's hat. Snapping his fingers, he takes a seat on a rather large chair, as R0x0R the Air Elemental Familiar (complete today with a red Rudolph nose and some antlers) buzzes in pulling a sleigh carrying one rather large green bag.

Thank you R0x0R.

Deth snaps his fingers again, and the mechanized wargolem Big Deth appears, dressed of all things as one of Santa's elves...holding a sign that reads "COMPLAINTS/CONCERNS"

Right, then. Step right up and approach Santa Deth to get your lewtz-er...presents. No camping Santa Deth, lest Big Dethy Elf smite thee.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 12-25-2001 09:09:55 PM

*wanders in and peeks around the corner, seeing no line, she steps up to Santa Deth with her hands outstretched*

Gimmie

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster

posted 12-25-2001 09:10:59 PM

i'm next! Whee!

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.

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Ozimander

$$$$$$$$$$$

posted 12-25-2001 09:11:10 PM

*waits patiently for the person before him to recieve their gift, then steps up*

Hiya Old Saint Deth, what did I get this year?

Ozius

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Kloie

tunactsunamooon

posted 12-25-2001 09:12:16 PM

Kloie peers at the person in front of her in line impatiently.

Kloie kicks them in the back of the foot!

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Cadga

Quite Insane

posted 12-25-2001 09:14:01 PM

i want a red ryder bee bee gun!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:15:08 PM

Gives Xyrra some shades like his so she can view her sig pic without suffering severe eye injury from the colors, then some clothes for her pet since no-one likes to see a Necro running around with their nekkid Boner. Also gives Xyrra a candy cane

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 12-25-2001 09:15:38 PM

*glances over her shoulder and calls to the monkeh* You'll shoot your eye out!

*grins and slips on her shades, tosses her pet some clothes, and smooches Santa Deth on the cheek before popping the candy cane in her mouth* Thanky Deth!

[ 12-25-2001: Message edited by: Xyrra ]

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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Trillee

I <3 My Deviant

posted 12-25-2001 09:18:49 PM

*pads up to Ja'deth* Mew mew Santa elfy =)

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:21:10 PM

Reaches into his bag of presents, producing from within it a figure of Carl from the Simpsons, then draws from the bag and gives to Lenny a miniature cow. And a Candy Cane.

HO HO HO

Peers at Ozzy. Reaches into his bag and produces from it a new floppy-brimmed wizard hat, and a lightning-shaped scar sticker for his forehead. And a candy cane.

HO HO HO

For Kloie...well...Kloie's present includes a key to her own little wizard lab to tinker in, and some soap for washing her pet barbarian. Also gives her a giant sack of money, some new clothes, and a flying broom. And a candy cane.

HO HO HO

Gives Cadga a bunch of Bananas straight fromt the plantation, and a BB Gun. And a candy cane.

HO HO HO

[ 12-25-2001: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 12-25-2001 09:23:44 PM

*hands Santa Deth his Christmas list*

-Four score goblins
-Three score orcs
-One score ogres
-Stout, sturdy armor
-Keen and fine weapons
-War canoes

It's for a science project.

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Ozimander

$$$$$$$$$$$

posted 12-25-2001 09:24:15 PM

*puts on the new hat and walks off, whimperng*

'I'm not Harry Potter...'

*sucks on the candy cane*

Ozius

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:25:27 PM

Gives Aanile a catnip-filled wood elf doll, and a whip to keep it in line with. And a Candy Cane.

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:27:28 PM

Peers at Parcelan's list. Gives him a Football and an Ever-full Vat of Sentient Chocolate Pudding. And a candy cane club to beat it into submission with.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 12-25-2001 09:29:04 PM

Phooey. Ah well...

*begins munching on the pudding, oblivious to its frantic screaming.*

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Trillee

I <3 My Deviant

posted 12-25-2001 09:38:03 PM

quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
Gives Aanile a catnip-filled wood elf doll, and a whip to keep it in line with. And a Candy Cane.
HO HO HO

*SQUEEELS* oh boy! *curls around the dolly, purring loudly, licking at it's hair, her tail wrapped around the candycane*

Thankyouthankyou thankyou

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Khyron

Hello, my mushy friend...

posted 12-25-2001 09:39:25 PM

*steps up* MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME PLZ!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis

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Admiral Darndo

Pancake

posted 12-25-2001 09:42:32 PM

all i want is ... The World Buwa... err i mean yeah the world that works for me.

(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:48:35 PM

Gives Khyron a year's subscription to Playfur, a remote-controlled Veritech, and a catnip mousie. And a Candy Cane

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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ArchAngel

Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently

posted 12-25-2001 09:52:21 PM

Waits in line until it's her turn then smiles and waves

Hi Ja`D- err... Santa `Deth.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:53:11 PM

Gives McRo a Globe and a Six-piece Chicken McNugget box. And a Candy Cane.

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Khyron

Hello, my mushy friend...

posted 12-25-2001 09:56:15 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!

/me plays with the mouse and the veritech. Blows the mouse to peices >

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis

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The Last Strider

I will die alone

posted 12-25-2001 09:56:29 PM

*walks up to the line* Whatcha got for me, Santa Deth?

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 09:57:56 PM

Hello Ditty.

Gets out a gift certificate to Tunare's Secret for Ditty, a chiroptera-summoning horn, and, of course, a Candy Cane

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Admiral Darndo

Pancake

posted 12-25-2001 10:01:02 PM

6 of them is all I need.

McRo runs away evil like.

[ 12-25-2001: Message edited by: McRo ]

(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey

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ArchAngel

Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently

posted 12-25-2001 10:02:35 PM

Pockets the gift certificate, looks at the horn with a grin then pockets it too, and starts nibbling on the candy cane

Thanks `Deth.

Idly skates away

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Cap'n Elethi

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...

posted 12-25-2001 10:03:58 PM

Elethi steps up into the line, glancing around nervously. He makes sure to check above him, and below, also.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents

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Caela

Crazed Ex-Angel

posted 12-25-2001 10:04:56 PM

*smiles* Heya Santa 'Deth..got anything in that bag for me?

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 10:05:19 PM

Gives Strider some Seven League Boots, and a candy cane

Be sure to read the instruction manual before using those. Otherwise things could get exceedingly messy.

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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The Last Strider

I will die alone

posted 12-25-2001 10:09:11 PM

*opes the League Boot package, then begins to read the manual*
Oh my...OH MY....*evil grin* I'm gonna like these.

Out of curiosity, what are seven league boots?

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 10:11:59 PM

Gives Elethi a turtleneck sweater and a Thighmaster. And a Candy Cane.

HO HO HO

Gives Caela some leg warmers and a hairbrush

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 10:16:01 PM

Enchanted boots that let you move seven miles with every step. Seemed appropriate for someone who calls himself "Strider" hehehe The reason you need to read the manual is due to the inherent risk of putting one foot seven miles in front of the other.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Waisztarroz

I love democracy

posted 12-25-2001 10:18:14 PM

*Me gets in line and waits for his turn, thinking "I sure hope Santa`Deth gives me something that...no, wait...I'll jinx it..."*

*After waiting his turn, he looks at `Deth, wondering what's in store for him.*

[ 12-25-2001: Message edited by: WaisztarrozBarrimas ]

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!

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Azymyth

Not gay; just weird

posted 12-25-2001 10:20:04 PM

*walks over to Deth*

Hullo. I am not too old for this am I?

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Caela

Crazed Ex-Angel

posted 12-25-2001 10:20:24 PM

hehe, legwarmers..I haven't gotten a pair of these since I was 10. *Puts them on and dances around like that chick from Flashdance.*

No candy cane for me?

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress

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The Last Strider

I will die alone

posted 12-25-2001 10:27:27 PM

Oh, that was an advertisement for Nailed Boots...*flips to the actual manual. After reading for a minute, he cringes* Remind me to always JUMP if I wear these.

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 12-25-2001 10:32:12 PM

Gives Caela two Candy Canes since she was good enough to remind him

HO HO HO

Gives Waiszt a metal bin, and a bag of cookies. And a candy cane

HO HO HO

Gives Azy a book on summoning succubi, and some enchanted mistletoe. And a candy cane

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Aaniele

Pancake

posted 12-25-2001 10:40:44 PM

*waits her turn in line, and sits on Santa Deth's lap*

I want a BMW R 1100 RS. plzplzplzplzplz

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"

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Lyinar Ka`Bael

Are you looking at my pine tree again?

posted 12-25-2001 10:43:02 PM

*tiptoes up in her Santa's Elf costume and kisses Deth's cheek*

Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Azymyth

Not gay; just weird

posted 12-25-2001 10:44:27 PM

*blinks, looking down at what he got.*

Uh, thanks...

*wonders off and is not seen for a very long time...*

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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