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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-25-2001 10:52:55 PM
Gives Aaniele a set of keys and a can of gas, and a candy cane

HO HO HO

is kissed...pulls Lyinar onto his knee, and slips his arm around her

My present!

Gives Lyinar a big candy cane and a promise to give her her presents later

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-25-2001 11:05:10 PM
*giggles*

*snuggles up, thereby claiming his lap and forcing anyone else to just stand there while they get presents*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-25-2001 11:07:33 PM
nervously walks up, whats up Santa 'Deth? holds out his hand
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-25-2001 11:08:35 PM
*walks up and looks at Lyinar and Santa Deth*

Er... mommy? Isn't daddy gonna be mad if he sees you like that with that guy?

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-25-2001 11:11:10 PM
I'm going away from this new development. *puts on his boots and jumps seven miles away*
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-25-2001 11:17:30 PM
Puts a man-eating pickled goblin wearing a Hannibal Lector mask on Daemon's hand. And a candy cane
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-25-2001 11:18:49 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Enchanted boots that let you move seven miles with every step. Seemed appropriate for someone who calls himself "Strider" hehehe The reason you need to read the manual is due to the inherent risk of putting one foot seven miles in front of the other.


Read a bit much Pratchett lately?

*asks for the horn of gondor!*

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-25-2001 11:24:00 PM
raises an eyebrow, i knew i should have been afraid of what i was going to get, sets the goblin on the grolems shouolder and then runs off
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-25-2001 11:32:15 PM
*starts shaking her finger at Lyinar*

I'm gonna tell!

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-25-2001 11:33:47 PM
*buzzes up to Deth, and sits on his lap. She thinks for a moment, then says in a little tiny, cute voice...

"I want world peace."

before grinning up expectantly*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-25-2001 11:33:50 PM
*giggles*

I'm Santa's Elf, silly. I'm not Mommy.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 12-25-2001 11:35:33 PM
*Walks up to Santa* Oh, I simply must know what I'm getting.
I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-25-2001 11:38:29 PM
Gives Vorbis a candy cane and a kazoo[i]

HO HO HO

[i]Gives Solstyce a slice of a cheesecake model of the world (no world peace, but how about a piece of the world?) and a pixie stick made to look like a candy cane

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-25-2001 11:39:43 PM
*peers at Lyinar some more.*

Okies. So... whatcha get me, Santa?

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 12-25-2001 11:44:32 PM
TREATAS!!

*gives Santa a big hug, then scarfs the sugar-filled stuff and begins zooming about the room like a baloon that's deflating*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 12-25-2001 11:53:30 PM
*stares*

I'd try to make the "Never before has one man given so much to so many" joke, but somehow, I think people here are too young. Me included.

Ah, well. Santa Deth, what can I freeload from you?

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-25-2001 11:55:34 PM
*snuggles her Santa Deth*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 12-25-2001 11:57:40 PM
*Looks at his cookies and eats one*

Mmmm...they're not even poisoned! Err...not that they would be. Thanks, Santa`Deth.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 12-25-2001 11:58:30 PM
begins to camp Santa Deth

what? christmas been over for 3 hours. santa is fair game now

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-26-2001 12:02:16 AM
*glowers at Mr Duck from Santa's lap and gets her scimitar at the ready*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 12-26-2001 12:02:59 AM
..right reindeer hunting it is..
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-26-2001 12:09:09 AM
Let's see...

Leopold gets some shampoo to keep his hair clean with, and a candy cane

HO HO HO

Mr Duck gets a stick to perch on, and the address of Maradon's house so he has someone to torment...and a candy cane

HO HO HO

Rhiannah gets an amulet to protect her from Drow, her next few tomes for magical study, a fuzzy under-robe to wear under her mage robes on cold nights, and a little aquarium with a sun lamp and toys for Glenwick to bask in when he likes

HO HO H-huh?

R0x0R buzzes over and gives Glenwick 5 pounds of raw chuck.

er..yes.

HO HO HO
Gives Rhiannah and Glenwick each a candy cane

[ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 12-26-2001 12:20:57 AM
...

...Allright, arsenic in the cookies next year.

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-26-2001 12:42:00 AM
*pads up to Santa-Deth as a black panther*

Mrrowr?

*looks feline-ly hopeful*

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-26-2001 12:57:59 AM
*walks up to the line, and awaits his turn*

Hi Santa. This year, I'm wanting some classic stuff:

A hand of glory (so my lair-mate doesn't wake me up when he gets up during the night to have an entire cow as a midnight snack)

A hangman's rope (to cure my headaches)

A small jar of blue lotus honey (hard to get because the bees keep getting stoned)

A walking staff made of rowan (to help resist magic)

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-26-2001 01:01:12 AM
*blinks at all the stuff and walks away, carrying it all precariously.*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-26-2001 01:10:24 AM
Sangwyn gets some blood sausage and peanut brittle, and a candy cane

HO HO HO

Pvednes gets a fur brush he can hold in his mouth, and a stuffed reindeer with catnip in it, and 5lbs of ground chuck. And a candy cane

HO HO HO

Palador gets a hookah (just cuz dragons like the one in Palador's nick need a hookah) and a jumbo tub of scale polish. And a giant candy cane.

HO HO HO

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 12-26-2001 01:18:40 AM
*smiles jaggedly* All is forgiven, Santa Deth. May your foes writhe eternally in torment.
I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-26-2001 02:48:07 AM
*purrs*

[ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

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Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-26-2001 02:55:11 AM
Folds her arms over her chest, tapping her foot. She frowns, pondering having her assassin clear some of the line.
Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-26-2001 06:59:01 AM
Doh! I'm late!
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-26-2001 07:08:15 AM
So am I!
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-26-2001 07:18:31 AM
gives Rozland some cheese and crackers, a stuffed mouse with catnip, and a whip to keep it in line. And a candy cane

HO HO HO

Gives Bajah a fuzzy purple with black and white stripe fur overcoat, and a feather to stick in his pimpin cap. And a candy cane

HO!
...
HO HO!

Gives Demitri a can of corned beef, a bottle of mustard, and a chipper-shredder so that Demitri can share the glory of his bounty. And a candy cane

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-26-2001 07:53:57 AM
Well, now that everybody else is out of the way.. you saved the best stuff for the end right?

*walks up in line just for kicks*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-26-2001 08:04:40 AM
Hands KaL a sleeveless black set of mage robes (see as a sleeveless trenchcoat) with runes written in UV-sensitive ink so only DE's can see them, and pulls from his sack a Nightmare (shrunken) which he casts Growth on. And of course, gives KaL a candy cane

HO HO HO.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-26-2001 08:11:13 AM
... He knew exactly what I wanted..

*dons his new sleevless robe/trench coat and hops up on his new nightmare. Pulling on the reigns and brandishing his candy cane menacingly, he rides off into the night*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-26-2001 08:21:47 AM
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH!*THUD!!*

Ow...

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Mightion Defensor
posted 12-26-2001 12:28:26 PM
Mightion steps up, acting like one of Santa's guards, wondering to himself what his reward for being Mightion all year will be...
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-26-2001 02:30:57 PM
*runs up and does a backflip onto santa's lap* Me next! mememe! ^_^ *climbs all over him* ooh nice hat! *plays with santa's hat. Then runs over to his sleigh* ooh! PRESENTS!!! *rummages through the bag, then jumps on top of RoXXoR the elemental* horsie rides! I WANT A HORSIE RIDE!!! *runs in circles around roxxor before jumping on santa again*

Pretty please? ^_^

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-26-2001 02:50:43 PM
*walks up, wondering if he is to late to get a gift or a candy cane*

Hello...?? Santa Deth? You still here?

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