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Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-14-2001 10:33:34 PM
IUt;'s thje triurth

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[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: De lid g am ond ]

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Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 10:35:03 PM
LIAR! I have never meet a man that dosn;t. In fact, I have meet very few women who don;t. I do. maby I travel in the wrong circles....
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-14-2001 10:35:04 PM
You mastUrbate. Spelling is key, my bald fapping friend.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 10:35:59 PM
I masturbate so nya.
The Camel Spider
I will EAT YOUR FACE! And then, I will EAT YOUR SOUL!
posted 12-14-2001 10:36:00 PM
I want to touch your peepee.
It's called a camel spider because it lives in the Middle East and feeds on large animals such as camels, dogs and humans. It approaches when the "prey" is asleep/resting and macerates any exposed flesh (it's mouth opens into four digging/rasping "fangs" and like a spider it covers it's prospestive meal with digestive juices to make it easier to ingest - the camel spider's "saliva" also contains a powerful anaesthetic which allows it to feed on living prey). A fully-grown camel spider can grow up to 7-8 inches in body length. They're very aggressive and always hungry. They can and do hiss, while the bigger ones squeal, and can move at ~30mph. Also, its jaws are, relatively speaking, the strongest of any animal on the planet.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-14-2001 10:38:46 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on The Camel Spider!
I want to touch your peepee.

This comment falls under the catagory of:

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

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Ryuujin
posted 12-14-2001 10:46:11 PM
Didn't he make the same comment here?
Kel
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 11:23:44 PM
Wow. You broke the bullshit detector...

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If you look deep within your heart you will find... melted cheese.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-14-2001 11:24:59 PM
All guys have done it at least once, save the INCREDIBLY repressed.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-14-2001 11:26:55 PM
I think any man who doesn't masturbate is either ignorant or incredibly screwy.

So, I guess I could believe that Deli hasn't shined the helmet.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-14-2001 11:29:06 PM
A man who does not masturbate is a sociopath waiting to explode.

That, or he's expecting a rendezvous with his certain special someone.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 12-14-2001 11:49:20 PM
I'm performing an experiment to find out if masturbation really does cause my pimples...
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Espio Idsavant
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posted 12-15-2001 01:42:01 AM
To quote Drysart...

This thread frightens and confuses me.

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And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 12-15-2001 02:16:40 AM
quote:
Espio had this to say about Robocop:
To quote Drysart...

This thread frightens and confuses me.


Possibly because it's exactly what you do?


[Edit: That was too serious, insert various hahahas etc etc etc here...]

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: YummyMorsel ]

Moo.
The Camel Spider
I will EAT YOUR FACE! And then, I will EAT YOUR SOUL!
posted 12-15-2001 02:41:08 AM
MAYBE I DID!

So? I just want to touch your peepee. Is that too much to ask!?

It's called a camel spider because it lives in the Middle East and feeds on large animals such as camels, dogs and humans. It approaches when the "prey" is asleep/resting and macerates any exposed flesh (it's mouth opens into four digging/rasping "fangs" and like a spider it covers it's prospestive meal with digestive juices to make it easier to ingest - the camel spider's "saliva" also contains a powerful anaesthetic which allows it to feed on living prey). A fully-grown camel spider can grow up to 7-8 inches in body length. They're very aggressive and always hungry. They can and do hiss, while the bigger ones squeal, and can move at ~30mph. Also, its jaws are, relatively speaking, the strongest of any animal on the planet.
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 12-15-2001 06:28:01 AM
Nooooooobody gets enough sex not to go solo every now and again.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 07:32:30 AM
quote:
Seurenna had this to say about Robocop:
Nooooooobody gets enough sex not to go solo every now and again.

So... many.. replies.. must.. resist! .. ARGH!!!! falls over, convulsing

Damn you...

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Motiak
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 08:32:46 AM
I guess I'm one of the minority who hasn't ever masturbated.
go to Cicinimo's webpage www.artpad.org
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-15-2001 08:34:41 AM
quote:
Motiak had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I guess I'm one of the minority who hasn't ever masturbated.

i bet you get angry REAL fast too :P

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indegloriafeestbeest
Not Smart
posted 12-15-2001 08:47:44 AM
for all those who say they never mastrubate....:
Liar,liar pants on fire....and you can take that almost literaly....
you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....
Motiak
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 08:49:32 AM
bah, I swear that I haven't, it's because of religious beliefs. I think god made sex for a man and woman not for a man and his hand.
go to Cicinimo's webpage www.artpad.org
"Bear with me while I speak, and after I have spoken, mock on." -Job 21:3
indegloriafeestbeest
Not Smart
posted 12-15-2001 08:53:13 AM
quote:
Motiak had this to say about Pirotess:
bah, I swear that I haven't, it's because of religious beliefs. I think god made sex for a man and woman not for a man and his hand.

like i said,if you say you don't,man must your pants be on fire....CALL THE FIREBRIGADE!

you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....
Motiak
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 08:54:43 AM
quote:
indegloriafeestbeest had this to say about Pirotess:
like i said,if you say you don't,man must your pants be on fire....CALL THE FIREBRIGADE!

bah!

go to Cicinimo's webpage www.artpad.org
"Bear with me while I speak, and after I have spoken, mock on." -Job 21:3
Rabin Crabmink
YES
posted 12-15-2001 08:59:34 AM
Any man (except the religious)who says he doesn't masturbate is lying.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 12-15-2001 09:43:13 AM
The religious are lying also.
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-15-2001 09:57:50 AM
this thread makes me laugh.
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-15-2001 10:05:31 AM
* cough *

The equipment works, that's all I'll say.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-15-2001 10:06:42 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Seurenna wrote:
Nooooooobody gets enough sex not to go solo every now and again.

Amen

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: Lazuli ]

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Steven Steve
posted 12-15-2001 10:46:45 AM
dvv ch dvv ch dvv ch dvv ch
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- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-15-2001 10:51:00 AM
quote:
Seurenna wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Nooooooobody gets enough sex not to go solo every day.

Corrected an error.

Lashanna
noob
posted 12-15-2001 01:17:07 PM
Motiak, you know,most religions consider nocturnal ejaculation masturbation as well. Want to answer again?

Of course, I really don't know how old you are, so I guess it is POSSIBLE.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Motiak
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 01:34:57 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Cuba:
Motiak, you know,most religions consider nocturnal ejaculation masturbation as well. Want to answer again?

Of course, I really don't know how old you are, so I guess it is POSSIBLE.


going by my personal beliefs I do not believe that I have ever masturbated. I'm 15 years old.

go to Cicinimo's webpage www.artpad.org
"Bear with me while I speak, and after I have spoken, mock on." -Job 21:3
Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-15-2001 01:54:51 PM
Im religious and dont belive in sex till marriage but dang it i whack it every day to help that happen
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 03:01:45 PM
quote:
Seurenna impressed everyone with:
Nooooooobody gets enough sex not to go solo every now and again.

(nods)

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-15-2001 03:11:27 PM
quote:
Motiak had this to say about (_|_):
going by my personal beliefs I do not believe that I have ever masturbated. I'm 15 years old.

Wow! You've been able to hold out THAT long?

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: Azymyth ]

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-15-2001 03:13:53 PM
*Puts Delid's head into the Shine-o Ball-o*

[EDIT-Okay, you sickos. I didn't mean THAT head... I meant the one above his shoulders... You sick dirty psychos.]

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: Ruvyen Warblade ]

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-15-2001 07:44:46 PM
quote:
The Camel Spider had this to say about (_|_):
MAYBE I DID!

So? I just want to touch your peepee. Is that too much to ask!?


Bahahahaha..... **Is incredibly tired, and that just sounded so very funny...**

Ahahaaha..

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[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: Ocyrrhoe Trazere ]

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 12-15-2001 07:50:09 PM
quote:
Azymyth wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[QUOTE]Motiak had this to say about (_|_):
[qb]going by my personal beliefs I do not believe that I have ever masturbated. I'm 15 years old.


Wow! You've been able to hold out THAT long? [/QB][/QUOTE]

Hey, I held out until 1 month after my 15th birthday. Then I got curious as to what all the talk was about.

*Coughs*

What? It's true. =P

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-15-2001 07:50:39 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about Robocop:
Bahahahaha..... **Is incredibly tired, and that just sounded so very funny...**
Ahahaaha..
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Ozimander
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posted 12-15-2001 07:53:19 PM
I'm addicted. I do it all the time! At home, at school, in the car. Just about anywhere. Sometimes when I walk down the street. Sometimes when I eat. Sometimes when I do my homework. I'd had conversations with people in RL while I 'shook hands with the Pope'. My pee pee burns sometimes when I go to the bathroom. Sometimes, when I am peeing and it burns...I masturbate. When I play EQ I masturbate. I am masturbating right now.

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(Humour disclaimer: I do it, like everyone else, maybe a little more when no one is home but that's it)

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