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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-15-2001 08:16:37 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I see you.

Really.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-15-2001 08:19:14 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about pies:
Really.

Yes. Stop doing that with your finger.
Wait.. Yeah, do that.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-15-2001 08:20:38 PM

wooo....

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-15-2001 08:21:07 PM
Once, maybe twice, a day. Sometimes zero if I'm in a foul mood. Longest record without ejaculation is five hours.

TMI?

Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 12-15-2001 08:24:55 PM
At least once every two days... I have held out for a week or more... But not very well... *cough cough*
Moo.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-15-2001 08:25:24 PM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Captain Planet:
Longest record without ejaculation is five hours.

You mean you fapped for 5 hours before you blorgoed?

Wow.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-15-2001 08:53:22 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Yes. Stop doing that with your finger.
Wait.. Yeah, do that.

.... ... **Does THAT**

**Sends Demi something.**

=^_^=

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-15-2001 08:59:58 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about Punky Brewster:
.... ... **Does THAT**

**Sends Demi something.**

=^_^=


O_O

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-15-2001 09:00:53 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
O_O

More like O_O for me.

Yeesh!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-15-2001 09:01:33 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about dark elf butts:
.... ... **Does THAT**

**Sends Demi something.**

=^_^=



OOO! Do it to me too!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-15-2001 09:02:20 PM
quote:
The Last Strider had this to say about Matthew Broderick:

OOO! Do it to me too!

*crunch*

No.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-15-2001 09:05:40 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Karnaj was all like:
You mean you fapped for 5 hours before you blorgoed?

Wow.


On and off, yes. I have a will of iron.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-15-2001 09:11:30 PM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
On and off, yes. I have a will of iron.

And apparently the toughest wang this side of Ron Jeremy.

Maybe I'm just a wimp or something.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 12-15-2001 09:16:54 PM
Those that don't masturbate... might either have very high religious beliefs... or...
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis

Courtesy of Phobialist.com

Or I could just be some jackass who doesn't have a damn clue what he's talking about.

Edit: Somehow I find the phrase "This thread makes baby Jesus cry" fitting. Maybe it's just me.

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: Soldar ]

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-15-2001 09:21:51 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about pies:
More like O_O for me.

Yeesh!


^_^

**Sends Demi something else. Does THAT some more, and with more force this time. **

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-15-2001 09:24:43 PM
!!!!!

I want some of that Ocy!!!

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-15-2001 09:27:55 PM
Falls over. *thud*
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-15-2001 09:28:46 PM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere wrote this stupid crap:
^_^

**Sends Demi something else. Does THAT some more, and with more force this time. **


O_o

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 12-15-2001 09:34:09 PM
Oh Ocy how you taunt us....

Ozius

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-15-2001 09:35:34 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Tron:
Falls over. *thud*

**Giggles, and steps back, not doing THAT any more.**

I'm good.

**Snickers.**

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-15-2001 09:39:04 PM
Karnaj explodes. He was weak. He will not be missed.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-15-2001 09:41:21 PM
Don't make me tell you I have the first 6 episodes of La Blue Girl...I mean...uh...O_O ?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-15-2001 09:53:17 PM
Lucky Dem.
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-15-2001 11:08:55 PM
I have not done anything solo since I was fourteen... I do not know why, just never gotten the urge since then

Probably why I am so damn insane. But I enjoy being insane! but if I did start up again... that would suck, heading into the bathroom being my usual self, then coming out soundling like a female version of Barry White! ACK

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-15-2001 11:14:01 PM
Ocy, as your not-so-brother brother; I believe it is my duty to say, 'OH SWEET JEBUS! That is TOO MUCH INFORMATION! However, it could be worse. It could be Paul554.'

Just don't wanna see how Cadgers would react...

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-15-2001 11:14:26 PM
Ocy is big tease. No share with us.

Make me cry.

see?



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-15-2001 11:41:08 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Ocy, as your not-so-brother brother; I believe it is my duty to say, 'OH SWEET JEBUS! That is TOO MUCH INFORMATION! However, it could be worse. It could be Paul554.'

Just don't wanna see how Cadgers would react...


Now what the hell does that mean? Just cause i had sex wiht 2,564,562 men is no reason to tease me.

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-16-2001 12:13:31 AM
quote:
Seurenna thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Nooooooobody gets enough sex not to go solo every now and again.

That can change.

Veni, vidi, vici
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 12-16-2001 12:28:32 AM
...

do i even need to say somrthing?

Ataru MacLear
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 01:40:36 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Random Insanity Generator!
This comment falls under the catagory of:

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!



And:

MAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

--
The Following Statement is true...

The preceeding statement was false..
George Carlin

Ataru MacLear
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 01:50:57 AM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about John Romero:
On and off, yes. I have a will of iron.

You scare me you bad man, you can polish your carrot for 5 hours and not make the well creamer fly, does it feel good for 5 hours? If so there will be alot of jealous people out here....

Aww aint this thread cute.... BUT ITS WRONG!!!

--
The Following Statement is true...

The preceeding statement was false..
George Carlin

Ataru MacLear
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 01:53:07 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Demitri wrote:
Falls over. *thud*

....

I am not putting the smelling salts up against his nose to revive him.....


YOU GUYS ARE STARTING TO SCARE ME NOW!

--
The Following Statement is true...

The preceeding statement was false..
George Carlin

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 12-16-2001 02:07:53 AM
**wonders what all the fuss is over**

Little dance around the happy pole never hurt anyone.

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-16-2001 02:17:46 AM
quote:
Woody had this to say about Punky Brewster:
**wonders what all the fuss is over**

Little dance around the happy pole never hurt anyone.


Twice.

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 12-16-2001 03:46:09 AM
quote:
Preached the Peachis!
Twice.

Amen.

[ 12-16-2001: Message edited by: Woody ]

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-16-2001 08:15:24 AM
This thread wasn't meant to get THIS many replies
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 12-16-2001 08:34:34 AM
Personally I'm surprised it stayed so closely on topic, usually threads like this veer out of control
Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-16-2001 08:39:26 AM
Yes, but generally when something goes off topic, it generally goes into a sexualy oriented topic...so this thread just started there
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-16-2001 08:44:41 AM
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about John Romero:
Yes, but generally when something goes off topic, it generally goes into a sexualy oriented topic...so this thread just started there

It has very few places to go from here.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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