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Topic: I'm hungry...
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 09:09:00 PM
Eats Drysart whole.


Hmm...still hungry...

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-20-2001 09:13:00 PM
I say go for his hidden pie stash. He's bound to have a buttload of pastry around here somewhere.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 09:16:00 PM
quote:
Ferret wrote this stupid crap:
I say go for his hidden pie stash. He's bound to have a buttload of pastry around here somewhere.

Densetsu eats Ferret, too.


Poing.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 10-20-2001 09:23:00 PM
dont let him fool you! hes absorbing everyones powers!
dont let him near Delid or all hell would break loose!

where is the Z fighters when you need em

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-20-2001 09:25:00 PM
*is thankful he is inedible and has pointy edges*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 09:25:00 PM
quote:
Cadga the Confused Monkey thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
dont let him fool you! hes absorbing everyones powers!
dont let him near Delid or all hell would break loose!

where is the Z fighters when you need em



Densetsu eats Cadga, too.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 09:26:00 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
*is thankful he is inedible and has pointy edges*
Eats JooJooFlop anyway.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Maradon!
posted 10-20-2001 09:35:00 PM
Have some salmon.

offers up some salmon

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 09:41:00 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Captain Planet:
Have some salmon.

offers up some salmon


Eats the salmon...and Maradon.

I'm not picky.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 10-20-2001 09:44:00 PM
HEY! You can't heat him unless I feed him to you!
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 09:50:00 PM
quote:
Seurenna had this to say about Punky Brewster:
HEY! You can't heat him unless I feed him to you!

Eats Seurenna.

Great Saiyaman II goodness. Yummy.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 10-20-2001 09:51:00 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Eats Seurenna.

IT'S A LIE!!

[ 10-20-2001: Message edited by: Seurenna ]

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 09:54:00 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Seurenna was all like:
IT'S A LIE!!
Didn't I just eat you?

Eats Seurenna again. For posterity.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-20-2001 10:00:00 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Eats JooJooFlop anyway.

*gives Dens' liver such a punching, while elbowing and scratching his stomach walls*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 10-20-2001 10:01:00 PM
quote:
Densetsu wrote, obviously thinking to hard:
derrr I don't get it

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-20-2001 10:07:00 PM
Holy shit, he's turned into Tetsuo!

KANEDA!

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-20-2001 10:14:00 PM
Kagrama pours a bottle of Sudden Death hot sauce down Densetsu's throat

[ 10-20-2001: Message edited by: Kagrama ]

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 10-20-2001 10:19:00 PM
I'm hungry too...*devours the earth, Densetsu, and EverCrest*
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-20-2001 10:26:00 PM
quote:
Star Collective wrote, obviously thinking to hard:
I'm hungry too...*devours the earth, Densetsu, and EverCrest*

Desert, sir?

(serves SC a heapin' helpin' of killing him where he stands)

(quickly hides godmoding handbook)

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 10:44:00 PM
quote:
Sentow wrote, obviously thinking to hard:
Holy shit, he's turned into Tetsuo!

KANEDA!


quote:
Kagrama wrote this, but failed:

Kagrama pours a bottle of Sudden Death hot sauce down Densetsu's throat

quote:
Star Collective though this was cute:
I'm hungry too...*devours the earth, Densetsu, and EverCrest*

Eats Sentow, Kagrama, and Star Collective.

That'll learn ya to reply to my thread!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-20-2001 10:45:00 PM
But what about the HOTSAUCE? That stuff has the hottest ingrediants known to man in it.
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-20-2001 10:50:00 PM
quote:
That'll learn ya to reply to my thread!

(would reply to that, but has been eaten)

With apologies to Moogle-Plush-Doll)

[EDIT] (would say what he edited, but has been eaten)

[ 10-20-2001: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 10-20-2001 10:59:00 PM
*is unkillable, being a celestial entity and not an organic being. Proceeds to devour Sentow inside Densetsu's stomach then eats Densetsu from the inside out*
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-20-2001 11:01:00 PM
quote:
Star Collective had this to say about Duck Tales:
*is unkillable, being a celestial entity and not an organic being. Proceeds to devour Sentow inside Densetsu's stomach then eats Densetsu from the inside out*

(would make a stumbling attempt at a godmoding joke, but realizes this particular joke has run its course)

(not to mention that he's been eaten again)

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-20-2001 11:06:00 PM
quote:
Star Collective thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*is unkillable, being a celestial entity and not an organic being. Proceeds to devour Sentow inside Densetsu's stomach then eats Densetsu from the inside out*

Drinks a glass of water.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 10-21-2001 12:07:00 PM
Puts on a suit of blades, gloves of nails, boots of razers, horned helmet, and wolverene claws. "Here you go a death by choclate cheesecake. Please don't eat me".
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 10-21-2001 12:10:00 PM
sucks densetsu in with magic kirby powers
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-21-2001 12:16:00 PM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Puts on a suit of blades, gloves of nails, boots of razers, horned helmet, and wolverene claws. "Here you go a death by choclate cheesecake. Please don't eat me".

Eats the cheesecake.

Mmmmm...cheeeeesecaaaaaake....
Eats Freschel, too.

quote:
Mr. duck thought that he could beat me with this:
sucks densetsu in with magic kirby powers

As Densetsu is being sucked in, Mr. Duck starts to realize that Denny's mouth is much bigger than the Duck, and Densetsu eats him whole.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-21-2001 12:27:00 PM
Chibi summons a Dimensional pocket, marks it with some odd runes, and uses magic to send it far away. Then, Chibi walks up to Densetsu.

A-hem. *Obi-Wan voice*Strike me down, and you will become more powerful than I can ever imagine. No, wait, I got that line wrong. Nutbunnies.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-21-2001 12:36:00 PM
quote:
ChibiDragon had this to say about Pirotess:
Chibi summons a Dimensional pocket, marks it with some odd runes, and uses magic to send it far away. Then, Chibi walks up to Densetsu.

A-hem. *Obi-Wan voice*Strike me down, and you will become more powerful than I can ever imagine. No, wait, I got that line wrong. Nutbunnies.


Even better.

Eats Chibi Dragon.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 10-21-2001 12:50:00 PM
lights a match while in densetsu's stomach

son of a...since i can't go back up..i'll...have...to...DEAR GOD NO. NOT THAT WAY. starts clawing at stomach wall trying to climb out going upward

Aaniele
Pancake
posted 10-21-2001 12:53:00 PM
*is thankful she is a road killed squirl that has been painted over. Nothing with any sanity left would eat her. Realizes she is as good as eaten*
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-21-2001 12:55:00 PM
quote:
Aaniele had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*Realizes she is as good as eaten*
A-yup.

Eats Aaniele.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-21-2001 12:58:00 PM
Don't panic, I've got a way that can get us all out. It's a little trick with recursive pocket dimensions I learned by watching British Sci-Fi.

Chibi summons a Dimensional pocket. Then, he puts his forelegs inside of it, and summons another. He marks ONE mark on this one, then summons another inside that one. The next gets two markings, and then the next gets three.

There. Now, due to the lovely series I've created with them, they all link. So...

Chibi crawls into the first one, and from there to the second. From second to third. Then, he crawls into a fourth one that nobody here saw him summon, and pops out the opening of the D Pocket he stashed safely on the outside.

Neat trick, isn't it? he yells back throught the opening. There's just one more thing... it's easy to close back off too!

Chibi quickly closes the external D Pocket, then banishes it, leaving everyone else still trapped.

Aaahhh. It's been too long sence I've been both a nerd AND an ass. That felt good.

Chibi then wanders away to get some icecream.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-21-2001 01:01:00 AM
quote:
ChibiDragon had this to say about Robocop:
Blah Blah Blah.
What chibiDragon fails to realize, is that Densetsu ate the pocket he summoned before he, himself was eaten. Oops.

[ 10-21-2001: Message edited by: Densetsu ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ataru MacLear
Pancake
posted 10-21-2001 01:02:00 AM
Why didnt anyone think of this
I am hungry too
Eats Densetsu after thought then eats the message board... darn i am still hungry, gets out the pallet of potato chips and the old drum of JOLT COLA
--
The Following Statement is true...

The preceeding statement was false..
George Carlin

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-21-2001 01:05:00 AM
quote:
Ataru MacLear wrote this stupid crap:
Why didnt anyone think of this
I am hungry too
Eats Densetsu after thought then eats the message board... darn i am still hungry, gets out the pallet of potato chips and the old drum of JOLT COLA


Eats the n00b.

My stomach, my rules.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-21-2001 01:06:00 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Densetsu was all like:
What chibiDragon fails to realize, is that Densetsu ate the pocket he summoned before he, himself was eaten. Oops.

Chibi realizes that he somehow wound up back inside Densetsu instead of outside. Chibi looks around, and sees all the people he just tried to piss off standing around him.

A-heh. Well, I guess it's a good thing for me that he hasn't eaten any weapons lately, isn't it.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 10-21-2001 01:25:00 AM
quote:
ChibiDragon had this to say about (_|_):

A-heh. Well, I guess it's a good thing for me that he hasn't eaten any weapons lately, isn't it.

*notices the mage in the corner and wonders how long till the summoned swords come out. Or, worse yet, the summoned beer*

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-21-2001 01:29:00 AM
As Densetsu devours the last of the EverCresters, the monkey leans back on a nearby rock, a contented smile across his face. The expression of serenity changes to one of confusion as the rock begins to...vibrate?

A quick look about the surroundings reveals that the rocks, the trees, and even the solid earth are vibrating. No, not vibrating...rumbling. Rumbling from the fierce tremors that jolt through the ground.

Suddenly, there is a veritable stampede as animals flee from the forest, fear in their eyes and panic in their hearts. A massive cloud of birds blots out the sun for a brief moment as the avians take flight from the source of the tremors...

Something is coming...

In the blink of an eye, the trees burst apart, flung from their roots in a spray of wood and soil. A massive bellow sends a shocking jolt throughout the ground, and as the dust settles, evidence of it's source becomes quite apparent...

A gigantic beast, at least twenty feet tall and nearly twice that wide, squats in the middle of the carnage. It's glossy black eyes glimmer with malice and it's gaping maw is parted in a terrible snarl, revealing a pair of massive incisors, and past that, a long black tongue that lolls around as though it were a seperate entity.

"DO NOT CHALLENGE THE MASTER!" The garguantuan prairie dog's voice booms, echoing off of the very air itself.

In a flash of blackness, the creature's tongue springs out and lashes onto Densetsu. With another flash and a quick screech, the hapless monkey is dragged back into the prairie dog's maw.

For a moment, there is silence...then, there is a quiet belch, and the sound of a great predator turning around and heading back to its lair.

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