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Topic: I'm hungry...
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 10-22-2001 04:59:00 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about Punky Brewster:
QUOTE]Hey Chalesm! The utopia in my stomach has elected you to be their president!

Sucks Chalesm in like a black hole sucking in light.[/QB]


Hey hey hey! I didn't remember voting Chalesm for prez. I'm the supreme leader of the void here.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-22-2001 05:01:00 PM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift wrote this stupid crap:
Hey hey hey! I didn't remember voting Chalesm for prez. I'm the supreme leader of the void here.
Majority rules!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 10-22-2001 05:10:00 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Densetsu!

Holds up a piece of paper that says, 'From the desk of President Chalesm.'

Inhales more.


*Loses grip of one hand*

Well, seeing as I can't hold on any longer anyway, I guess I'll take you up on your offer. Good fight! Geronimo!

*loses his final grip, and falls in*


Well, at least I can feel proud of my efforts. I held out for a good 5 posts, and earned executive office in the process!

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-22-2001 05:11:00 PM
Consumes Chalesm

yummy.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 10-22-2001 05:31:00 PM
You know, in the course of this battle, I've had a bit of a revelation. The amount of godmoding this board is willing to accept is directly related to how entertaining a show you can put on. For instance, easily flipping someone over with a kung-fu move is considered bad godmoding. However, things like parcelan's relatives gives him a universally accepted invulnerability to everything, because it's darn funny. The same applies to Ja'Deth, who has possibly the most In-Character power on the board (at least in my mind, and from what I've seen him do), because his inventions are always entertaining, and you can count on a great show when he gets going. No one wants to interupt something that looks like it's shaping up for an entertaining time, and so their ability is accepted.

I believe I have discovered the secret to ultimate power on Evercrest! Entertainment and Comedy! Blowing something up or instantly escaping doesn't tend to be entertaining, and so those kind of things are seen as godmoding. However, totally bizzare but thoroughly entertaining plans can achive the desired results where direct action can't. It takes more thought and effort, but it works out for everyone: the person achieves their goal, and the audience gets a show.


Ahh, nothing like falling into a dark void to get the mind pumping. I should do this more often.


(edit: with a bit more thought, I realized one danger to that method: the other person finds something more entertaining. For instance, coating yourself in limburger cheeze and coming in screaming with a fish in hand may be bizzare and entertaining, but Densetsu eating the person in one gulp anyway may be even more entertaining (the wonders of a running gag ). ah well, no plan's perfect.

[ 10-22-2001: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 10-22-2001 05:44:00 PM
*Throws himself up, and is still outside of Dens' stomach, and is all covered with gross stuff, like (Grossness disclaimer) bile and mucus and other bodily fluids.*

He ain't likely to eat me now!

*Runs. Like. Hell.*

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-22-2001 06:15:00 PM
quote:
Chalesm had this to say about dark elf butts:
DethEssay.

Food shouldn't be so smart, heh.

Reconsumes Ruvyen anyway.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 10-22-2001 07:25:00 PM
Looks for Densetsu's kidneys...
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-23-2001 12:07:00 PM
Woah! I just had this weird dream that I was back to my old power levels, and was pulling the "head explody" trick on people again. *sigh* Sometimes I miss the good old days.

Now, how do I get out of here???

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-23-2001 12:31:00 PM
Nacho Nacho Man! I gotta be, a Nacho Man!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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