I’m Nike, after the Greek Goddess Nike, not the company. The statue Nike that is absolutely gorgeous inspired the name.

I am a 19-year-old University Biology student. I am a huge risk taker (apparently). Skydiving… crazy fast (but very safe) driving… rock climbing during high tide without any safety equipment… and eating fast food (hey… that’s a risk!)

My pet peeves are:

·People who do not like ketchup
·People who think they know about cars but really don’t appreciate good vehicle when they see it
·People who cannot drive
·Unnecessary cruelty
·Superficiality

Favourite things:

·Sound of onions in hot oil/ bacon frying in bacon fat
·Sound of a gorgeous car roaring down a street
·Sneezing
·Orgasms
·Love
·Driving… driving my beautiful car…

Well anyway, I really do not know what else to say. I’ve posted a few times, I don’t know if anyone has noticed (I know some have… I am sorry if I insulted anyone!).

If anyone wants to know anything else about me please PM me, or respond to my post.

Thanks!!!

Good luck.

Liam, I cannot please everyone. But look how i spelled favoUrite <--

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·Sound of onions in hot oil/ bacon frying in bacon fat

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I think I can *hear* my arteries clogging.

Edit: I just noticed you were born on the same day as my older brother, and the same year as my younger brother. Therefore, you are one of them, and not really who you claim to be.

El Cuchillo fucked around with this message on 10-16-2004 at 11:57 PM.

Any woman that likes bacon is a friend of mine!

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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nike was all like:
Thank you Suddar!!

Liam, I cannot please everyone. But look how i spelled favoUrite <--

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Are you pandering towards my Canadian heritage? If so, I take offense to that as well.

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Liam had this to say about Captain Planet:
Are you pandering towards my Canadian heritage? If so, I take offense to that as well.

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You Canadian bastards are never satisfied are you?

Texas will conquer you eventually!

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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Robocop:
You Canadian bastards are never satisfied are you?

Texas will conquer you eventually!

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Damn you.

Welcome to EC, you can spell better than most newbies.

Conversely, however, the whole "glee in skinning cats" thing was kinda creepy.

My advice would be for yon n00b to Stride Rite and she'll fit right in with the local Keds

Private Part fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 01:50 AM.

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This insanity brought to you by Liam:
You have offended me.

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I am offended by you being offended by Nike's statements

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Delidgamond was listening to Cher while typing:
I am offended by you being offended by Nike's statements

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Bare arms with me versus this anti-Canadian menace.

Liam fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 02:33 AM.

Please don't drive through!

Therefore, you're cool.

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Zephyer Kyuukaze wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What kind of car do you drive?

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A Geo

I have been driving LEGALLY for 3 years...

Speed isnt unsafe, it is careless driving that hurts people. I do not speed all the time... wait... that's a lie... OK! I do not speed excessively all the time I am always careful because I love my car more than most people love themselves! I do not want anything to happen to it.

His name is Silver, and he is a 300D, 1984 Turbo. He is a very handsome car... the line... curves... ohh he's so sexy. How do i know Silver is a man? WELL... I am a manual driver... automatic is kinda boring and another pet peeve of mine is when sports cars come in automatic... *shudders*... blasphemy!

THANK YOU to everyone who is responding. I feel so special..

YAY!

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Nike's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:

My pet peeves are:

·People who do not like ketchup
·People who think they know about cars but really don’t appreciate good vehicle when they see it
·People who cannot drive
·Unnecessary cruelty
·Superficiality

Thanks!!!

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Yeah... about those LAST two...

Stay away from Parcelan.

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Nike's account was hax0red to write:

Speed isnt unsafe, it is careless driving that hurts people.

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And "crazy fast" isn't careless?

I'm sorry but if you've only been driving for three years you are NOT experienced enough to make the claim that you can drive "crazy fast" and still be safe.

Even though Parcelan doesn't get me, I have no 'beef' with him.

I mean in person... or when someone doesnt accept someone else just because they look different. I constantly joke... racist comments mostly because my group of friends we have one person from each part of the world... so we rip on eachother, so mean comments like that dont bug me.

When someone intentially hurts someone else at a time when they cannot defend thmeselves... bah... it bothers me.

Superficiality... I worked at a store in the mall here and UGH... it was awful.. the girls there were so irritating. "Oh no I couldn't go out with him he has a small pouch... instead I am going out with a guy who doesn't give a rat's ass about me because when we go out all the girls tell me he's SEXY... he doesn't really talk to me and he's cheating on me... but he's HOT"

AHHH ...

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El Cuchillo stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
And "crazy fast" isn't careless?

I'm sorry but if you've only been driving for three years you are NOT experienced enough to make the claim that you can drive "crazy fast" and still be safe.

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Alright Cuchillo... bring it!

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Nike had this to say about Cuba:
Alright Cuchillo... bring it!

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I'm going to regret responding to this, but...

What? Bring *what*?

You want me to make more assertions about your (lack of?) driving ability?

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El Cuchillo was listening to Cher while typing:
I'm going to regret responding to this, but...

What? Bring *what*?

You want me to make more assertions about your (lack of?) driving ability?

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You are obviously supposed to both sit at your computers and make race car vrooming noises and whoever can make the fastest sounding vrooming noises wins

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Nike's fortune cookie read:
Alright Cuchillo... bring it!

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So the n00b thinks she's got game. . .

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From drivers.com:
Ask British motorists how good their driving is and they're likely to tell you they're either good or very good. Ask them about the standards of the other drivers on the roads and the results are very different.

That's the picture that emerges from the most recent Royal Automobile Club (RAC) Report on Motoring in which a survey shows 78 per cent of motorists rate their own driving highly whilst few think others are very good behind the wheel.

It's also an attitude, one suspects, which might equally well apply among motorists in any of the industrialized countries.

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There was a similar study done in the US, but I can't find it at the moment. The bottom line: most people consider themselves much better drivers than other people. The problem: it can't statistically be true.

Don't delude yourself. Unless you have extensive training and track time, you're not as good a driver as you think you are. . .and even if you were, driving "crazy fast" is still stupid, because real-world conditions and other drivers add danger that no amount of skill on your part--real or imagined--can cope with.

Hint: now that you've proven your girl-wang is at least as big as Delphi's, it's probably best to let this subject drop rather than beginning a flame-fest you're not likely to win.

You seem like a really nice person from what I've seen and just a little argumentative, but that's okay, I like a little spunk.

So, seeing anyone?

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This one time, at Burger camp:
welcome to the boards! I'm sorry everyone is being so mean to you, I'll be nice. I promise.

You seem like a really nice person from what I've seen and just a little argumentative, but that's okay, I like a little spunk.

So, seeing anyone?

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He's got candy in his van.

Actually, I think he might try anyways.

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Bloodsage served you hard when he said:
There was a similar study done in the US, but I can't find it at the moment. The bottom line: most people consider themselves much better drivers than other people. The problem: it can't statistically be true.

Don't delude yourself. Unless you have extensive training and track time, you're not as good a driver as you think you are. . .and even if you were, driving "crazy fast" is still stupid, because real-world conditions and other drivers add danger that no amount of skill on your part--real or imagined--can cope with.

Hint: now that you've proven your girl-wang is at least as big as Delphi's, it's probably best to let this subject drop rather than beginning a flame-fest you're not likely to win.

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diadem fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 01:43 PM.

Now I'm sad.

As for you others...

I am not the only person who knows I am a good driver.

In fact, I have never gotten a complaint from anyone. Except the people on the road who are put to shame by my abilities.

I do feel sorry for you other driving-challenged individuals. There is a difference between someone knowing they are a good driver and someone thinking they are.

I expect you (you = people who challenge my obvious skill behind the wheel) are jealous.

Anyone who knows the limitations of their vehicle and safely challenges those limits is a good driver.

You excuse for men who cannot drive just feel threatened by a female driver.

On that note: grow some balls