MathMan, your mission is to eat only the number 6. When you encounter a number, you will have until the count of 3 to make your decision. And beware the ill-tempered Mr. Glitch. He will eat you if you are wrong.
MathMan! MathMan! MathMan! <gling!>
Looks like a six to me! Yup! <gulp!> <trumpet fanfare>
"Grumble, grumble..."
Yee-hah! MathMan! MathMan! Numbers that are 6! MathMan! MathMan! <gling!>
Hmmm, tough one! <gulp!> <trumpet fanfare>
"Grumble, grumble...he was lucky..."
Yee-hah! MathMan! MathMan! Numbers that are 6! MathMan! MathMan! <gling!>
Well, I guess so! <gulp!> <buzzer sound>
Oh, no! That wasn't six!
MATHMAN! MATHMAN! MATHMAN!
Argh!
"Yum! That was satisfying..."
*proceeds to pound head off wall*
makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop!
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Demitri was all like:
...
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Mathmagician: HA HA HA! I, the evil Mathmagician, shall take over the schools and force all the kids to do nothing but homework!
Just then...
Bamf!
Dexter: Wow! Major Glory!
Mathmagician: Ah-ah-ah, no fighting in schools!
Major Glory: Hm, you're right. But there is one way to stop you!
Mathmagician: No! Not Justice Fruit Pies, the fruit-filled candies that you'd have to be crazy to hate! Oh, I give up.
Later...
Dexter: Wow, thanks Major Glory!
Major Glory: (with his mouth full) Don't dank de, dank Dustice Doot Dyes!
Dexter: What?
Major Glory: I said, don't dank, d'oooooooooooooh!
All: Ha ha ha ha!
[EDIT] Iris! Are you saying that all typos really are UBB? [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Sentow ]
I would write "humor disclamer", but what would the point be?
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
Weeee!
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We were all impressed when Drysart wrote:
YES! I remember them!
I think it was Agent Friday and Detective Tuesday, wasn't it? [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Kagrama ]
"I'm Kate Monday and this is my partner George"
"...Frankly"
"Mathnet!" [ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Drysart ]
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Drysart had this to say about Cuba:
Any show where the good guys pull their calculators out of their holsters and charge into a room holding them out like guns is a good show in my book.
Geek!
wolfenstein...must..play..
[ 12-13-2001: Message edited by: Chalesm ]
In the beginning the Universe was created.Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
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Drysart had this to say about Optimus Prime:
"Mathnet!"
Now I remember! They used to make me watch that in school, it totally owns!
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Chalesm had this to say about John Romero:
The answer's right on the tip of my tounge...
Square one!!
Sar...
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Mortious Shadowstalker thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Luckily, my Englishnesseseseseses protects me from understanding what the hell this is.
Why? Does American math not use enough vowels?
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Dirk was hilarious, too.
I miss Square One 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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.. I can't believe I found this.
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Mortious's fortune cookie read:
Mathman!.. I can't believe I found this.
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Trillee was naked while typing this:
I won't do it again! Honest!
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Mortious wrote this stupid crap:
I won't do it again! Honest!
quote:This is what Mortious is doing. This is what I want Mortious to do
:
I won't do it again! Honest!
Other notables are Math Maze, Reader Rabbit, Mixed Up Mother Goose and this one game where you shove people out of a helecopter and try to make them land on the hay in a horse-drawn carrage below.
I loved that one the most because you could kill the horse or the driver by landing on them.
Mathman mathman mathman....
I never like mathnet though, was only 2 or 3 at the time though. I like the one where zero was complaining about the decimal point though. Elvish Crack Piper fucked around with this message on 06-23-2004 at 11:56 PM.
...this thread.
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