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Damnati
Filthy
posted 01-25-2010 09:29:00 PM
Mike and Ike motherfucker, do you speak it?
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Kermitov 2
Pancake
posted 01-26-2010 12:17:23 AM
Say whatchamacallit AGAIN!
Addy
posted 01-26-2010 01:13:55 AM
Mike & Ikes, Dots, fruit-flavored tootsie rolls, M&M dark chocolate, skittles

Blow pops, Gobstoppers, and PIXY STICKS! If you want to feel like you are participating in trick or treating

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-26-2010 08:49:06 AM
I always wind up buying 2 or 3 bags of pixy stix when they go on sale before Halloween. They're hard, if not impossible outside the MEGA stix, to find any other time of the year.

And yes.. Reese's Pieces or Cups are a must have.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-26-2010 12:28:39 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about dark elf butts:
I always wind up buying 2 or 3 bags of pixy stix when they go on sale before Halloween. They're hard, if not impossible outside the MEGA stix, to find any other time of the year.

And yes.. Reese's Pieces or Cups are a must have.


I work at Dollar General, and we sell them year round.

If you have a local DG, check the pegged candy section.

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-26-2010 09:25:57 PM
quote:
Azakias's account was hax0red to write:
If you havent had them before, my wholehearted recommendation for cereal is something called "Oh's!"

Crunchy, sweet, and actually pretty good for you. Yum.


Man I love these, but they shred the roof of my mouth pretty badly.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-27-2010 12:01:43 AM
Much like eating too much Capt Crunch.

But you come to learn to love the pain.

Callalron
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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 01-28-2010 01:19:37 PM
quote:
Kermitov 2 impressed everyone with:
Say whatchamacallit AGAIN!

Fuck you. Now I gotta go to the store.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-01-2010 07:33:02 AM
Capt'n Crunch: Like eating a bowl full of angry sugar cubes.

AWESOME

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-01-2010 07:50:37 PM
Baby Ruths are pretty good.

Will try sandwiches tomorrow.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-01-2010 09:40:52 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mortious said:
Capt'n Crunch: Like eating a bowl full of angry sugar cubes.

AWESOME


Never before has shredding the roof of your mouth been so delicious.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-02-2010 10:46:18 AM
Will post pretty much when I eat the things.

PB&J Sandwich: Very nice but needs better bread, will try with soft brown.

Hershey Bar: Suprised at how tasty this is, very creamy, nicer on the palette than British chocolate which I find to be too sweet.

nem-x
posted 02-02-2010 10:52:36 AM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-02-2010 05:04:41 PM
Tootsie Rolls: Really nice but they get real old real fast. I think my mouth is now stuck together. Deliciously.
Ares
posted 02-02-2010 09:51:37 PM
I like British chocolate. Penguin biscuits, chocolate buttons and Flakes are amazing.

But, I do prefer dark chocolate like Hershey's or Lindt.

Glad you're enjoying your sugar coma Mort.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-08-2010 04:02:03 AM
well!? what other crap have you eaten?

or have you fallen into a sugar coma.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-08-2010 04:48:03 AM
quote:
Trent said:
fallen into a sugar coma.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-10-2010 12:05:01 AM
Great... Mort's been visited by Wilford Brimley
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Mightion Defensor
posted 02-11-2010 11:06:15 PM
You need to try Crunch Berries cereal, Mort... they're Captain Crunch with added red berry cereal pieces. My god, I wish they'd make Crunch Berries without the Cap'n Crunch.

EDIT: These.

I didn't know they came with more than one color berries now... when I was a kid they only had, and needed, red berries.

Mightion Defensor fucked around with this message on 02-11-2010 at 11:08 PM.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-12-2010 04:56:28 PM
Jesus.

Are Americans alergic to sugar or do you just love your cancer?

GET OUT OF MY FOOD, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. YOU DO NOT BELONG.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-12-2010 06:28:45 PM
quote:
Mortious stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Jesus.

Are Americans alergic to sugar or do you just love your cancer?

GET OUT OF MY FOOD, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. YOU DO NOT BELONG.


Quoting that.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-12-2010 08:08:34 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about pies:
Jesus.

Are Americans alergic to sugar or do you just love your cancer?

GET OUT OF MY FOOD, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. YOU DO NOT BELONG.


I know. Sucks, huh? It can be hard to find stuff without it, over here.

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Greenlit
posted 02-12-2010 09:09:05 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Cuba:
Jesus.

Are Americans alergic to sugar or do you just love your cancer?

GET OUT OF MY FOOD, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. YOU DO NOT BELONG.


It's a sensitive issue.

Do you like corn?

We have a lot of it.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-12-2010 09:14:05 PM
nasty tariffs on sugar so we have something to do with all that corn basically
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-13-2010 11:54:30 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mortious said:
Jesus.

Are Americans alergic to sugar or do you just love your cancer?

GET OUT OF MY FOOD, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. YOU DO NOT BELONG.


I can tell you've never been to Iowa. Or Nebraska. Miles and miles of miles and miles. Of cornfields. Plus, unless you're in Hawaii there's not a lot of indiginously grown sugar.

I remember when I was stationed in Germany and we had an cookout with our Luftwaffe partner unit and we served corn on the cob. None of the Germans would touch it, since all the corn they grew was for animal feed and not the sweet white corn we eat over here.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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Steven Steve
posted 02-14-2010 11:55:04 AM
Haha

Yes, something called "high fructose corn syrup" has no sugar in it

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Steven Steve
posted 02-14-2010 11:58:19 AM
And everything has corn syrup because Clinton buttfucked the WTO so farmers can grow whatever crappy crop like corn or soybeans for an excessive profit, thereby making it possible for everyone to make a bunch of bucks

It's not a nutritional or taste decision, it's just purely economics, sort of like how everyone went with VHS because they're idiots and like cheaper crappier stuff

Also HFCS was invented by the Japanese, amusingly enough

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Mightion Defensor
posted 02-14-2010 02:09:52 PM
quote:
And the Replyobots combined to form Steven Steve, who roared:
Haha

Yes, something called "high fructose corn syrup" has no sugar in it


In this context, "Sugar" = "Sucrose".

Fructose /= sucrose.

Steven Steve
posted 02-14-2010 04:49:04 PM

http://goldbook.iupac.org/S06088.html

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Steven Steve
posted 02-14-2010 04:50:14 PM
Those were both Hershey-owned (American) bars by the way
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