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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Obama seems pretty happy with the ideaof everyone cupping each other's balls.
But he calls it "the audacity of hope"
Obama 
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:Clinton believes Republicans are evil.
They spent 8 years trying to cock block him. Can you blame him?
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This one time, at Zair camp:
They spent 8 years trying to cock block him. Can you blame him?
I am unsympathetic.
If I was leader of the free world, I could get a blowjob from someone better-looking than Lewinski.
If I was leader of the free world, I would use the Patriot Act to make YOU suck my balls.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
I am unsympathetic.If I was leader of the free world, I could get a blowjob from someone better-looking than Lewinski.
If I was leader of the free world, I would use the Patriot Act to make YOU suck my balls.
Parcelan for President!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
If I was leader of the free world, I would use the Patriot Act to make YOU suck my balls.
No need to make me when Mooj will gladly do it for free.
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Nobody really understood why Zair wrote:
No need to make me when Mooj will gladly do it for free.
Dissension in the ranks, eh?
If you will not suck my balls in battle, then you will suck my balls on the firing line.
Commissar Sean, execute this traitor-in-training.
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:Commissar Sean, execute this traitor-in-training.
Commissar? You didn't tell me you were godless communists. That I can, of course, get behind.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
If I was leader of the free world, I could get a blowjob from someone better-looking than Lewinski.
Alek fucked around with this message on 10-26-2007 at 03:10 AM.
