ps. I've gotten laid with four different girls in the past six months, and only one of them was fat
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Maradon! postedThat would be overtly harsh if it weren't so full of lol.
ps. I've gotten laid with four different girls in the past six months, and only one of them was fat
How fat are we talking here? A little chubby, or like, so fat you could fuck the folds?
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Mr. Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
Fear not! I shall pick up the slack!Dr. Gee should tell us some stories about the time he hosted crazy ex-member Kait at his home and, while in possession of a psychotic submissive, didn't think to use it to his advantage. Common sense says "good job," but I say "no dice."
Do you want something along the lines of bitching at me about something totally retarded, tales of people interacting with her for the first time, general personality traits, or a generalised synposis?
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Dr. Gee had this to say about (_|_):
Do you want something along the lines of bitching at me about something totally retarded, tales of people interacting with her for the first time, general personality traits, or a generalised synposis?
Second one.
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x--AlidaneO-('-'Q) :
How fat are we talking here? A little chubby, or like, so fat you could fuck the folds?
Fat enough to be emo about it? We're not talking grotesque, I do have some standards.
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Maradon! had this to say about Duck Tales:
Fat enough to be emo about it?
So 120 pounds 
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Roll the dice to see if `Doc is getting drunk!
Horrifying, isn't it?
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Mr. Parcelan needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
Fear not! I shall pick up the slack!'Doc is by far the most uncomfortable creature ever to walk the earth. He's so incredibly desperate for attention and validation, he's mangled every internet cliche into one hideous, man-made amalgamation of horror. Stealing through the night like a spectre, grimy spade clenched in hand, he trotted from grave to grave, exhuming corpses of white knightery, "are you a girl" inquiry, psuedo-sarcasm, faux intellect, with wild whimsy. He spirited them back to the dank hole he calls home, sewing them together with hands that could not contain his mirth, they trembled so. "How delightful I'll be," he squealed with glee, "how happy I'll be, how loved I'll be, how glorious I'll be when all of EC sees me." Donning this crude exoskeleton made of what we've all seen before, praying that no one would ever see to the quivering Dr. Jekyll within, he has since shambled across the outskirts of the community, quick to duck from the torches of the enraged mob, until we accepted him as that horror that lurks at the edge of our vision. Content with acceptance, his own delusions twisting it into the love he desperately craved, he has lurked there and shall lurk there evermore.
quote:I gotta admit he played off the trigger line pretty well.
Greenlit really knows where their towel is...
wow just wow
quote:Dunno, maybe. Though it can't be nearly as old as the line I used, so who the
Kaiote is attacking the darkness!
I've read that bit before.. Has Parce used the frankentroll bit to insult somebody else.. couple years back maybe?
cares?Murder by title? I just noticed.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Make the pain stop 
quote:You need to read the entry before yours.
Elvish Crack Piper needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
Sarcastic insinuation of being liked.Make the pain stop
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Maradon! got served! Maradon! got served!
That would be overtly harsh if it weren't so full of lol.ps. I've gotten laid with four different girls in the past six months, and only one of them was fat
In before Faz: did you PIITB?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Look at that neck beard! It really accentuates your neck fat- an excellent styling choice.
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Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
That would be overtly harsh if it weren't so full of lol.ps. I've gotten laid with four different girls in the past six months, and only one of them was fat
Did you PIITB?
oh no Stalwart Steve fucked around with this message on 08-14-2007 at 12:34 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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A sleep deprived Blindy. stammered:
ge;origjerag
THE MOAR THINGS CHANGE...
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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The propaganda machine of Stalwart Steve's junta released this statement:
Did you PIITB?oh no
Haha, really? Even if not, that's still funny.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Blindy. spewed forth this undeniable truth:
[Neck beard picture was here]
Look at that neck beard! It really accentuates your neck fat- an excellent styling choice.
I've seen the way ladies look at his neck beard. LeMiere fucked around with this message on 08-14-2007 at 01:31 PM.
With lust. Pure lust.
Stalwart Steve fucked around with this message on 08-14-2007 at 07:56 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
I just really, really like vagina, and I'm sorta afraid I'll get some kind of poop infection in my pee hole anyway.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Stalwart Steve booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I had a neck beard once; I had to shave it off for obvious reasons
Because it was too awesome?
But I've probably told this story at least 3 times.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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We were all impressed when Stalwart Steve wrote:
When I PIITB it took like 7 tries to get in her anusBut I've probably told this story at least 3 times.
On the seventh try did she split in half, leaving a steaming trench for you to sow your manliest of seeds in?
If so, did you come back to reap your harvest?
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Blindy. had this to say about Pirotess:
Look at that neck beard! It really accentuates your neck fat- an excellent styling choice.
That was around four years ago.
What's your excuse?
In fact, I'm not even sure this is a valid insult. Comparing pictures, it looks like only one of us has an actual jawline. The other has some kind of goiter posing as a chin.
You seem to be reaching. Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-14-2007 at 11:47 PM.
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From the book of Blindy., chapter 3, verse 16:
I don't need one.
No, no, I demand a reason for your existence. I think I'm entitled that; much like a jury demanding the reason for a serial killer's motives, I must know what it is that drives you to stay alive and irritate people, rather than sparing sensibility and killing yourself.
I guess if that's too tall an order, you can just post your smileys over and over and hope someone hasn't seen them yet.
under one condition for both of you
blindy - no airbrushing or retarded photoshop work
parcelan - leave your nasty ass feet out of it
we'll settle who's uglier here and now. fal will judge as he is the most experienced in this topic
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
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Sam Watkins put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
I have a new avatar
and AIDS.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Parcelan said this about your mom:
Wait, what's wrong with my feet
what's NOT wrong with them?
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Vorbis stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
On the seventh try did she split in half, leaving a steaming trench for you to sow your manliest of seeds in?If so, did you come back to reap your harvest?
No, I was sorely disappointed when it ended up being not as tight as I would have imagined given the fact that it was impossible to enter, and was hardly tighter than her giner (which I probably should have worried about)
still she whined about it
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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And coming in at #1 is Stalwart Steve with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
No, I was sorely disappointed when it ended up being not as tight as I would have imagined given the fact that it was impossible to enter, and was hardly tighter than her giner (which I probably should have worried about)still she whined about it
I'm pretty sure you'd bitch and whine if someone shoved his dick up your ass, bub.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Now you're just talking crazy talk.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Stalwart Steve had this to say about dark elf butts:
I had a neck beard once; I had to shave it off for obvious reasons
If I didn't know any better, I would've said "Hey aren't you that guy from 300?".
