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Blackened
posted 07-01-2007 04:15:12 AM
Many an hour was spent tonight laughing as slow-motion replays described one grandma's flailing limbs crashing mercilessly into another's face and body as he tumbled weakly to the ground.

It's so nice watching those primates in their natural habitat: Kept in a square cage, monitored closely by rich white men, and forced to beat each other until one falls unconscious. So charming and amusing in it's savage ways.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Greenlit
posted 07-01-2007 10:38:24 AM
(not racist)
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-01-2007 12:32:10 PM
so, orangebrand, you had a flounce because you didnt get any pussy right?
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-01-2007 08:00:45 PM
Not even close man. You have to read what I said (as hard as it is)She is like playing mind fucking games..

It is like when you go
"what you want to eat?" and they go "doesnt matter"
Ok well lets go to food place A... then they are like I really want food place B..that type of thing. This goes on all day.. 24/7 I can never get a straight answer from her at all. Then when I assume or take the initiative to make the decision, she has one that will go 180 degrees from what she just said.

I don't want to get into it man.. it is a long story and all, But I do have sex.. I didn't get mad that we didn't have sex.. you are reading into it to much for what it actually says... You can go "oh I get it" but even then you have to be here and see the entire situation to understand what I was going nutjob about..

I may be alot of things man... stupid,lazy,according to my mother-selfish, and what ever people want to call me.. But I am not that shallow to get mad when I don't get some.

Now if someone starts the countdown and wants to pull the plug at 5 sec, then restarts it, then stops it at 3 secs then restarts it then stops at 1.... then goes nah... nevermind....

I do not know anyone male or female that wouldnt get a bit of the earbiter syndrome from this kind of bullshit.

Edit- Mind you we are talking about my WIFE here... not some chick I met yesterday.. Wife of 9 years. and before that dating her since Highschool.. all of some 14 years total. (1992 to one month ago, you do the math)
Putting up with this would make anyone act as I do.. or leave..I chose to go crazy.

OrangeBrand fucked around with this message on 07-01-2007 at 08:08 PM.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Steven Steve
posted 07-01-2007 08:29:12 PM
Finally you have realized that it's not actually worth it to get married because most people are utterly annoying.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-01-2007 08:31:00 PM
The old saying "If I knew then what I know now"
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-01-2007 08:46:24 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

You either start speaking in complete sentences, complete with pronouns, subjects and verbs, or I will do everything in my power to ruin you.

Greenlit
posted 07-01-2007 09:09:40 PM
So I just got some new techniques (attacks) in God Hand and they are pretty rad

For instance I can now perform a Shawn Michaels style Sweet Chin Music combo. Also I have several attacks that chain together very well called Pimp Hand, Pay Up, Backhand, etc.

FIST OF JUSTICE is pretty sweet but I need some STARS AND STRIPES action up in here to go total Steve Rogers on these negroes

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-02-2007 12:03:43 AM
so.. i'm playing eq2 now.

its not so bad really.

alternate models are spiffy.

Blackened
posted 07-02-2007 01:26:15 AM
I have no idea why I'm playing through Overlord again. I suppose for the satisfaction of being 100% corrupt, something I missed out on. But that alone is not enough. I guess it's just a better excuse to utilize this Xbox360 adapter that Sean picked up. Makes the game feel a little more fun to play.

Though, I honestly can't say there's such a huge difference between the two control styles.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Steven Steve
posted 07-02-2007 12:04:06 PM
I recently beat Deus Ex for like the 8th time. (Took me 5 1/2 hours on realistic)

Stalwart Steve fucked around with this message on 07-02-2007 at 12:04 PM.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blackened
posted 07-02-2007 01:13:23 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve.
I recently beat Deus Ex for like the 8th time. (Took me 5 1/2 hours on realistic)
I've never played that game, though I suspect it's very good from what the popular opinion is.

I'm honestly worried that it's just aged too much to enjoy now. I feel somewhat spoiled on all these fancy, new graphics engines.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-02-2007 01:23:57 PM
quote:
That damn dirty Greenlit rudely interrupted me to say;
So I just got some new techniques (attacks) in God Hand and they are pretty rad

For instance I can now perform a Shawn Michaels style Sweet Chin Music combo. Also I have several attacks that chain together very well called Pimp Hand, Pay Up, Backhand, etc.

FIST OF JUSTICE is pretty sweet but I need some STARS AND STRIPES action up in here to go total Steve Rogers on these negroes


I have no idea how far I am in that game. I just beat the trio for the second time.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Tier
posted 07-02-2007 03:08:10 PM
I've just started God of War 1 on God mode now, and while I love the ramped up difficulty, getting nearly no red orbs to power up the chaos blades from is just annoying. Odds are I'll get fed up and do something else.
Steven Steve
posted 07-02-2007 04:43:25 PM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I've never played that game, though I suspect it's very good from what the popular opinion is.

I'm honestly worried that it's just aged too much to enjoy now. I feel somewhat spoiled on all these fancy, new graphics engines.


Supposedly someone is working on a high definition model pack somewhere but I am far too lazy to actually look for it, but perhaps you would be interested.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Tier
posted 07-02-2007 05:02:49 PM
nem-x
posted 07-02-2007 07:09:42 PM
Steven Steve
posted 07-02-2007 07:10:21 PM
No! I cannot forgive...

Denton, I will get you.

Stalwart Steve fucked around with this message on 07-02-2007 at 07:10 PM.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Greenlit
posted 07-02-2007 07:28:05 PM
I wanted lemon-lime.
Tier
posted 07-02-2007 08:45:34 PM
I am not a machine!
Steven Steve
posted 07-02-2007 10:53:17 PM
My vision is augmented.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Zair
The Imp
posted 07-03-2007 09:47:36 AM
I just finished God Hand on normal last night.
Fun game, but I got my ass kicked so badly when I tried it on hard that I probably won't bother with that.

The extra costumes you get after beating the game are amusing.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-03-2007 07:39:40 PM
No to put the thread back on topic... but..

Heres what ya do, Shirley.

Suck it up, and deal with it. Leave her, and bottle up any feelings yu have left for her. It's not worth it, and your sanity in the long run is more important. Quit trying to make her happy, and stop trying to make it work. It DOESNT fucking work. And don't do that "dating" bullshit. It only confuses the situation and gives her false hopes. If you think YOU'RE getting mindfucked, you should see it from HER side. Women have MUCH more fucked up minds than men do, and they pay for it by overthinking everything, and lookin for shit that aint there.

Oh, and that whole thing where she doesnt know what she wants to eat, and you pick a place, and she says she'd prefer a different place? THAT is a signal that she doesnt know what she wants in life in general. ESPECIALLY in you. She doesnt know what she wants from a man, but she DOESN"T want you... but you're handy to keep around, in case she needs to score some cock or something.

And add in the confusion and emotional distress this shit is placng on your kids, and you're affecting other lives too.

So bottle up your tears, Betty. Cut out the touchy feely emo shit, and move the fuck ON. You and your wife both know its not going to work, but neither of you is willing to stand up and do what needs to be done. Don't blame some depression/bipolar/mental issues. And quit blaming her. Do something about it, and get it the fuck overwith.

Sure, you're gonna get an ulcer. But it will be a well deserved ulcer.


Sorry for derailing the derail, but I havent played any of those games you guys are talking about.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-03-2007 07:49:39 PM
this thread was dumb why are you taking it seriously
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-03-2007 07:52:46 PM
^^^
I was going to reply right before you did.. Your sigpic, is to much. I don't know if I should laugh or laugh harder.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-03-2007 08:10:39 PM
Faz posted it. Laugh at him.
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-03-2007 08:36:49 PM
It is just so wrong, but in a good way.

Oh and to reply to Kaiote;

I agree with you 99%. Sometimes it is hard to see what you are doing wrong till you see it from someones elses prospective.

OrangeBrand fucked around with this message on 07-03-2007 at 08:37 PM.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-03-2007 10:57:49 PM
I read the first post again and have come to the conclusion that she is cheating on you.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-04-2007 02:32:23 AM
I would have to agree with you. Only problem is I have 0% evidence to support this. All the signs point to it, but nothing solid.

It is to late now, we have already seperated and I am moving on. All this, is been ongoing for some time now, which is where this post comes in.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Steven Steve
posted 07-04-2007 12:00:10 PM
quote:
This one time, at OrangeBrand camp:
I would have to agree with you. Only problem is I have 0% evidence to support this. All the signs point to it, but nothing solid.

It is to late now, we have already seperated and I am moving on. All this, is been ongoing for some time now, which is where this post comes in.


"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-04-2007 12:12:09 PM
You kinda look like Joey Fatone in that picture. Or one of them boy band fruits.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-04-2007 07:17:05 PM
quote:
That damn dirty Karnaj rudely interrupted me to say;
You kinda look like Joey Fatone in that picture. Or one of them boy band fruits.

Faz is a queer

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 07-04-2007 07:49:19 PM
I have no Idea who that is, and don't get the punchline.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-04-2007 07:50:21 PM
Steven Steve
posted 07-04-2007 08:05:33 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Delidgamond said this:
Faz is a queer

whoa gee whoa!

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-04-2007 08:06:44 PM
quote:
Stalwart Steve stopped masturbating to porn to say;
whoa gee whoa!

haha got you!

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-04-2007 09:50:14 PM
Here's my advice.

Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up.

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