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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You think it's retarded to feel contempt for those beneath you?

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Like retarded children GRAHHH!!

IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!!

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
Those beneath me? Like...underground? Well...yeah. It's like the mole men and the CHUDS down there.

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Fantastic Four had some very lame villains. Mole King? What was his goal except for raping the Invisible Woman?

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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
What was his goal except for raping the Invisible Woman?

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I dunno, seems like a pretty admirable goal to me. Invisible Woman's one of the main hotties out there.

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We were all impressed when Kaiote wrote:

Job where he has to maintain as close to physical perfection as TV dictates.
A son that is the opposite of what TV dictates as perfect.
A wife who wants him to stay home with his son.

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What was wrong with his kid? I must have missed that

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Kegwen had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What was wrong with his kid? I must have missed that

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iirc he's mentally retarded

In other words yes he's retarded

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Azakias got a whole lot of nerve:
Well... from what I know (which amounts to what the guys who do bodybuilding and work with me at the squadron) the bigger you are, the more angry you are apt to get. Hell, my supervisor went from 230 lbs with less than 5% body fat down to 180% with less than 8% body fat because he didnt like how aggressive he became.

A lot of big guys like that (not all, mind you) have aggression issues, and that sort of buildup of hormones that being that big gets you can cause mental problems too, correct?

Jes' sayin'.... doesnt HAVE to be the 'roids. Might just be the inability for the mind to cope with what is happening to the body.

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i am full of rage because of my size

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And coming in at #1 is Stalwart Steve with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Yes, over the past few weeks I've gotten up to 190 pounds and now I am full of rage

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Full of gay rage, that is.

POUNDS OF RAGE!

Vorbis fucked around with this message on 07-06-2007 at 07:59 PM.

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Nobody really understood why Stalwart Steve wrote:
Yes, over the past few weeks I've gotten up to 190 pounds and now I am full of rage

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You only get to be full of rage when you have hair.

It keeps the rage from escaping through your scalp.

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Azakias stopped masturbating to porn to say;
You only get to be full of rage when you have hair.

It keeps the rage from escaping through your scalp.

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Wait what?

Grow some hair.

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That damn dirty Azakias rudely interrupted me to say;
Same thing with coherency.

Grow some hair.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Stalwart Steve said:
Yes, over the past few weeks I've gotten up to 190 pounds and now I am full of rage

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=8RPJwjtxe9A

Arab Strap - New Birds

You just have to be sure you're doing the right thing. I mean it's very easy to forget - she's was just sitting there in the pub with her new friends and her new life and her new hair and it might been five years but you'd know just to look at her. I wasn't even sure it was her at first, I was ready to walk away but she smiled and called me over and we said hello for a bit. When we went back to our tables we were tried not to look over at each other and told our friends to stop staring. I didn't see her for the rest of the night, but by closing time the beer's kicked in so I go up and speak to her and we end up going for a walk and talking about our new homes, our new jobs, our new friends and our new birds.

She says she's been going out with him now for about two and a half years, but they don't live together so he'd never find out. And you think about chasing her about school when you were wee and lying in your bed and listening to love songs and pretending they were about you. And the first time you asked her out she said no but one night you went to a wedding and when you came back to the pub she'd changed her mind and you went out. You remember the way she swung her arms when she held your hand but you can't remember how she kissed and now you've got the chance to find out. But you have to remember there's this other kiss. And she's sitting at home, wondering where you are and what you're doing. And you work hard on this kiss and you know it inside out, it's as much yours as it is hers, and it took a long time to get right, it took months of practice and months of embarassment but now you've got it perfected and you've been looking forward to that kiss all week.

You can see her breath in the air between your faces as you stand in the leaves and she just asks you straight out if you want to come and stay at her flat. But you make sure you get separate taxis and you go home and there might be a slight regret and maybe you'll wonder what you missed but you have to remember the kiss that you worked so hard on - and you'll know you've done the right thing.

Stalwart Steve fucked around with this message on 07-10-2007 at 12:15 PM.