Every time he gets bored he takes it out on us.
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Mooj attempted to be funny by writing:
Why aren't you putting out more?Every time he gets bored he takes it out on us.
Listen, it's not my fault. We live 500 miles apart. Trust me, if we lived together he'd never get bored enough to ban your admins and terrorize your forum.
Waisz gets laid a lot. He's good in bed, and he's got quite the sizable genitalia, I assure you.
Carry on.
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nem-x had this to say about bitches:
are you a ham ham
no u
What keeps you (or him) in a long-distance relationship, aside from codependency and a burning desire to stroke your own ego via someone's affection?
Does he use internet catchphrases irl (that's "in real life" fyi (that's "for your information"))?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Alidane painfully thought these words up:
Why Waisz? Aside from his apparently sizeable penis.What keeps you (or him) in a long-distance relationship, aside from codependency and a burning desire to stroke your own ego via someone's affection?
Does he use internet catchphrases irl (that's "in real life" fyi (that's "for your information"))?
all very good questions i assure you, thanks for asking!
Why Waisz? He's handsome, intelligent, clever, caring and a lot of fun. And he drives a nice car. 
We stay together because we love each other, and we make a really good team.IL ke how he hijacks this forum, and makes sure to change my title and lets me post threads about his penis. We see each other at least once a month - in fact, I'll be flying out to see him Friday morning. He's an asshole to most people but for some reason (good sex?) he's taken a liking to me.
We both use internet catchphrases irl, tbqh (that's "to be quite honest," fyi.)
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Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
So would you describe him as a man, a child, or a man-child, and why?
when he pulls shit like what he's doing now, he's sort of manchildish, but when we're alone together, he's all man 
cause we have sex
get it
no you probably don't, it's ok, someday you'll lose your v-card (if you're lucky)
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Alidane's account was hax0red to write:
btw tits or gtfo
lol u first
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sarahtastic postedlol u first
Considered, declined.
Okay, enough screwing around, time to rub one out and go to sleep.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into sarahtastic who doth quote:
We live 500 miles apart.
girlfriend.jpg
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Maradon! impressed everyone with:
girlfriend.jpg
WAH WAH WAH IT'S THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE
I'll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobedient
I'm careful, can't you see?
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
Making food is just like science
Will tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different taste
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a
You gotta do the cooking by the book
Cake
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sarahtastic enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
no you probably don't, it's ok, someday you'll lose your v-card (if you're lucky)
Karnaj is married.
To me. 
Now he poops in my sock drawer exclusively.
um ok no
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Alaan wrote this stupid crap:
YOu haven't lived until you take a crosscountry trip with Waisz, Sarah, YOTC, and his girlfriend.
otakon krew 4 lyfe :hfive:
Also are you ever afraid Waiz's hair will rise up and devour you and everyone you know and love? I know I have. 
It makes them seem really retarded!
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Mr. Gainsborough wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Why is it that whenever someone's girlfriend makes an account on a forum they're always like LOL OMG ask me sum questionz!It makes them seem really retarded!
Like which ones?
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Mr. Gainsborough said:
Why is it that whenever someone's girlfriend makes an account on a forum they're always like LOL OMG ask me sum questionz!
I honestly thought this was Waisz just making an alt account. Hell she even types like Waisz. Now I'm just terribly confused.
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From the book of Mortious, chapter 3, verse 16:
I honestly thought this was Waisz just making an alt account. Hell she even types like Waisz. Now I'm just terribly confused.
That Sarah is similar to me perhaps explains why she can tolerate me. 
quote:Or she was molested as a young girl resulting in severe metal growth trauma.
7486.
That Sarah is similar to me perhaps explains why she can tolerate me.
Just saying.
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Blackened wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Or she was molested as a young girl resulting in severe metal growth trauma.Just saying.
Metal growth? Does she, like, have railroad spikes sprouting from her back or something?
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Gainsborough!
Why is it that whenever someone's girlfriend makes an account on a forum they're always like LOL OMG ask me sum questionz!It makes them seem really retarded!
stfu sarahtastic fucked around with this message on 03-02-2007 at 02:21 AM.
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Alaan obviously shouldn't have said:
YOu haven't lived until you take a crosscountry trip with Waisz, Sarah, YOTC, and his girlfriend.
you are a-ok in my book. A+ even.
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Blackened thought about the meaning of life:
Or she was molested as a young girl resulting in severe metal growth trauma.Just saying.
or maybe i just like guys who troll forums for fun..
we're pretty similar in a lot of ways, that's how i can stand him. it has nothing to do with molestation. or metal growth, though i did just pierce my nose.
also this isn't just a Waisz alt account, i'm really his girlfriend and right now we are different people. at least for right now.
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How.... Vise the Stompy.... uughhhhhh:
Behold I post for no reason!Also are you ever afraid Waiz's hair will rise up and devour you and everyone you know and love? I know I have.
actually there is a picture of us from WAY BACK when we started dating where his hair is basically attacking my head it is pretty lol
i am not afraid of it though, i like to brush it for him he is so handsome
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Blindy. said:
You don't type like a girl. You type like a boy.
Yeah, and if it wasn't for the picture, I would be of the opinion that we have a second archer pinguin on our hands. Just a less convinving one.
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Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
How did he end up with such an ugly girlfriend?
Little effort and a very poor burn.
You failed, but after the curve you got a C+ (since you never went to college, a grading curve is where everyone else did so poorly that in comparison your turd looks remarkable).
