She's 13 fucking years old.
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Damnati stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Stealing shit from your dresser drawers...what have you got in there that she's wanting to steal?
I don't have any clothes in it.
It's just where I keep my DS, games(this is what she's stealing), condoms (thankfully in a different drawer), etc.
I taped it shut and wrote a note that says "STOP FUCKING STEALING" and on the other side "BITCH", so when she goes to tell the parents on me, I'll know where she's been.
Get a safe.
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
My sister was a kleptomaniac and a sociopath when she was 13. She stole, she lied, she tattled, she was a monster. I told my parents; they never cared or believed me.Get a safe.
My parents believe me, they just don't do anything for some reason.
I plan on getting a safe when I get paid.
e: where can i buy a safe Gadani fucked around with this message on 02-28-2007 at 12:10 AM.
Wage war on your sister.
That way when she walks, she'll remember why it hurts and maybe not steal.
But if she doesn't, I'll punch her in the other one.
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My brother was the same way. Just go get a replacment doornob for your room with a lock on it. Give your parents a key and you should be ok. It is alot more pratical and cheaper than a safe.
This is effective and easy.
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Gadani was listening to Cher while typing:
e: where can i buy a safe
If that doesn't work, step up to rat traps.
edit: lots of them. Skaw fucked around with this message on 02-28-2007 at 06:58 AM.
That will show her. Stupid bitch.
It's true, it works. He did it to me once after I borrowed toothpaste.
Now I have breast cancer.
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Pvednes probably says this to all the girls:
Seconding mousetraps.If that doesn't work, step up to rat traps.
Transformers would be a bit much, don't you thing?
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Dave wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
My brother was the same way. Just go get a replacment doornob for your room with a lock on it. Give your parents a key and you should be ok. It is alot more pratical and cheaper than a safe.
^^^
Super easy. I wouldn't even give my parents a key.
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Monica was listening to Cher while typing:
^^^Super easy. I wouldn't even give my parents a key.
Alot of parents wouldn't go for that, but might if you give them a key.
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There was much rejoicing when Palador ChibiDragon said this:
Alot of parents wouldn't go for that, but might if you give them a key.
If they can't be trusted to discipline the sister then why would they be trusted not to give her the key, either by physically handing it to her or leaving it somewhere where she can get to it? If he thinks his parents will bug out about it that much, then he can talk to them before he does it.
If my hypothetical 17 year old were to buy a lock for his door and install it himself... well, I probably wouldn't like it, but I'd just have to learn to deal with it. He's old enough that I don't think that's too much to ask.
Granted, I moved out at 18, so maybe I have a different sense of boundaries than the "norm." And obviously I don't really know, outside of my own experiences with others, but I don't think 18 is really considered "omg soooo young to move out."
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This one time, at Monica camp:
If they can't be trusted to discipline the sister then why would they be trusted not to give her the key, either by physically handing it to her or leaving it somewhere where she can get to it? If he thinks his parents will bug out about it that much, then he can talk to them before he does it.If my hypothetical 17 year old were to buy a lock for his door and install it himself... well, I probably wouldn't like it, but I'd just have to learn to deal with it. He's old enough that I don't think that's too much to ask.
Granted, I moved out at 18, so maybe I have a different sense of boundaries than the "norm." And obviously I don't really know, outside of my own experiences with others, but I don't think 18 is really considered "omg soooo young to move out."
The parents should require a key, for a lot of good reasons.
If the parents are so bad as to give the key to the younger sister for the exact purpose of stealing from another sibling's room, there is a whole different problem there.
quote:Parents put keys on keyring, leave keyring on table, go to backyard for gardening. Girl takes keyring, swipes bedroom key, returns keyring. Parents too apathetic to notice. Security compromised.
Inferno-Spirit is attacking the darkness!
The parents should require a key, for a lot of good reasons.If the parents are so bad as to give the key to the younger sister for the exact purpose of stealing from another sibling's room, there is a whole different problem there.
He could hide a key somewhere in the house, preferably somewhere his sister can't reach, and tell his parents (in private) where to find the key in an emergency. If he checks a week later and it isn't there, then next time he won't give them a key at all. Or he could just skip to the last step and avoid the hassle, if he figures his parents won't mind/care.
On the question of safes (in case he and his sister share a room), in addition to those places already mentioned, Staples carries safes.
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Parents put keys on keyring, leave keyring on table, go to backyard for gardening. Girl takes keyring, swipes bedroom key, returns keyring. Parents too apathetic to notice. Security compromised.He could hide a key somewhere in the house, preferably somewhere his sister can't reach, and tell his parents (in private) where to find the key in an emergency. If he checks a week later and it isn't there, then next time he won't give them a key at all. Or he could just skip to the last step and avoid the hassle, if he figures his parents won't mind/care.
On the question of safes (in case he and his sister share a room), in addition to those places already mentioned, Staples carries safes.
Ok, if the parents suck about it that much, something extra (like a hidden key) would be necessary. I just know if I had anyone, let alone my own hypothetical children living in my own hypothetical house, I'd damn well demand a key to their room were they to put a lock on it.
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Um... find another place to put that stuff? (used to hide my comics between the bed matresses so my brothers wouldn't get them to use for their origami)
This thread just went somewhere hilarious.
Steal her socks too.
But ya I suggest to get a door lock if that doesn't work then... I dunno
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Hilarity will ensue when she's been arrested.
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Make a dozen decent-looking fake $20 bills and put them in one of your drawers.Hilarity will ensue when she's been arrested.
I love this idea.
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And now, we sprinkle Mr. Gainsborough liberally with Old Spice!
I love this idea.
Yeah, it's not even hard if you have access to a decent color copier. A 13 year old isn't going to bother to check serial numbers, either.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Get a used/broken game of one of the one's she's stealing.
Put glue (something that stays sticky... Like unmixed Epoxy) on the cartridge (I don't know.. Does DS have cartridges? I havn't played a hand held since Sega Game Gear). The wait for her to steal that game and have it fuck up her DS.
If she tells your rents on you, tell them you were trying to fix the cartridge, and the glue must have run... "Oops..." And that she should have asked you if it was okay to borrow the game to begin with, so that this situation wouldn't have occured.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Gadani said:
That would be mean though.
I fail to see the problem with this.
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Gadani was listening to Cher while typing:
That would be mean though.
I fail to see how another person stealing your property and selling it constitutes something other than "mean".
I would never want to see a DS destroyed because of a prank. 
If someone was stealing $120 worth of my shit, I'd be willing to destroy ten times that for their trouble.
